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Default "Juno" - Another Space Hoax - 08-05-2011, 11:37 PM

In a day and age when dollars are scarce to spread the Word of Jesus Christ, our government has gypped us again. Claiming to "launch a probe to Jupiter", NASA thinks they have fooled us again.





Hundreds of millions of dollars to study an irrelevant ball of gas (if it even exists), this is what they have to show for it. Nothing more than a child's toy rocket with a cheap Interweb camera taped to it. $75, tops, and anyone could pull the same foolish stunt.

All that money gone. Probably secretly squirreled away for the homosexual agenda. Just think how many Holy Bibles could have been dropped on the raghead sand boxes of the lost heathens in those other countries.

These are trying times for Christians my friends.

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Default Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax - 08-05-2011, 11:48 PM

If that were true, the rocket ship would be there in about 10 minutes. Supposedly they go really fast.


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Default Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax - 08-06-2011, 01:44 AM

Jupiter. Yeah, right. I've seen it through a telescope. 1,000 times the volume of the Earth? Not! I could cover it with my fingernail.

Oh, Jupiter you're so big! And so tough! Like one of them pygmy nigras being the world heavyweight champion!
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Default Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax - 08-07-2011, 06:45 AM

Why would we be intrested to know anything about a planet that is named after a pagan God

and these rockets can easly be made for a couple of hundred bucks at home, even the Denmarkians know how to do that
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-...sh-rocket.html

but the joos who make rockets for millions of dollars obviously just love to waste money on pointless things, especially when America has a financial crisis...
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Default Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax - 08-07-2011, 07:03 AM

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Why would we be intrested to know anything about a planet that is named after a pagan God

and these rockets can easly be made for a couple of hundred bucks at home, even the Denmarkians know how to do that
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-06-...sh-rocket.html

but the joos who make rockets for millions of dollars obviously just love to waste money on pointless things, especially when America has a financial crisis...
Ahem. Joos don't make rockets, they destroy them.
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Default Re: "Juno" - Another Space Hoax - 08-08-2011, 04:55 AM

Why would they name their rocket after that MTV movie that promotes teenage pregnancy?

I'm against abortion, but maybe that launch should've been aborted.



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