[tjyoung]

Greetings,


By way of introduction, my name is Tony James Young. I currently reside in Minneapolis Minnesota and I am a member of the Calvary Baptist Church. I found Jesus & was baptized when I was 7 years of age.


My favorite verses are II Corinthians 6:14-17

14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

Unlike a lot of so called churches we don't cherry pick the KJV 1611 Bible to suit us. We take every verse literally and fellowship with sinners is not allowed. You will get kicked out!

[Isabella White]

Dear Mr. Young:
Greetings, and to . We are pleased that you have found your way here, and I do thank you for sharing a proper message of introduction.

Like you, I was saved at a young age. I was eight years old when I gave my life to (my father was a pastor, so I knew of the importance of this early on.)

We look forward to getting to know you here at . Please feel free to visit other areas of our blessed part of the interwebs.

May richly bless you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[tjyoung]

Thank you for your kind welcome! My purpose, here, is to learn more about our Lord. I pray that the True Christians, here, will assist me in this goal!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by tjyoung

Thank you for your kind welcome! My purpose, here, is to learn more about our Lord. I pray that the True Christians, here, will assist me in this goal!

Oh, you are most welcome, Mr. Young. If it's a closer walk with the that you seek, then you are, most definitely, in the right place. We do take our responsibilities very seriously here, at , you know. Our Pastor Zeke and the many wonderful Men of and other servants of the will be only too happy to assist you in understanding the plain Truth of the glorious . We do not cherry-pick our favorite verses whilst ignoring the rest. Please do not be shy about asking questions. Almighty has all of the answers that your eternal soul needs, and He shall direct us to give you the proper, relevant information.

Proverbs 3:5-6:
5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

A blessed evening to you, Dear,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Alvin Moss]

Welcome Mr. Young. Tell us of your life in the frozen north. Are you menaced by Somalis in your area? What rifle do you favor?


God Bless

[MitzaLizalor]

Hi .. Jesus is real.

Your chosen Scripture spells this out equating unbelief with Belial and darkness and therefore what happens in discotheque "darkrooms" with Satan.

I hope you spend your time neither listening to what unbelievers say nor touching the unclean thing (set out in II Corinthians, as posted) but seeking a way forward for Christ. What benefit should there be for promoting belief in Him?

Thank you for making an introduction.

[tjyoung]

I lead a somewhat secluded life because I will not associate with sinful people. In order for me to eat, I leave town to shoot for my food because there are so many stores that support countries other than the USA. As for my rifle of choice, the Remington Model 700.


This is used for shooting Somalis when these vermin get out of line.

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Welcome Mr. Young. Tell us of your life in the frozen north. Are you menaced by Somalis in your area? What rifle do you favor?



God Bless

[tjyoung]

You can be assured I refuse to be involved with things that are not of Jesus Christ! The Benefit I see is the blessings of our Lord.

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Hi .. Jesus is real.


Your chosen Scripture spells this out equating unbelief with Belial and darkness and therefore what happens in discotheque "darkrooms" with Satan.

I hope you spend your time neither listening to what unbelievers say nor touching the unclean thing (set out in II Corinthians, as posted) but seeking a way forward for Christ. What benefit should there be for promoting belief in Him?

Thank you for making an introduction.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Hello Mr. Young and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm curious why you would honor mobsters here. Are you under the impression we are Italian, or maybe Catholics?

[tjyoung]

Miss Etheldreda,

Please be assured that this was never my intention. Also, rest assured that I never thought, for a minute, that you were catholic or Italian. I will change this into something more appropriate.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Originally Posted by tjyoung

Greetings,


By way of introduction, my name is Tony James Young. I currently reside in Minneapolis Minnesota and I am a member of the Calvary Baptist Church. I found Jesus & was baptized when I was 7 years of age.


My favorite verses are II Corinthians 6:14-17

14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

Unlike a lot of so called churches we don't cherry pick the KJV 1611 Bible to suit us. We take every verse literally and fellowship with sinners is not allowed. You will get kicked out!

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

Originally Posted by tjyoung

I lead a somewhat secluded life because I will not associate with sinful people.

Buongiorno Mr. Young, it's a pleasure to know you.


Leaving as a loner is actually good, but if you want to be an hermit you should move to a mountain or a forest, you will find more peace there than in a town.


As an alternative i would suggest that, if you don't like sinful people, why you aren't preaching to them the Gospel, like Jesus tells us to do?


(Mark 16:15-16) And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.


You should go out and convert them, unless you believe that the Saints in the Roman times should've stayed home doing watever the romans did before television was invented.


Of course, you may not want to listen a Catholic priest, but God made me feel the urge to tell you an advice.


Buona giornata, and remember to always follow God.

[MitzaLizalor]

It rather depends of what you're calling "God" for instance if you called Mammon "God" your conversion process would involve extorting as much money you could get and building yourselves a great big (and very tacky) citadel. Why is it extortion? Because of the threads made up for the purpose: purgatory, limbo, a child or husband could be stuck there for quite some time with "insufficient prayer" @ so-much-per-word until you'd bankrupted yourself coughing up the dough. An unpleasant image I must say but imagine if that husband was a protestant! You'd have to sell the house he'd worked so hard to pay for, at least. That would be Mammon.

RAMATHAIMZOPHIM

Belial. A particularly nasty "God" if that's your fancy, best illustrated by example. Eli had two sons whose antics are well described. They are identified more or less as the property of Belial, making themselves fat on the chiefest offerings intended for God, debauching themselves with women assembled at the door of the tabernacle, they may as well just have kicked God straight in the nose. Meanwhile at Ramathaimzophim, a man loved one of his wives. Her name was Hannah. She prayed for a son to give away and God answered her prayer but Eli thought she was drunk. She said:

I Samuel 1:16a Count not thine handmaid for a daughter of Belial.

Fairly quickly we're building up a picture of Belial. In the OP it's made plain there's no concord between Christ and this Belial, and we can see why. Those sons by their actions called Belial "God" and Hannah's protest tells us what the female equivalent would be, such as the trollops hanging around for Eli's sons to whistle a couple up. Hannah was not like that and God provided her with a son whom she gave away (once he was weaned) to Eli. God arranged for the other two to both drop dead on the same day.

I Samuel 2:12,34

Which "God" urges people to worship popes? It could be dozens all at the same time but one sure sign tells us that Mammon, Belial, and their cronies, just like Eli's sons are hard at work. Idols. Nowhere with idols has anything to do with God. Whatever they've got masquerading as "God" cannot actually be. God.

II Corinthians 6:16 What agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

[Alvin Moss]

Mr. Young, I have been wondering if you are the bald man who appears on television in advertisements promising my investments will go up with the stock market but never down. His name is TJ Young also.


I am in favor of sure fire investment strategies that cannot lose. I am currently communicating with an investment advisor with offices on a fashionable square in London concerning a possibly lucrative plan to retrieve bales of US dollars held by dishonest customs officials in Senegal. These bales are actually the property of the widow of Jonas Sambivi, the CIA's man in Angola before his untimely death. A certain trifling sum of money is needed as gifts for the customs officials to induce them to give up the bales of money and the investors will be repaid with some of the bales of US dollars. Do you think you would be interested in this plan? I can't see what could possibly go wrong.

[MitzaLizalor]

I've heard there were bales of US dollars left over in the former USSR but they were all photocopies. It was the black market currency but no-one really knew what it looked like so they were comparing photocopies with other photocopies to check for forgeries. It was a closed economy and the Rouble was not convertible so no-one noticed. It would be worth looking into that, commies are very unethical and would happily export bales of photocopied currency to Angola. It's the sort of thing they do. Did.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Mr. Young, I have been wondering if you are the bald man who appears on television in advertisements promising my investments will go up with the stock market but never down. His name is TJ Young also.
I am in favor of sure fire investment strategies that cannot lose. I am currently communicating with an investment advisor with offices on a fashionable square in London concerning a possibly lucrative plan to retrieve bales of US dollars held by dishonest customs officials in Senegal. These bales are actually the property of the widow of Jonas Sambivi, the CIA's man in Angola before his untimely death. A certain trifling sum of money is needed as gifts for the customs officials to induce them to give up the bales of money and the investors will be repaid with some of the bales of US dollars. Do you think you would be interested in this plan? I can't see what could possibly go wrong.

Thank you, Brother Moss, for that reassurance and optimism. I also received that opportunity apparently on a selective mailing that might have included only you and me. On your recommendation I have sent the required sum and am certain I will soon have funds necessary to keep for myself and share with Landover Baptist.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Hi Mr Young, I hope you are fine.

Thanks for your introduction. I have some questions for you:


1) what is your favorite material for a discipline rod? Wood, metal, hard plastic?


2) what is your standpoint regarding the wave of hate crime in your country? I mean, all those Mexicans and nigras taking American jobs, raping white girls and damaging cars with their bodies.


3) do you wash your hands often? Why?


4) have you ever committed blasphemy against the Holy Ghost?


5) what's your personal favorite way to help God on Earth? Mine is building the wall, others prefer to boycott abortion clinics, others to watch Fox News.


Thanks for your answers.

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Thank you, Brother Moss, for that reassurance and optimism. I also received that opportunity apparently on a selective mailing that might have included only you and me. On your recommendation I have sent the required sum and am certain I will soon have funds necessary to keep for myself and share with Landover Baptist.

I believe you have made an excellent decision Mr. Mayor. I was alarmed by the news brought by Sister Mitza and I immediately contacted Mr. Sinclair-Lovat, Esq. at his London office who assures me that he has personally seen the bales and that they are most certainly not photocopies. I have prayed extensively over this issue and I am convinced that we will all soon be rich. I intend to personally endow a private prayer chapel/escape pod for Pastor Zeke's new jet in addition to the tithe, of course.