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Default God Killed Bikini Mountain Climber - 01-22-2019, 04:17 PM

When people climb mountains, they should be aware they are moving closer to God. The closer one is to God the more respect and reverence are required.

So, what happened to GiGi Wu, a Taiwanese mountain climber, when she climbed a mountain almost nude is not surprising. Down she went and was carried out dead. She could have dressed properly but chose to insult God:





Taiwanese ‘Bikini Climber’ Found Frozen To Death After Falling Down Steep Mountain
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Angry Re: God Killed Bikini Mountain Climber - 01-22-2019, 05:00 PM

Praise the Lord! I don't understand why women keep complaining about objectification when they keep pulling crap like this. It seems women are the one objectifying themselves. Did a man strip her into this state of undress and force her to climb mountains and post pictures of herself for perverted heathens to abuse themselves with? NO! She did it herself of her own free will. Are there gangs of male rapists putting women at gunpoint and forcing them to strip half naked and pose for the covers of virtually every non-pornographic magazine? NO! They're objectifying themselves! They need to make up their minds.


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I can envision what happened. Jesus noticed her and said to God, "Do you want to have some fun today? Take a look at that."


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Default Re: God Killed Bikini Mountain Climber - 01-23-2019, 03:48 AM

These Taiwanese certainly have some strange ideas. After our successful mission to North Korea in 2015, we might want to consider one to Taiwan to teach them about Jesus.



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African Re: God Killed Bikini Mountain Climber - 01-23-2019, 04:24 AM

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These Taiwanese certainly have some strange ideas. After our successful mission to North Korea in 2015, we might want to consider one to Taiwan to teach them about Jesus.
Way back when I was in high school, there was a single nigra "student" named Tywan Jackson. As you can imagine, he was a troublemaker, and ended up dropping out and started using the drugs. He finally committed suicide years later in 1996 by blindfolding himself, tying his hands behind his back, jumping in a river, and shooting himself in the back of the head with a 12-gauge shotgun. The sheriff never did figure out how he managed it. I wonder if that slant country is where his mammy stole the name from. I've also heard of a negress named Indonesia.


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I am shocked and appalled by your erasure of this brave womyn. How dare you erase her by only using one little picture of her, when you have entire magazines full of similarly-dressed men at your men's prayer retreat. This disparity needs to rectified!
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Such a brave, strong womyn cannot be dead - obviously The Patriarchy faked her death to trick the rescue teams into going home. I'm sure we can find her last known location if we have more pictures of her. Video would be even more useful. We could find her direction of movement if we have video of her running downhill, bouncing and sweating and STOP THE ERASURE! THE REVOLUTION SAYS PICS OR IT DIDN"T HAPPEN!


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Default Re: God Killed Bikini Mountain Climber - 01-23-2019, 07:25 PM

As I like to say (unBiblical as it may be), play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It just goes to show that without a man's guidance, a woman will do all sorts of crazy things.
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I am shocked and appalled by your erasure of this brave womyn. How dare you erase her by only using one little picture of her, when you have entire magazines full of similarly-dressed men at your men's prayer retreat.
When the leaders of Freehold, myself, our pastors and a few selected other men, gather to pray at our Men's Prayer House, we spend our time praying. Let me assure you there are no pictures of scantily dressed young men.


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THE REVOLUTION SAYS PICS OR IT DIDN"T HAPPEN!
Yeah, the slants like this whore just love revolutionaries. Kim il-Sung, Mao Zedong, Ho Chi Minh, Sukarno, Pol Pot, Buddha. See how well it's worked for them?


Are you just doing all this to seduce yellow harlots, boy? Be honest.


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Are you just doing all this to seduce yellow harlots, boy? Be honest.
No, I'm doing this because the double standards in weird sports are appalling. Remember that Thai soccer team who got stuck in a cave? Everyone from navy seals to Elon Musk was doing their bit to rescue them (also accusing each other of pedophillia). Yet this brave womyn has been left to be eaten by wolves or yetis or Tibetans or worse.



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Default Re: God Killed Bikini Mountain Climber - 01-26-2019, 02:06 AM

This "womyn" has not been rescued because she's faking it. There's no mountain to rescue her from: the highest point on Bikini Atoll is only 10 feet above sea level. And that's shrinking, as God raises sea levels to punish us for nude beaches.



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No, I'm doing this because the double standards in weird sports are appalling.
Uh huh. Right.




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I remember the Thai soccer team who Jesus trapped in a cave as punishment for their paganism, if that's what you're talking about.


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Yet this brave womyn
Why do you keep saying that? What does that mean? Is a "womyn" like a wyvern?



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has been left to be eaten by wolves or yetis or Tibetans or worse.

Glad to see you've been reading the forums and that you understand that a True Christian like Jeb Stuart Thurmond is far more trustworthy than some heathen idiot like the Dolly Llama. I would've thought you'd be shrieking "Free Tibet!" based on your track record so far.


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Is a "womyn" like a wyvern?
Needs purple hair and a lot more bellyfat.

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