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Default Re: Those crazy Australians - 02-13-2008, 12:49 PM

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why don't you silly Melbourne metrosexual catholick hair models play a real mans sport like Rugby Union? Those 'MEN" can at least take to the field without needing their makeup to be redone at half time. Rugby Union players can win international games and play with the same shaped ball and on the same designed field. You Melbourne gaylords probably only go to the footy so you can have homosexual sex with each other in the stands and hand your phone numbers out to the players as they 'come' on and off the field.
The Bible is very clear on homosexuals...Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Jesus clearly wants all you Melbourne Fags and aussie rules fags to be put to death . I For one would never disagree with the Bible. I recommend friend that for the sake of your eternal soul you cease you penis fondling habits and get right with Jesus. And followa real sport that the entire world doesnt laugh at.
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PS. You talk pretty tough for a Nancy boy. Whast do you do for a job - I mean aside from being a hairdressers model? Sell mobile phones? Jewellery? McDonalds drive through? Rent boy? I am a goodly Godly True Christian who is strong in ther Lord....and although I deplore violence, I would never back down from a donnybrook or a melee - however I do draw the line at hitting gays and girls - so you're safe.
I am from Sydney and we play Rugby League, the toughest of all sports on this planet.
I would like to see how tough you are in that game, you would get crunched into pieces and believe me there is no padding to save you
BTW I am sure you will find a lot of Melbourne citizens are Orthodox not Catholic you inbred.
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I am from Sydney and we play Rugby League, the toughest of all sports on this planet.
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So you're member of the Sydney Convicts I suppose?
I just found a picture of their uniforms on Google.



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Default Re: Those crazy Australians - 02-13-2008, 05:30 PM

Liver Chirrosis Kills Crocodiles

As many as 26 endangered crocodiles have been found dead over the last three days in northern Australia and experts attribute the rare mass deaths to cirrhosis of the liver, authorities said on Friday.The reptiles died in the waters of the Kakadu river, home to the "Jumping Crocodiles".

“Autopsies confirm liver cirrhosis as the cause of death,” declared S.C. Mohanty, a top wildlife official from Kakadu park. He talked to Reuters from the banks of the Kakadu river where experts have camped to investigate the deaths. Poisoning was not suspected as fish in the river had not died, Suman said, adding that scientists would test the water for the presence of any liver-damaging toxins. Cirrhosis is marked by the loss of liver tissue, leading to the loss of function of the vital organ. Later, investigators discovered several empty cases of Foster's Lager near an abandoned camp on the river. Tents and gear were still present, although weathered, and the investigators concluded that the crocodiles likely had eaten the campers, devoured their food, then the several cases of Foster's Lager. Several cans were found in the intestines of the alligators.


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Default Re: Those crazy Australians - 02-13-2008, 07:52 PM

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I am from Sydney and we play Rugby League, the toughest of all sports on this planet.
I would like to see how tough you are in that game, you would get crunched into pieces and believe me there is no padding to save you
BTW I am sure you will find a lot of Melbourne citizens are Orthodox not Catholic you inbred.
Sydney is famous for the largest gay and lesbian freakshow in the world - not some silly game called Rugby lame. We have heard however that many homosexuals play rugby lame,such as John Hopoate, Ian roberts and Johnny Raper. Perhaps if instead of drooling over the fit,muscular sweaty bodies of the league and AFL players, you should go to church and get saved before you end up in Hell with all those new zealanders.
Noone really cares what happens in Australia - and least of all Melbourne.
A famous actress once said about melbourne "Its not the end of the world- but you can see it from here" She was right. Adelaide is just over the border...


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Behind this link you will find some of the members wearing it. I got in but immediatly out as it's not suitable for True Christian women and minors.
Despite your warning, I foolishly clicked on the link. Let me tell you, I beat a path out of there fast much like you did. I can't believe they would allow...people like that to join any kind of sports team. Not even one of those aboriginal sports the Australiens like so much!


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Default Re: Those crazy Australians - 02-14-2008, 01:35 AM

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So you're member of the Sydney Convicts I suppose?
No my parents came to Australia from Greece in the 60's and have nothing to do with convict colonies.
You are wrong again
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Sydney is famous for the largest gay and lesbian freakshow in the world - not some silly game called Rugby lame. We have heard however that many homosexuals play rugby lame,such as John Hopoate, Ian roberts and Johnny Raper. Perhaps if instead of drooling over the fit,muscular sweaty bodies of the league and AFL players, you should go to church and get saved before you end up in Hell with all those new zealanders.
Noone really cares what happens in Australia - and least of all Melbourne.
A famous actress once said about melbourne "Its not the end of the world- but you can see it from here" She was right. Adelaide is just over the border...
You are just talking rubbish again, the only homosexual from that list is Ian Roberts.
You will struggle to find more than 1 homosexual in Rugby League history, I am sure I can find a lot more than that in the girly sport of Gridiron where the girls need to pad them selves up so they do not get hurt.
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I am pretty sure San francisco would be regarded as the Homosexual capital by the world.
Other than a small strip in Sydney there is hardly a sign of homosexuals, so get your facts straight.
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No my parents came to Australia from Greece in the 60's and have nothing to do with convict colonies.

Greece. That makes things clear.

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I am pretty sure San francisco would be regarded as the Homosexual capital by the world.
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Greece. That makes things clear.

Don't be shy. Just come out of that closet Alfieboy.
We are lovers of women not homosexuals, Beautiful women at that, not inbred rednecks.
I think you may be jealous that there is no way in hell a good looking guy like me would even glance at you.
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We are lovers of women not homosexuals, Beautiful women at that, not inbred rednecks.
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How would you know if you live in Australia?

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How would you know if you live in Australia?

Anyway, you're treading on thin ice here, Sheila. Start treating your betters with some respect, or you won't get a Bible from one of our missionaries.
I think it is you who should show respect.
Respect is reserved for those who show it.
You and your redneck friends certainly have none of that.
BTW you can keep your Bible, because I would not touch it.
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