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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-08-2010, 10:26 PM

@PartyPoison & Frank Iero: I just hope they understand what you stand for instead of making false accusations. We were not put on this earth to judge each other, no matter how high and mighty we may think we are.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-08-2010, 10:34 PM

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@PartyPoison & Frank Iero: I just hope they understand what you stand for instead of making false accusations. We were not put on this earth to judge each other, no matter how high and mighty we may think we are.
Amen! I hope for their eyes to be opened too... We need more people like you


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-08-2010, 10:40 PM

If only I were a rabbit. There would be plenty more of me by now if that were the case :'] xD
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@PartyPoison & Frank Iero: I just hope they understand what you stand for instead of making false accusations. We were not put on this earth to judge each other, no matter how high and mighty we may think we are.
So, God got it wrong did He?

John:7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.


Mal:3:18: Then shall ye return, and discern between the righteous and the wicked, between him that serveth God and him that serveth him not.






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So, God got it wrong did He?

John:7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.


Mal:3:18: Then shall ye return, and discern between the righteous and the wicked, between him that serveth God and him that serveth him not.

I know this might sound like a hostile question, but it's meant with the best intentions! I'm purely curious, as I know there are many different versions of the bible. Which bible are you reading? I was always taught that you shouldn't judge others.
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I know this might sound like a hostile question, but it's meant with the best intentions! I'm purely curious, as I know there are many different versions of the bible. Which bible are you reading? I was always taught that you shouldn't judge others.
It is the King James Version.

I encourage you to cross reference it on Bible Gateway if you don't believe us.

John 7:24 (New American Standard Bible)
24"Do not judge according to appearance, but judge with righteous judgment.


John 7:24 (English Standard Version)
24 Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment."


John 7:24 (Young's Literal Translation)
24judge not according to appearance, but the righteous judgment judge.'


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-08-2010, 11:39 PM

Thank you for informing me of this.
I'm afraid I'm still going to stand by the point I made previously.
Everything is open to scrutiny, and can be interpreted in different ways. I'm afraid I've interpreted all of this differently to you, which is probably why our opinions clash.
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-08-2010, 11:43 PM

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Thank you for informing me of this.
I'm afraid I'm still going to stand by the point I made previously.
Everything is open to scrutiny, and can be interpreted in different ways. I'm afraid I've interpreted all of this differently to you, which is probably why our opinions clash.
I agree whole heartingly with everything my british baptist friend has to say, but, sadly, I must leave you all with this, you dont believe in God. I dont believe in luck. You dont believe in us. Now Starbucks, and my bandmates are calling me. So long and goodnight.
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Thank you for informing me of this. I'm afraid I'm still going to stand by the point I made previously. Everything is open to scrutiny, and can be interpreted in different ways. I'm afraid I've interpreted all of this differently to you, which is probably why our opinions clash.
You could not be more wrong. There is but one way to interpret the Holy Bible: literally! It is explicitly not allowed to add or remove things from the Bible!

Deuteronomy 4:2 "Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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I agree whole heartingly with everything my british baptist friend has to say, but, sadly, I must leave you all with this, you dont believe in God. I dont believe in luck. You dont believe in us. Now Starbucks, and my bandmates are calling me. So long and goodnight.
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But I believe we're the enemy.
I really need your help here...
Have fun at Starbucks! I hope this isn't stressing you out as much as it is me.
I also hope you know that my opinion is that of many of your fan base.
Also, call me Electric Symptom. It's a name you'd know better as a fellow Killjoy xo
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Thank you for informing me of this.
I'm afraid I'm still going to stand by the point I made previously.
Everything is open to scrutiny, and can be interpreted in different ways. I'm afraid I've interpreted all of this differently to you, which is probably why our opinions clash.
It sounds like you need a little more time with your Bible.

2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

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But I believe we're the enemy.
I really need your help here...
Have fun at Starbucks! I hope this isn't stressing you out as much as it is me.
I also hope you know that my opinion is that of many of your fan base.
Also, call me Electric Symptom. It's a name you'd know better as a fellow Killjoy xo
Dont worry kiddo, or shall I say, Electric Symptom, I'll help ya out... tomorrow or sometime. hahaha now off to the magical world of coffee and other drugs!


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Dont worry kiddo, or shall I say, Electric Symptom, I'll help ya out... tomorrow or sometime. hahaha now off to the magical world of coffee and other drugs!
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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 02:22 AM

What's with all the emo ladies posting on this thread today?

I'm going to listen to proper music.



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Have fun! ;]
I'd like to apologise for the infraction I received. I didn't realise that my comment would be considered boring and un-witty. I was just trying to nice.
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I'd like to apologise for the infraction I received. I didn't realise that my comment would be considered boring and un-witty. I was just trying to nice.
it ok, Mr.Britbaptist. i prays that your feeling not be hurted, an that you not get all emo an start to crys about the infarctions, cuz that be what emoz do all the times
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it ok, Mr.Britbaptist. i prays that your feeling not be hurted, an that you not get all emo an start to crys about the infarctions, cuz that be what emoz do all the times
Don't worry, my feeling aren't hurt. I'm just a bit shocked, that's all! And just so you know, I am not an Emo, and I am fully aware of how some of them behave. However, let it be known that most of these 'emos' don't follow the typical stereotype, and are very cheerful people! They are a group who are just as diverse in personality traits, as anyone else.
I don't know why, but I get quite offended when people chuck others into groups like that. Where's the love? xD
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you're supposed to be omnibenevolent.
God is not omnibenevolent and neither are we. I think you confuse benevolence with love. We love our neighbors so much that we want to give them a fighting chance to avoid Hell! It is out of this love that we do not coddle anyone or condone their sinful lifestyles. How could any True Christian™ not share His Word with vile sinners, such as the Unsaved Trash in this very thread? The fact that so many of them react poorly is just a sign of the demonic forces acting in their horrible lives. Satan doesn't let go easily!



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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 08:18 PM

I agree with Electric Sypmtom there. Why should we throw people
Into the stereotype we want them, shouldn't thru have a say so?
What looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck could be a cat in a duck costume.


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Default Re: EMOS BELIEVE THEY GO TO THE 'BLACK PARADE' WHEN THEY DIE! - 12-09-2010, 09:01 PM

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I agree with Electric Sypmtom there. Why should we throw people
Into the stereotype we want them, shouldn't thru have a say so?
What looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck could be a cat in a duck costume.
Ah! Thank you for coming back! May I quote you on your duck/cat reference in the future? I've not heard it before, and I think it's hilarious :'] xo

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God is not omnibenevolent and neither are we. I think you confuse benevolence with love. We love our neighbors so much that we want to give them a fighting chance to avoid Hell! It is out of this love that we do not coddle anyone or condone their sinful lifestyles. How could any True Christian™ not share His Word with vile sinners, such as the Unsaved Trash in this very thread? The fact that so many of them react poorly is just a sign of the demonic forces acting in their horrible lives. Satan doesn't let go easily!
I hope that's not supposed to be a dig at myself, because I have taken criticism in my stride, and accepted your opinions, and views.
I also regret to inform you, this label you have placed on me is untrue, for I have been saved.
I'd also like to ask why being a True Christian is trademarked. This is purely out of curiosity. I'm not trying to provoke any arguments by asking this! :S
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