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Default Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-08-2007, 06:15 PM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I come to you today with my latest finding, one that should blow the lid off of both the homosexual world and the evolutionistical world -- and, on top of that, prove once and for all that they are one and the same!

After years of research spent gathering information and statistics, combing the library and all manner of books to get my hands on the relevant information, I present to you this chart, with two slopes (representing # of active homosexuals and # of believers in evolution) vs. Years since 1859 (a year we should all be familiar with -- the year that Satan wrote his "theory of evolution").

As you can see, they are both closely related! Statistically, they are the same curve! Since I am a scientist and always concerned with this, I want to calculate for you the number of homosexuals since 1859 that are currently burning in Hell:

# of homos total = Integral from 0 to 150 of 57.07exp(0.072x)
# of homos total = 792.639 * (1.07466^x) | 0->150
# of homos total = 3.8855E7 = 38.85 million homos in hell since 1859!

Similarly the number of evolutionists is found, but for the sake of brevity I will leave the calculation to you!

Praise Jesus for His Justice! The fires of Hell are burning brightly today!
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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-09-2007, 02:25 PM

You eggheads impress the entire congregation! Thank you for working so hard on behalf of Jesus to prove with numbers and charts what the Holy Bible implies. You can count on my vote on the Committee of LBC Elders to continue your research funding into 2008.

I wonder what the brainiacs in Creation Science will come up with next....


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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-09-2007, 04:45 PM

Nothing like a good graphical way to express the horrors that are over-running our world! It brings this idea of homerism to a whole new level to those that otherwise wouldn't comprehend the threat we face.


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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-10-2007, 01:54 AM

Wow! That's a lot of numbers and they hurt my head, but you are one of the smartest men I know, Brother Ernest, so they must be accurate!


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Nothing like a good graphical way to express the horrors that are over-running our world! It brings this idea of homerism to a whole new level to those that otherwise wouldn't comprehend the threat we face.
Goodness, what a relief.

I thought this was going to be another spiel about how Homerism was being put forward as an "evilutionary adaptation to an overpopulated world".

If that were the case, don't you think there'd be lots and lots of uneducated welfare Homers, and very few intelligent, middle- or upper-class Homers?

Why, if that's how evilution works, then it suggests that being intelligent and having money are bad things, to be bred out!!
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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-10-2007, 05:11 AM

I'm wasting my time and making myself look very sophmoric....
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Goodness, what a relief.

I thought this was going to be another spiel about how Homerism was being put forward as an "evilutionary adaptation to an overpopulated world".

If that were the case, don't you think there'd be lots and lots of uneducated welfare Homers, and very few intelligent, middle- or upper-class Homers?

Why, if that's how evilution works, then it suggests that being intelligent and having money are bad things, to be bred out!!
This has always been the dilemma for scientists and evilutionists; since homers do not reproduce it should be a scourge that lasts only one generation. This proves conclusively that homerism is the work of Satan.


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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-10-2007, 06:49 AM

This is why the homosexual agenda is so important: if they don't indoctrinate the children of the next generation, they will all die out. They are now trying to infiltrate our schools to recruit the youngest and most impressionable minds to their cult-like thinking. Its a shame, really. This is why my future children will always be homeschooled and never allowed outside of Landover's borders, praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-11-2007, 10:27 PM

You know what this makes me think of?




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Keep your global warming propaganda away from our Godly board, son.


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I see you've been watching Al Gore's An Indefensible 'Truth'.
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no, the graphic is pure satire... I don't have to see an inconvenient truth to know about global warming, but maybe you should check with what it's compared...
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no, the graphic is pure satire... I don't have to see an inconvenient truth to know about global warming, but maybe you should check with what it's compared...
Sure looks like Al Gore's "science" to me, davaca. Clearly, the graph indicates that the decomposition of pirate corpses is releasing more CO2 into the atmosphere, inducing climate change.

I do struggle to figure out how this is relevant to the link between evolution and homosexuality, though. I figured you'd post some sort of graphic indicating that there are more homosexuals when the population is greater, and say it was some manner of "evolutionary adaptation to overpopulation", or other nonsense.

In truth, it's direct result of the increase in Satan's influence through the mass media and the number of Americans turning their backs on God.

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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-14-2007, 12:52 AM

The number of queers has surged lately. Back in the olden days there were hardly any, and my grandfather wouldn't lie. The evil satan is making more homers because he knows the endtimes are near.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-14-2007, 03:49 AM

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The number of queers has surged lately. Back in the olden days there were hardly any, and my grandfather wouldn't lie. The evil satan is making more homers because he knows the endtimes are near.
See, davaca? Anecdotal evidence from Zeke's grandfather!
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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-15-2007, 06:39 PM

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See, davaca? Anecdotal evidence from Zeke's grandfather!
I'm guessing Ezekiels grandfather was a True Christian too, so I probably he and his family brutally slaughtered every homosexual in his village.
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Default Re: Breaking News: Homosexuality and Evolutionism linked! - 02-17-2007, 03:52 AM

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I'm guessing Ezekiels grandfather was a True Christian too, so I probably he and his family brutally slaughtered every homosexual in his village.
Not without attempting to Save© them first. We at Landover are more liberal than many churches in that we believe that is is sometimes possible that even homers may be Saved©.

But if they reject the love of Jesus and refuse to repent, their blood is apon them:

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Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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