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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 07:09 AM

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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 07:13 AM

So Ms Jenny if I may.....are you telling me you have followed ALL of Jesus's laws COMPLETELY?
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 07:30 AM

hmmmm anyway Respond when you make up something else until then.

OHHHH ZEEEEEEKEEYYY Explain to me this:

First off...The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26) The Wicked(Romans 1:29) (Praying for people's death) oh and The Malicious (Romans 1:29) The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31) The Unrighteous (1 Corinthians 6:9) and most of aall.... All Liars (Revelation 21:8) (You may not have lied in any of your post...but tell me you haven't done any of the sins in your post or any of the other sins Jesus will damn us for and you're a liar.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 08:18 AM

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(You may not have lied in any of your post...but tell me you haven't done any of the sins in your post or any of the other sins Jesus will damn us for and you're a liar.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 08:40 AM

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OHHHH ZEEEEEEKEEYYY Explain to me this:

First off...The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26) The Wicked(Romans 1:29) (Praying for people's death) oh and The Malicious (Romans 1:29) The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31) The Unrighteous (1 Corinthians 6:9) and most of aall.... All Liars (Revelation 21:8) (You may not have lied in any of your post...but tell me you haven't done any of the sins in your post or any of the other sins Jesus will damn us for and you're a liar.
Allow me to step in and explain. Unforgiving? No one here is unforgiving. If Michael Jackson repented before he died, then we would forgive, but since he did not it is not justified nor does he deserve forgiveness for as Jesus taught us, He is the only way to the Kingdom of God, and that the road to Heaven is Narrow but the Road to Hell is wide.

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Unmerciful? We show lots of mercy in here! There was a post recently on Adolf Hitler and even a vile, truly evil man like that was shown mercy by our church in the sense that if he repented, he deserved to go to Heaven. If we can show Hitler mercy, we can show anyone mercy.

Unrighteous? More like uncalled for. Please show us an example where we are unrighteous.

Liars? Are you serious? The hallmark of a True Christian™ is being totally honest with his or herself. We do not lie. I would be lying if I said we were lying but since we are not not lying, we are not lying.



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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 10:18 AM

Glory Praise Jesus! This is Wonderful news i'm so glad that God Finally sent this ugly freak to hell where he Belongs
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I did not come into this world to please man. DO WHAT YOU WANT.
Troll God brought you into this World to Please Men Haven't you ever read the Bible? We want you to repent now are you ready to? if not just leave your not Welcame here unsaved lady

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Jeez i think Hell is all bad but in the End how are we to comatdemn someone to fate. We all in life have to decide for ourselves why force it among others, your light should shine so much just your influence alone can convince change in someone. I might not know all the Scriptures in the Bible but I do know that Jesus said to Love. That is what we must do. Am i right?
You Haver naver read the Bible before in your life so quit Lying Troll Hell is bad and its going to be really bad for you if you don't wake up and repent soon Jesus Naver said To Love Freaks Like him Fool

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I dont think anyone can say whether MJ goes to hell or not. We are not God and we know not the hearts of his people.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 12:15 PM

Michael Jackson must be in Hell. Because God exists and there is a Heaven and a Hell, there are only two places he can go. He raped little boys, put impure thoughts into peoples head subliminally through his music, changed his appearance from a cute little nigra to a devilish abomination. His did not lead small children to the Godly path, lift their hearts and souls with Godly music, he did not attempt to appear in manner that would of pleased God. He even did the Devil backwards walk.

I hope you are aware, the reason for the single glove was due to burns sustained from shaking the Devils hand. He struck a deal for his soul and all the souls of his fans. This deal provided him with the power to warp minds and play the music of the Pied Piper. It enabled him to skirt the laws of Justice and the Right. This was to be in exchange for his first child, which he was to of dropped from a height of over 30 cubits. He failed to follow through so the Devil destroyed his career, took all his money and sent him to live with the Godless Arabs. These are indisputable facts.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 12:51 PM

and they said michael jackson was the second coming
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 12:59 PM

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Who are "they"? I don't know any True Christians™ who have ever said that; do you?


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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 01:30 PM

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Don't get smart, pal. Show some respect to the Pastors on God's favorite forum.

We don't "google it." We "Bible it" instead.


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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 01:36 PM

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Don't get smart, pal. Show some respect to the Pastors on God's favorite forum.

We don't "google it." We "Bible it" instead.

I wasnt getting smart, and certainly meant no disrespect, however the internet is full of weird stories about MJ being the new JC.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 01:38 PM

Why would you want to spread a story like that which is obviously false?


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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 01:41 PM

I read this morning, that instead of cremating him they will be melting him down and making plastic toys out of him. That way children get to play with him for a change.




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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 01:43 PM

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I wasnt getting smart, and certainly meant no disrespect, however the internet is full of weird stories about MJ being the new JC.
Ooooooohhhhh so if it is on the Internet, it must be true. I never knew that. But since you said so, it must be true.
Listen pal, God said nothing about this heathen being anything other than an abomination. Regarding weird stories, sometimes where there is smoke there is fire. And in this case, it it is the smoke and flames of the doors to eternal hell, opened for Michael.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 01:57 PM

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I wasnt getting smart, and certainly meant no disrespect, however the internet is full of weird stories about MJ being the new JC.

"JC" is my nieghbor. Jesus Christ is my Saviour.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 03:49 PM

It's things like this that really reaffirm my faith in the Bible. Did GOD not warn us about pride and arrogance in the Bible?

Deuteronomy 8:17-19:

17And thou say in thine heart, My power and the might of mine hand hath gotten me this wealth.

18But thou shalt remember the LORD thy God: for it is he that giveth thee power to get wealth, that he may establish his covenant which he sware unto thy fathers, as it is this day.

19And it shall be, if thou do at all forget the LORD thy God, and walk after other gods, and serve them, and worship them, I testify against you this day that ye shall surely perish.



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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 06:11 PM

True words, Brother Bob, true words!


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: God sends Michael Jackson to hell. - 06-26-2009, 06:57 PM

I'll always remember Michael Jackson this way:







I think God was letting him know all those years ago where he was eventually going to end up!




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