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Rebuke Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 07-18-2016, 03:45 PM

What is "Pokémon Go"?

It is a video game. It is played by young susceptible youths worldwide. It is a heavily advertised product that has engaged the minds of countless of millions of children and susceptible youths. They are spending hundreds of hours playing this game. During these hours they are neglecting the one thing that matters.

The Bible. Jesus.

What does this "Pokémon" mean?


It is a Japanese product derived from the mongrel language of theirs, a corruption of Pure American. Originally, the name of the game was "Poketto Monsutā" or "pocket monster" in American. A pocket monster?! -> A poorly disguised euphemism for a tallywhacker. This fictional universe includes TV series and games and it is part of the homosexual agenda as evidenced by this image that was produced by an innocent random search with the word "Pokémon".




What about this "Pokémon Go" then?

First we must remember that the original name of the game was the "Poketto Monsutā", thus, the name we should be scrutinizing is actually "Poketto Monsutā Go".

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Moose -> bestiality! Gut -> rectum -> sodomy, the active partner on the top. I dare not say more!

What do the gamers actually do while playing? It is a game that causes unprecedented havoc in every major city of the world. The players must use their telephones to track down the movement of these demons that are called the "Pokémon". They must actually travel on the Created Earth (Genesis 1:1) and check for a map on their telephone that shows the locations of the demons. Thereafter they must look at God's Creation not with their Created eyes (Genesis 1:26) but through the telephone that shows the demons invisible to the naked eye. By throwing a poke ball they can capture the demon. Seems simple and capturing demons is OK, isn't it?

No, it isn't!

This is what the poking demons look like.


Is the capturing of the demons appropriate?! It would be if it stopped at that but it doesn't! Jesus has told us to look for suspicious behaviors!

Matthew 12:43-45
When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none.


Instead, the victims of this game look for more and more demons. Apparently they actually cause possession. Instead of casting out demons, these people collect them! The effects have been devastating! For instance, a young person was hit by a car whilst playing "Pokémon Go". A tremendous accident took place when a man stopped on a highway to poke ball with a "Pokémon".



Luke 10:41-42
And Jesus answered and said unto her, Martha, Martha, thou art careful and troubled about many things: But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her.


Conclusion #1. A useless game, potentially very hazardous as possession is inevitable, major threat to law and order, distracts young susceptible youths away from the one thing that is needful: Bible Study!

Who designed this!??

Now things get interesting. We all know about the Mark of the Beast, a visible sign on those who have chosen to worship the Enemy, Satan, instead of Jesus! We're accustomed to thinking that it will be displayed on their foreheads. But will it?!

Revelation 13:16-18
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:


Foreheads? Yes, a possibility but NOT THE ONLY ONE! IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT THE MARK OF THE BEAST WILL APPEAR IN THE RIGHT HAND!! Lo! "Pokémon Go Plus"! A device to be held in the right hand or the wrist!




Everyone is playing this. The sales have been staggering!
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But Pokemon Go hit a 10.81% daily user penetration level four days after its US debut.

This number is so astonishing it’s difficult for many industry people to even wrap their minds around. It’s worth noting that this is an incredibly lucrative game , topping $2 million a day revenue generation rate in US market according to some vendors I interviewed.
First it was "poking balls" (a very poorly disguised euphemism to homersexual sex acts of rubbing the male gonads together with another male). Now it is "user penetration" - no longer are they even trying to disguise their true intent.

Behold! This is the mark of the Beast.



Revelation 20:4 - And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and [I saw] the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received [his] mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

Warn those with the mark as soon as humanly possible. Never ever wear this mark yourselves. Punish severely any children or women who succumb to this. Trust Jesus! He will smite those who play this game. They will wither in Hell for Ever and Ever (Revelation 20:3). Praise God!



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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 07-19-2016, 02:45 PM

You have opened my eyes, it trully is the mark of the beast! This game should be outlawed and banished from our lands!

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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 07-20-2016, 07:30 AM

I see no piffleing problem with letting people do what they want. piffle you haters for refusing to let people be happy. This app gives people with mental illness (who are cherished and loved by God, unlike you bigoted pieces of piffleboy, Midwestern-white Americana) a chance to be productive and gain friendships, that they otherwise can't because of the crippling fear.

Shame on all of you haters. I hope God convicts all of you of your idiotic slander.

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Love Jesus Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 07-20-2016, 08:26 AM

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I see no ***expletive removed*** problem with letting people do what they want. piffle you haters for refusing to let people be happy. This app gives people with mental illness (who are cherished and loved by God, unlike you bigoted pieces of piffleboy, Midwestern-white Americana) a chance to be productive and gain friendships, that they otherwise can't because of the crippling fear.

Shame on all of you haters. I hope God convicts all of you of your idiotic slander.

Bless you.
Young Lady,

If I may, I would like to deconstruct your argument here:
  • Everyone should be allowed to do what they want (including wannabe killers, Catholic child-molesters, Bhagwan-worshipers who planted Salmonella in salad bars and acquired dozens of Rolls-Royces for their false prophet (Mark 13:22), those dedicated to consuming only the meats of endangered species, etc., etc.). You have no problem with letting these people do what they want.
  • The exception to this is the community of True Christians™ who should not be allowed to tell the World the Only Way to Eternal Life, Jesus, and warn them against all kinds of harmful, seductive influences that prevent them from gaining the VIP Entry Ticket to the Backstage of God, Heaven! You have lots of problems with letting us do what we want, saving souls from Hell (John 3:18).
After some reconsideration, you will probably say that "you didn't mean that everyone should do everything they want to" and restrict this to "activities that do not harm others". Well. this "Pokémon Go" has been proven to be extremely hazardous with all the traffic accidents and injured people. At the moment, thousands have been maimed for life because of this, we're expecting millions of casualties in the near future unless Jesus intervenes and smites the players of this game (Luke 19:27).

As for the appropriate treatment of mental patients (retards, Downians, depressed, sodomites), God is Loving and Merciful (Jonah 4:2) and He's provided the perfect cure for all these revolting diseases! Prayer!

Matthew 8:16
When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick:


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 08-01-2016, 05:27 PM

Hello there. I was surfing through church sites and encountered your forum. Apologies, but I couldn't help but notice a few problems with this thread. To avoid resorting to insults and rudeness, I'll stick to fact in my reply, and I'll address only a few things that stick out.

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It is a Japanese product derived from the mongrel language of theirs, a corruption of Pure American.
Japanese is an East Asian language that developed from Chinese. It dates all the way back to the 6th century. It has no connection by origin at all to American, which isn't even a language itself (Americans speak English, which is derived from Western Germanic). Even if American was a language, America didn't declare independence and become a nation until the 18th century.

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is part of the homosexual agenda as evidenced by this image that was produced by an innocent random search with the word "Pokémon".
The first image is "fan art," drawn by someone not affiliated with the actual series. It's unfair to judge the series based on it. The second is a screenshot of a kid (Ash) checking on his unconscious friend (Brock) in the original TV show. There is nothing homosexual about it, unless you take it out of context of the actual scene.

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First we must remember that the original name of the game was the "Poketto Monsutā", thus, the name we should be scrutinizing is actually "Poketto Monsutā Go"
The name of the app is trademarked as "Pokemon GO." It is not translated into Japanese in Japan and should not be interpreted as such. It's the same as the name "Pepsi" or "Microsoft;" there is no alternate pronunciation.

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How is an anagram representative of the product? You turned the original Japanese name into English letters, then rearranged the letters into English words. "Dog" is an anagram of "God," and dogs are beasts. By your logic, I could associate God with bestiality, which is not scriptural (to say the least). Wouldn't is make more sense for the Japanese name to be rearranged into offensive, ungodly words in Japanese?

Even then, the gut contains far more organs that just the rectum (any book or website on human anatomy could prove that), and the last word is "topknot," which by definition is a style of hair. I don't understand the logic behind separating "topknot" into two words, then throwing away the second word.

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Foreheads? Yes, a possibility but NOT THE ONLY ONE! IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT THE MARK OF THE BEAST WILL APPEAR IN THE RIGHT HAND!! Lo! "Pokémon Go Plus"! A device to be held in the right hand or the wrist!
The verse states that the mark is "in their right hand," not "held in the right hand." Besides that, the Pokemon Go Plus device is not exclusive to the right wrist. It can be worn on either, as evidenced by this photograph:

It doesn't matter who is wearing it on their right wrist, or how many are wearing it on their right wrist; if it can be worn on the left wrist, it cannot be the mark of the beast.

Plus, you've disregarded the second option: "in their right hand, or in their foreheads." There are no methods of putting the Pokemon GO Plus device in your forehead. Why would the KJV bible mention the hand AND the forehead if the mark could only be taken in the hand?

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First it was "poking balls" (a very poorly disguised euphemism to homersexual sex acts of rubbing the male gonads together with another male).
The name Pokemon, as you mentioned earlier, is an abbreviation of "pocket monster." How can "Pokeball" mean "poking balls" if "poke" is an abbreviated form of "pocket?" A Pokeball is a pocket ball, and it is no more suggestive than a pocket watch: it refers solely to the ability to carry it in a pocket.

Am I supporting Pokemon GO? Of course not. Personally I think it is a waste of time. Am I supporting homosexuality or the proliferation/spread of it? Of course not. Homosexuality is blatantly condemned by God in both testaments. My point here is simply that you have misinterpreted Pokemon in general, and that you need to look elsewhere for the mark of the beast. If you think ill of Pokemon, Pokemon GO, and Pokemon GO Plus, don't support or download it.

All the best,
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 08-01-2016, 05:38 PM

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At the moment, thousands have been maimed for life because of this, we're expecting millions of casualties in the near future [...]
Can I ask where you got these statistics from? I can't seem to find a site that lists how many players have been injured, much less maimed for life.
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It is a rare treat for us when someone provides genuinely interesting information in their very first post!

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Japanese is an East Asian language that developed from Chinese.
Do tell us more! Do you have a source for this claim? And which particular Chinese language did it develop from?

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Am I supporting Pokemon GO? Of course not. Personally I think it is a waste of time. Am I supporting homosexuality or the proliferation/spread of it? Of course not. Homosexuality is blatantly condemned by God in both testaments. My point here is simply that you have misinterpreted Pokemon in general, and that you need to look elsewhere for the mark of the beast. If you think ill of Pokemon, Pokemon GO, and Pokemon GO Plus, don't support or download it.

All the best,
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Hi Kriss, and welcome to our forums! I think you're a bit confused here. That's understandable, so please don't be too embarrassed about it. You want to incorporate modern entertainment into a kind of Feel-Good faith you have, with a kindly, gentle, pacifist Boyfriend Quality Savior at the center. Everything you say here supports a kind of twisting of Scripture in order to maintain your emotional security. Psychologist call this conflict "Cognitive Dissonance," the problem of having two strongly held beliefs which are in fact incongruent with each other. It is this incongruity that creates significant emotional distress, which in turn inspires a modification in one belief in order to conform to personal desires, rather than an intellectually honest analysis of it.

I invite you to have the courage to consider your beliefs honestly, and consider the Faith of Christ in all Its Glory, and decide which one is more likely to spare you from an eternity of demonic pokemon like creatures chasing and violating you without respite even for a drink of cool water. Eternity is a very long time to be running from evil pikachu demons with electrically charged erections.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Of course.
http://linguistics.byu.edu/classes/l...s/japanese.htm

As for your question, as of the 6th century there was only one Chinese language. It is still used today, though there are several dialects (Simplified, Traditional, and Pin-Yin are examples). Here is a source on the history of the Chinese language. https://ethnomed.org/culture/chinese...nguage-profile

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Hi Kriss, and welcome to our forums! I think you're a bit confused here. That's understandable, so please don't be too embarrassed about it.
I'm a bit more embarrassed that you changed my name and profile picture. I don't think that was necessary; after all, if nothing else, my surname name is Mauser, not Krauser.

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You want to incorporate modern entertainment into a kind of Feel-Good faith you have, with a kindly, gentle, pacifist Boyfriend Quality Savior at the center. Everything you say here supports a kind of twisting of Scripture in order to maintain your emotional security.
How so? I said nothing about my faith, nor of the Savior, and I certainly didn't try to twist the scripture. If you can specifically point out where I did, I would appreciate it.

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Psychologist call this conflict "Cognitive Dissonance," the problem of having two strongly held beliefs which are in fact incongruent with each other. It is this incongruity that creates significant emotional distress, which in turn inspires a modification in one belief in order to conform to personal desires, rather than an intellectually honest analysis of it.
I said nothing at all about what I believe. I said I would resort only to fact, and I did. I also said I do NOT support Pokemon. If you have facts that contradict the ones I posted, I would appreciate it if you posted them.

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I invite you to have the courage to consider your beliefs honestly, and consider the Faith of Christ in all Its Glory, and decide which one is more likely to spare you from an eternity of demonic pokemon like creatures chasing and violating you without respite even for a drink of cool water. Eternity is a very long time to be running from evil pikachu demons with electrically charged erections.
With all due respect, what I believe is not relevant to the mistakes and misapplications in the original post. Rather than go at me for my beliefs, perhaps you should go about explaining how the Pokemon GO Plus can be the mark of the beast if it can be worn on the left hand, or how an anagram proves homosexual involvement. There are 93,751 anagrams for "Poketto Monsuto Go," yet only one suggests homosexuality? How do you explain the other 93,750 that do not suggest homosexuality?
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Of course.
http://linguistics.byu.edu/classes/l...s/japanese.htm

As for your question, as of the 6th century there was only one Chinese language. It is still used today, though there are several dialects (Simplified, Traditional, and Pin-Yin are examples). Here is a source on the history of the Chinese language. https://ethnomed.org/culture/chinese...nguage-profile

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You're confusing the Chinese characters (汉字) with the language. Chinese is a Sino-Tibetan language that is written with the characters, it is an isolating language (but modern Chinese has a tendency for compounds and a couple of almost-suffixes). In contrast, Japanese is a language isolate (like Basque and Burushaski) if you don't count the related Ryu-Kyu (almost mutually intelligible). Your approach is the same if you claimed that modern Vietnamese developed from Latin as it is written in the Latin alphabet. As for the writing system, Japanese does use the Chinese characters (kanji) for word roots, but due to its agglutinative character, it also utilizes indigenous syllabaries (admittedly they are simplifications of some characters) in the way that suffixes and particles are written in hiragana and loan words in katakana. Poketto monsuta (never mind the macrons this time) is one of these loan words, a corruption of the American form, as the syllables of Japanese are formed in a retard fashion that does not really accept consonant clusters unless they have developed from previous plain consonants (such as the syllable chi that used to be "ti").

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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 08-01-2016, 08:15 PM

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What a curious choice of source. Mormons are not Christians, dear. However, let's leave that aside for the moment.

If you read it carefully, all the way through, you will find that it does not say what you think it says. You are making the elementary mistake of confusing the writing system with the spoken language. If you wish to pass Linguistics 101, you need to know the difference.

Let me give you an example. Until 1928, the Turkish language was written in the Arabic script. By your argument, this means that Turkish is a descendant of Arabic. In 1928 they went over to the Latin alphabet. At that point, overnight, did it become a different language, descended from Latin?

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As for your question, as of the 6th century there was only one Chinese language. It is still used today, though there are several dialects (Simplified, Traditional, and Pin-Yin are examples).
I will disregard the first sentence, which is pure nonsense. As to the second, Simplified (used in mainland China), Traditional (used in Taiwan) and Pin-Yin (a transcription into the Latin script) are writing systems, not languages. You are making the same mistake again.

Given these elementary mistakes, why should we take any notice of anything else you say?

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I'm a bit more embarrassed that you changed my name and profile picture. I don't think that was necessary; after all, if nothing else, my surname name is Mauser, not Krauser.
I didn't do anything of the kind. As a matter of fact, I've only just returned with my children from rebuking sinners at the movie theater. We were gratified to find the movie theater hasn't played any Spike Lee films since our concerted effort to share the Good News about Lee's Satanic efforts.

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How so? I said nothing about my faith, nor of the Savior, and I certainly didn't try to twist the scripture. If you can specifically point out where I did, I would appreciate it.
You presented yourself as an expert on linguistics, sexual behavior, and theology (the Mark of the Beast, specifically). But I can see you're really just trying to pick a fight. We're not interested in debating you. We're right and you're wrong according to the Holy Bible. If you want to play know-it-all, why not share with us something we don't know, like your Testimony?


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 08-26-2016, 10:31 PM

Pokemon go is just a harmless game. All the accidents were caused by people's own stupidity, all the other incidents were just terrible people taking advantage of the game.

If you were a kid, you would play it too. I am very sure all of you have played a video game before.

This game has brought community's together, friends closer, helped people face fears, and I am sure there have even been people led to the lord from going to Churches to find pokestops.

I sincerely hope you can all accept modern reality and culture and preach and encourage through that.

God Bless.
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Pokemon go is just a harmless game...
Baseless assertion.

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... All the accidents were caused by people's own stupidity...
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...all the other incidents were just terrible people taking advantage of the game...
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...If you were a kid, you would play it too...
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...I am very sure all of you have played a video game before...
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...This game has brought community's together, friends closer, helped people face fears, and I am sure there have even been people led to the lord from going to Churches to find pokestops...
Baseless assertion.

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...I sincerely hope you can all accept modern reality and culture and preach and encourage through that.

God Bless.
I sincerely hope you will present actual evidence for all your future claims, or understand when people dismiss them out of hand.


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I sincerely hope you can all accept modern reality and culture and preach and encourage through that.


Has reality changed since the Holy Spirit blew o'er the land and inspired the Bible writers? Is "modern reality" more... advanced than say, "ancient reality"?



What are its differences, dear, and how do you measure and quantify those differences?


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 09-06-2016, 03:02 PM

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OMG PLEASE DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND DIE. The First image is fanart, or images that fans have made. The second one was taken out of context, he was leaning over to take his sick friend's temperature. The thing about the words spelling something else is pure shit. If i took the word "comer" from Spanish and say it in a odd way it sounds like "come in here" OH WOW Spanish people are the devil because they reference eating to sex. The car accident thing is not the game's fault. It is the person playing the game. When you start the game, every time you play you need to agree you are not driving while playing.
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You forgot to tell everyone how "loving and accepting of other people's opinions and differences" you are.


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