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Default Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 04:30 AM

Praise Jesus! He is busy today squishing and smiting a million jigaboos on a Godless rock infested with escaped slaves, an AIDS-ridden nest of animalistic harlotry on a scale unknown in the Western Hemisphere (God's favorite!).

I'll be up all night, praying for the highest body count possible. Go Jesus, GO!

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Many Casualties Expected in Haiti Earthquake

The largest earthquake to hit Haiti in more than 200 years rocked the Caribbean nation Tuesday, collapsing a hospital where people screamed for help and heavily damaging other buildings. U.S. officials reported bodies lying in the streets and an aid official described "total disaster and chaos."

Communications were widely disrupted, making it impossible to get a full picture of damage as powerful aftershocks shook a desperately poor country where many buildings are flimsy. Electricity was out in some places.

Karel Zelenka, a Catholic Relief Services representative in Port-au-Prince, told U.S. colleagues before phone service failed that "there must be thousands of people dead," according to a spokeswoman for the aid group, Sara Fajardo.

"He reported that it was just total disaster and chaos, that there were clouds of dust surrounding Port-au-Prince," Fajardo said from the group's offices in Maryland.

State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley said in Washington that embassy personnel were "literally in the dark" after power failed.

"They reported structures down. They reported a lot of walls down. They did see a number of bodies in the street and on the sidewalk that had been hit by debris. So clearly, there's going to be serious loss of life in this," he said.

An Associated Press videographer saw the wrecked hospital in Petionville, a hillside Port-au-Prince district that is home to many diplomats and wealthy Haitians, as well as many poor people. Elsewhere in the capital, a U.S. government official reported seeing houses that had tumbled into a ravine.

Kenson Calixte of Boston spoke to an uncle and cousin in Port-au-Prince shortly after the earthquake by phone. He could hear screaming in the background as his relatives described the frantic scene in the streets. His uncle told him that a small hotel near their home had collapsed, with people inside.

"They told me it was total chaos, a lot of devastation," he said. More than four hours later, he still was not able to get them back on the phone for an update.

Haiti's ambassador to the U.S., Raymond Joseph, said from his Washington office that he spoke to President Rene Preval's chief of staff, Fritz Longchamp, just after the quake hit. He said Longchamp told him that "buildings were crumbling right and left" near the national palace. He too had not been able to get through by phone to Haiti since.

With phones down, some of the only communication came from social media such as Twitter. Richard Morse, a well-known musician who manages the famed Olafson Hotel, kept up a stream of dispatches on the aftershocks and damage reports. The news, based mostly on second-hand reports and photos, was disturbing, with people screaming in fear and roads blocked with debris. Belair, a slum even in the best of times, was said to be "a broken mess."

The earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 7.0 and was centered about 10 miles (15 kilometers) west of Port-au-Prince at a depth of 5 miles (8 kilometers), the U.S. Geological Survey said. USGS geophysicist Kristin Marano called it the strongest earthquake since 1770 in what is now Haiti. In 1946, a magnitude-8.1 quake struck the Dominican Republic and also shook Haiti, producing a tsunami that killed 1,790 people.

The temblor appeared to have occurred along a strike-slip fault, where one side of a vertical fault slips horizontally past the other, said earthquake expert Tom Jordan at the University of Southern California. The earthquake's size and proximity to populated Port-au-Prince likely caused widespread casualties and structural damage, he said.

"It's going to be a real killer," he said. "Whenever something like this happens, you just hope for the best."

Most of Haiti's 9 million people are desperately poor, and after years of political instability the country has no real construction standards. In November 2008, following the collapse of a school in Petionville, the mayor of Port-au-Prince estimated about 60 percent of the buildings were shoddily built and unsafe in normal circumstances.

Tuesday's quake was felt in the Dominican Republic, which shares a border with Haiti on the island of Hispaniola, and some panicked residents in the capital of Santo Domingo fled from their shaking homes. But no major damage was reported there.

In eastern Cuba, houses shook but there were also no reports of significant damage.

"We felt it very strongly and I would say for a long time. We had time to evacuate," said Monsignor Dionisio Garcia, archbishop of Santiago.

The few reports emerging from Haiti made clear the country had suffered extensive damage.

"Everybody is just totally, totally freaked out and shaken," said Henry Bahn, a U.S. Department of Agriculture official visiting Port-au-Prince. "The sky is just gray with dust."

Bahn said he was walking to his hotel room when the ground began to shake.

"I just held on and bounced across the wall," he said. "I just hear a tremendous amount of noise and shouting and screaming in the distance."

Bahn said there were rocks strewn about and he saw a ravine where several homes had stood: "It's just full of collapsed walls and rubble and barbed wire."

In the community of Thomassin, just outside Port-au-Prince, Alain Denis said neighbors told him the only road to the capital had been cut but that phones were all dead so it was hard to determine the extent of the damage.

"At this point, everything is a rumor," he said. "It's dark. It's nighttime."

Former President Bill Clinton, the U.N.'s special envoy for Haiti, issued a statement saying his office would do whatever he could to help the nation recover and rebuild.

"My thoughts and prayers are with the people of Haiti," he said.

President Barack Obama ordered U.S. officials to start preparing in case humanitarian assistance was needed.

Venezuelan Foreign Minister Nicolas Maduro said his government planned to send a military aircraft carrying canned foods, medicine and drinking water and also would dispatch a team of 50 rescue workers.

Brazil's government was trying to re-establish communications with its embassy and military personnel in Haiti late Tuesday, according to the G1 Web site of Globo TV. Brazil leads a 9,000-member U.N. peacekeeping force there.

Felix Augustin, Haiti's consul general in New York, said he was concerned about everyone in Haiti, including his relatives.

"Communication is absolutely impossible," he said. "I've been trying to call my ministry and I cannot get through. ... It's mind-boggling."


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 04:38 AM

If they play this right they'll get more economic aid than they really need and they'll be richer in five years than they could have ever hoped.


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 05:02 AM

Jesus has been sending subtle messages to the Haitians for hundreds of years. If I'm not mistaken, their history is connected with the French and the cathylicks – a double whammy in anyone's book.

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* 1508, July or Aug. Hurricane destroyed Santo Domingo. (Galvan, p. 71)
* 1737 Hurricane levelled St. Louis de Sud. (Heinl, p. 34)

* 1751 Earthquake (Heinl, p. 34). Geggus (Major Port Towns, p. 88) says that Port-au-Prince was levelled by this quake.

* 1760 Sever damage to Port-au-Prince. (Howard)

* 1770, June 3. Earthquake at Port-au-Prince and Okay. (Brown, vol. I) 200 dead. (Heinl, p. 34) p. 31 Sir Spenser St. John claims an earthquake of 15 days destroyed Port-au-Prince. Geggus (Major Port Towns, p. 88) also mentions it.

* 1784. Geggus (Major Port Towns, p. 88) says a major fire destroyed much of the business district of Port-au-Prince.

* 1816. August 18, 1816 hurricane at Port-au-Prince reported by Quaker missionary, Stephen Grellet. Touched other towns too.

* 1830. Heinl (see 1831) tells of rare hurricane in Port-au-Prince. Given that Port-au- Prince does not border the southern coast and that a mountain range protects it from the south, as well as from the east, a hurricane here would be quite rare.

* 1831 Hurricane of 1831 destroyed south. see Heinl after page 177.

* 1842, May 7. earthquake. Shook whole island. (see Heinl, p. 177) 10,000 people dead in O Kap. Wrecked P-a- Paix, Mole St. Nicola, O Kap and Fort Liberte. Hit Dominican Republic too. See Rodman, Black Republic. He claims the Citadelle was seriously damaged by this quake. See Sir Spenser St. John, p. 12. He claims several thousand died. Also p. 87 "...which injured every city in the northern department, and almost annihilated Cap Haitien." In the letters of Herbert Tyson, (USN) he says "The town is not, at present, a place of much importance, having been destroyed by an earthquake in 1841, at which time about six thousand people perished. It had then a population of from sixty to seventy thousand, and was one of the largest towns on the island. Now there are scarcely six thousand persons in it." He misreports the date as 1841, but he was operating from discussion with people when he was there in 1865.

* 1843. Sumner Wells (Naboth's Vinyard) says whole island was devastated. p. 84. Might the 1842/43 claims actually be same quake?

* 1875, Sept. Jacmel hit by a hurricane. (Heinl, p. 260 or so)

* 1887, Sept. 23. Heavy earthquake. Shook north, northwest, Gonaives, St. Marc and brought down the new cathedral of Port-au-Paix. (Heinl, p. 294.)

* 1930, Sept. 3. Hurricane devastated DR. Did it do any damage to Haiti? Yes. Many killed. See Danticat, Farming of Bones, p. 25.

* 1952, Oct. 27. Earthquake reported at Anse-a-Veau. Heinl, p. 570, note # 50. Rodman's Black Republic. p. 45. Also Rodman, p. 122. He claims it changed the waterfall at Saut de Baril.

* 1954, Oct. 11. Hurricane Hazel in 1954 destroyed several towns and 40% of the coffee trees and 50% of the cacao trees. p. 9 THE MAGIC ISLAND (whoops, this is wrong, since Seabrook's book was published in 1929!. I'll have to check page 9 and see what's there. Heinl, p. 569. Oct. 11. Hit Port-a-Piment.

* 1963, 1st week of October. Flora (From Papa Doc book) (From Gold, Nightmare) killed thousands. p. 134. Earthquake

* 1964 Cleo Papa Doc book)

* 1965 Inez (From Papa Doc book) (Heinl, p. 647 says Inez was in 1966.)

* 1998, September 23, 1998. See other computer files for details.

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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 06:29 AM

See where playing with voodoo dolls gets ya. Sent STRAIGHT to HELL! That's where.




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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 12:18 PM

So, Hate-ee felt God's Wrath®. No wonder I slept like an angel last night. Nothing sooths my soul more than to know He has taken some retribution against heathens.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 03:13 PM

and you know the worst thing? Obama is sending YOUR TAX DOLLARS! to give 'relief' to these heathen jigaboos!

Did the Patriarchs of Old send a Christian relief bandwagon to Sodom or Gomorrah? No!

Was there any United Nations effort to rebuild the Walls of Jericho or the Tower of Babel? No!

Did God send angels to help clear up after the Great Flood? No!

These people should suffer for their sins how else can they learn of Jesus' Promise of a better life after earthly death?

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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 03:17 PM

I don't understand what the big deal is.

It's just Haiti.

Not as if it were anywhere that actually matters.

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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 03:29 PM

Haiti is a failed state and does not rate as a 'third world' country. In actuality, there should be a category, for FORTH WORLD countries like Haiti (Somalia springs to mind too), with drastically different rules than for the true third worlders.

Realistically, Haiti should be blockaded, nothing goes in, nothing comes out, and the rest of us should wait for Haiti to come out of the stone age. They get an 'adequate' government, reign in the thievery, paganism, and fornication, and pull themselves up to the bottom rung of the third world tier, and then we might entertain the idea of helping them.

Aid squandered on Haiti now, is aid taken away from other more promising third world shit holes.


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 03:58 PM

Well, well, well!! It looks like Haiti's run of exceptional luck evading God's Loving Wrath has hit a rough patch!! You can only get away with mocking The Lord for so long!!
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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 04:41 PM

I have been carefully monitoring this situation and I have developed an alternative theory. We all know God has been attacking Haiti for centuries up to and including the time in 2008 that he sent FOUR hurricanes to Haiti in the space of three weeks! But I ask you to consider this:

What if his target was not really all of Haiti this time? I saw a news story and I am excited about the possibilities. The UN Headquarters in Haiti, staffed by 9,000 UN peacekeepers, was destroyed and most of the 9,000 people are missing. What if God's real target was the UN? Could this be the start of somethign BIG? Is this the start of the times of tribulation and the Rapture? I am not quitting my day job yet, though. It COULD be that God is still seekign to atatck Haiti by destroying the peacekeeping force. I just wonder, though...

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Haiti earthquake: staff missing as UN headquarters damaged

The headquarters of the UN mission in Haiti has been seriously damaged by a powerful earthquake that shook the capital Port-au-Prince.

Many staff are missing following the quake, the United Nations said.

"The United Nations can confirm that the Headquarters of the United Nations Stabilization Mission in Haiti (MINUSTAH) in Port-au-Prince has sustained serious damage along with other UN installations," the Under-Secretary-General for Peacekeeping Operations Alain le Roy said in a statement issued in New York.

"For the moment, a large number of personnel remain unaccounted for," he said.

He said officials in Haiti were still trying to gather information on the effects of the quake, which caused chaos across the capital of the impoverished country just before nightfall, collapsing buildings and cutting power in the city.

The UN stabilisation force, which numbers about 9,000 troops and police, was sent in to try to bring order to the country that has been wracked by violence for years.

In another part of the city, at least two Americans, one of them a young aid worker related to a retired senior US naval officer, were believed to be among those trapped in the rubble.

The executive director of Haitian Ministries for the Diocese of Norwich, Connecticut, Emily Smack, said the mission house house had partially collapsed during the earthquake.

She identified the staffers as the mission's acting director, Jillian Thorp, and a management consultant, Charles Dietsch, who has been working with the ministry.


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 05:14 PM

CNN just displayed the following facts on screen during their coverage:
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Haiti is 95% Black.

Haiti is 85% Roman Catholic.
I don't know why they left out the obvious next line:

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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 05:39 PM

I might entertain the idea of the US sending in a little bit of aid. Maybe we match, dollar for dollar, what Lesotho sends.


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 05:55 PM

They invented black power and they're infested with zombies (not to mention autonomous socialist black zombie collectives). And they speak French. What did anyone expect? I'm looking forward to see God follow this up by smiting Quebec. Frankly, it's an offence to Freedom that anyone would live that close to America and still mulishly insist on defiling the air with the demonic babbling of French. Hallelujah!


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Praise God !!

What a wonderful gift to the rest of the world !! Jesus has smote a nation of Catholic Zombie's to perdition !!


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 06:03 PM

Is this a propriate time to shout glory?
If so - Shout Glory!


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 06:16 PM

Did anything really change in Haiti ??

Yesterday Haiti was a black hole absorbing foreign aid dollars, and today, Haiti remains a black hole absorbing foreign aid dollars.

Same old, same old.

The before and after quake pictures are comical. Haiti was already a dreadful mess before the shaking, and frankly, Jesus did them a favor in weeding out the substandard housing.


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Jesus has been sending subtle messages to the Haitians for hundreds of years. If I'm not mistaken, their history is connected with the French and the cathylicks – a double whammy in anyone's book.

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Disasters in Haiti

...long list...
That seems like an impressive list, but is it?

I think God must have turned the responsibility for Haiti over to some archangel or someone else, because all of the Holy interventions on Haiti have only selected for the most slothful, yet fecund, kind of jigaboo and not for the kind that praises Jesus and promotes free markets.

I sure hope God got it right this time, but only time will tell...


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Default Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti - 01-13-2010, 08:09 PM

Presumably you've all been out there in Haiti, once at least, selflessly preaching the gospel that they may be saved, in keeping with what the Lord instructed?

But then I don't think you have, because if you had invested some of yourselves into contending for their salvation, I suspect you would have reacted more like Jesus did when He knew He would have to righteously and justly punish that city. He wept over it, and He was a stronger man than you or I.

Correct me if I'm wrong, and I apologise if I am grossly mistaken, but it seems you are joyful and ecstatic that many people may be now in hell.

Please tell me honestly, do you judge righteously, or do you judge according to what satisfies your flesh?
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So, Hate-ee felt God's Wrath®. No wonder I slept like an angel last night. Nothing sooths my soul more than to know He has taken some retribution against heathens.

Exactly what we have been praying for. Insha'Allah America, the Great Satan will be next.

Allah'u'Akbar!

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Exactly what we have been praying for. Insha'Allah America, the Great Satan will be next.

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Kindly go back to doing what you were to that goat and leave us alone.

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