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Default "Da Bruddas not down wit it No Mo!" Pants Sagging Now Brings a Fine in Ohio - 05-19-2012, 06:21 PM

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The Columbus City Council Tuesday voted 4-2 to implement a new ordinance aimed at "sagging" or below-the-waist pants. Introduced by Ward 3 Councilman Charlie Box, the ordinance will create a system of fines ranging from $75 to $250 for those found in violation of the law. Although community service may be added as part of the sentence, it does not allow violators to be arrested or incarcerated, unless they do not pay their fines as determined by Columbus Municipal Court.

"I have had many people over the past few months or even year complain to me about young men wearing their pants where they almost touch the ground, and I haven't done anything about it," Box said. "As you remember, about two years ago, (Ward 5 Councilman Kabir Karriem) introduced this and I voted against it because at that time our chief said he was in favor of the ordinance but that it would be almost impossible to enforce. Since that time, Tupelo has passed an ordinance and they don't seem to have had any trouble enforcing it."

"I think the people of Columbus should have some input in this issue," Karriem said. "I would like to set a date for a public hearing."

Box's motion received full support from Mayor Robert Smith.

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I don't know, brethren, but something doesn't seem right here. The more I read over this very well-meaning city ordinance, the more I take issue with it, despite its most wonderful of intentions.

First off, we must consider that if the young bucks at Walmart and other places where the loaded-diaper look known as sagging is seen (anywhere in multi-culti places), the crime rates are notably higher. I'm a man of God who packs a God-blessed 38 Special nearly everywhere I go, and I still feel unsafe. My normal habit of seeing a groid and walking on the other side of the street is just not enough anymore!

But second, employing a city ordinance to ban feral youths from wearing their standard thug outfits makes more work for law enforcement, and worse than that, helps to conceal the thugs' true intentions. Bottom line: I want to know when one of Obama's sons approaches me, whether it is to beat me to a pulp, to sodomize me and leave me for dead, or to take my wallet and run (or any combination thereof).

We know that these things haven't gone through our Ex-Negro Program, needless to say, and so it is more than worth mentioning that we need those extra few seconds to be on the lookout for these baggy-pants-wearing beasts who intend to rob us in the jungles of the streets.

I wonder how the Godly in this state and surrounding areas will view the ordinance. But thank Jesus, I don't live in Ohio!

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Default Re: "Da Bruddas not down wit it No Mo!" Pants Sagging Now Brings a Fine in Ohio - 05-19-2012, 06:38 PM

I'm not a fan of sagging, but we don't need laws banning it. If you don't like the way someone else is dressed, find something else to look at.
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Default Re: "Da Bruddas not down wit it No Mo!" Pants Sagging Now Brings a Fine in Ohio - 05-19-2012, 06:42 PM

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I'm not a fan of sagging, but we don't need laws banning it. If you don't like the way someone else is dressed, find something else to look at.
What about little kids? You think little white girls should have to look a black guys butts and junk out in public? Jesus, you lezzes really are screwed up in the head.





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What about little kids? You think little white girls should have to look a black guys butts and junk out in public? Jesus, you lezzes really are screwed up in the head.
No one has to look - anyone can point their eyes another direction.
And not that it's relevant to the topic, but since you brought it up, I'm not a lesbian. I require that my lover have a penis.
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Default Re: "Da Bruddas not down wit it No Mo!" Pants Sagging Now Brings a Fine in Ohio - 05-19-2012, 07:14 PM

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I require that my lover have a penis.
In a jar?

That's sick.

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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No one has to look - anyone can point their eyes another direction.
And not that it's relevant to the topic, but since you brought it up, I'm not a lesbian. I require that my lover have a penis.
Regardless of your shemale fetish, I think we can all agree that legislating morality is a good thing.



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I'm not a fan of sagging, but we don't need laws banning it. If you don't like the way someone else is dressed, find something else to look at.
I'm sure, if it were up to you, people should be able to just walk around butt naked and it's up to the Godly among us to keep finding more and more spaces to look away to even in concerts and large crowds.

Your debauchery obsession affects not just your spiritual condition, but your reasoning as well. Legislated morality is the only morality (only in this case, it makes spooks acting their color a lot easier).

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Regardless of your shemale fetish, I think we can all agree that legislating morality is a good thing.



Yours in Christ,

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Not only is it a good thing, it's a natural thing. We all have some moral code, the only question is, whose moral code are we going to decide to follow?

I for one feel much more secure knowing the moral code that comes from the Holy Bible is 100% perfect. Jews have a skewed moral code that focuses on cheating people out of money. Blacks have a skewed moral code that focuses on drugs and thievery. Atheists have no moral code at all, opting instead to act on base instincts like the common stray dog.

Good for this town in Ohio taking up the kind of moral responsibility Landover, Iowa has inspired for years.



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Those people scare me. I guess I'd prefer to see them with their pants down so that I can know when to cross the street.

The other advantage is that when that nigra tries to rob you it's still possible to run away from him. Except Obama. He'll rob you of everything and buy some sagging pants.


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Not only is it a good thing, it's a natural thing. We all have some moral code, the only question is, whose moral code are we going to decide to follow?

I for one feel much more secure knowing the moral code that comes from the Holy Bible is 100% perfect..
God's moral code - the only valid moral code - came in the form of a law, so a law is appropriate. Otherwise the disgusting "trend" will deteriorate to the level of base criminality & any Australian Christian knows all too well where that will finish up

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God's moral code - the only valid moral code - came in the form of a law, so a law is appropriate. Otherwise the disgusting "trend" will deteriorate to the level of base criminality & any Australian Christian knows all too well where that will finish up

If all the guys sagging looked like the ones in that link, I would be all for it.
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If all the guys sagging looked like the ones in that link, I would be all for it.
I see you've made friends with ThinksDesign and have been assessed as rabid feminazi godmocker. Australia is full of sex perverts who lurk everywhere thinking vile thoughts I can see it in their eyes they leer at me but I never look away it is disgusting what goes on in their heads I make sure they know I know what they're up to I'm particularly revolted at night by the waterfront. Or in the forest. It's awful. No shortage of rabid feminazi godmockers either. And when they get going.. now I'm starting to feel sick..
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Default Re: "Da Bruddas not down wit it No Mo!" Pants Sagging Now Brings a Fine in Ohio - 05-20-2012, 09:02 PM

I'd like to invite these hoodlums into my private Pastoral Study and give them a good Christian counseling. One they'd never forget. Oh yes I would.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "Da Bruddas not down wit it No Mo!" Pants Sagging Now Brings a Fine in Ohio - 05-21-2012, 03:17 AM

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I think we can all agree that legislating morality is a good thing.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
Great point, Brother Smyth.

It seems to me, exposure of butt cracks and female clevages are the same thing. Both are done for solely the purpose of sexual attraction.

God did not put common men and women on this earth to enjoy themselves. They were put here to suffer. The more of it, the better.

Homers should suffer, too. They should not see human male parts because they are unable to stop themselves from several random sexual encounters every day.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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