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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 12:12 AM

Well i do thank you for not just regurgitating the same thing over and of Ezekiel a post on you site here said that, and i said basically i didnt say it was 100% true or that every single religion came from one as i was not around to see it.
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Well, in the beginning there was the Roman Catholic Church's predecessor (which was founded by Peter the Apostle upon the teachings of Jesus Christ), this took place in 1st century Roman Judea. This was founded before the fall of the Roman Empire (Christianity was made legal in the Roman Empire by the emperor Constantine the Great, through the Edict of Milan), and was made the official state religion of the Roman Empire by the emperor Theodosius. In the beginning there was severe debate over whether the Church was to recognize Arianism or Trinitarianism (Arianism being the belief that Jesus was simply a prohpet, a holy man with reasonable, wise teachings, and Trinitarianism being that Jesus Christ was one with the Father (Yahweh) and the Holy Ghost/Spirit). The original Christian/Catholic Church was organized into 5 "metropolitan sees", Rome, Constantinople (modern day Istanbul), Jerusalem, Alexandria, and Antioch, each ruled over by a patriarch. When the Roman Empire was split into two (by the emperor Diocletian), the two versions of Christianity, that of the East and West began to differ considerably, eventually causing "The Great Schism", which separated the Church into two parts--the West, which became the Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church, and the East, which became the Eastern Orthodox Christian Church (from which the branches of Russian Orthodox, Greek Orthodox, etc. derive). In essence, this means that neither religion arose from the other, they both derived from an earlier, universal form of Christianity.
This doesnt say that they all came from one but i find it quite interesting
http://www.charismamag.com/index.php...nity-come-from

you might too since its about how hitler tried to help christianity out by genocide of the jews you all HATE so much

So why arent you out killing non christians and jews like hitler? is he your idol? shouldnt you be purging this world instead of debating with me on the nondebate forums?
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 12:21 AM

Dear Godmocker;

Hitler was a Mary-worshiping Catcholick. They aren't Christians.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 12:25 AM

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I teach my nephew about what the bible (KJV1611) says about what to do, not what I think

Do you think I enjoy teaching him about death, murder, gaysex and bestiality? What about incest? Is it okay to let him think that is fine?

Do you want people to to go to Hell?

Think about it, eh?

And I have never killed anyone, let alone enough to fill a mass grave.

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you sir i am starting to like, but why would i care if you say these people are going to hell? you clearly dont care that i supposedly am, especially when i asked to learn more and you insult and mock me, maybe i wanted to be saved by jesus and you people ruined that. you are contradicting what ezekiel says tho, you should be filling mass graves according to him. i dont agree with gaysex and bestiality or incest. nor do i agree with alot of stuff you believe but it doesnt matter what i think to you nor does your opinions matter to me. I do like how you are all getting so mad and offended over me when i came here to see if you would "help" me find the way to the light but clearly you all have no interest in that. only people who were born and raised that way according to you get into your "special club". what bout jesus forgiving sins and all that. on a side note if jesus was a jew how can you HATE him, which lets be honest you HATE jews, where in the bible does it say HATE ALL JEWS? please i would love a scripture that says christians must hate jews.


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where in the bible does it say HATE ALL JEWS? please i would love a scripture that says christians must hate jews.
They Killed the Savior of Mankind. Isn't that enough for you?

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1 Thessalonians 2:14 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews:
2:15 Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 12:39 AM

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Dear Godmocker;

Hitler was a Mary-worshiping Catholic. (fixed that mr. intolerance)They aren't Christians.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel
But sir you dont dispute the fact that, that was a very christian like move in your mind? You sir wish he had succeeded then he would have been the best christian? And his parents were catholic he denounced http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler's_religious_views

Sir i dont understand, why are you even still talking to me when you are clearly soo raged you must resort to acting like a child?
I wonder what your "eats the most pork" badge means
teabag patriot???! what is that you put your man parts in guys mouth?!
Ex-mastibator!? isnt that a sin!? oh golly
True scientist?! yet believes the world is flat!?
I do like that you beat women it truly makes you a real man huh?
Why are you winking at me its kinda creepy.
I highly doubt you have ever "punched" a queer as im fairly certain they would pummel you.
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 12:40 AM

Hi there friend.

You've posted a lot and chatted with some of the True Christians of this site. But I haven't really been able to read your posts, so I've only got their replies to go on.

You see, your writing is a huge wall of text and I get myself distracted thinking of shoes and makeup half way through. Thats why the True Christians of this forum are kind enough to leave gaps in their text - it gives us a chance to check the oven and whatnot without getting too confused.

If you could do the same, that would be a massive help to me. Capital letters also break it up a little bit, by the way. I tend (and I think some of the other women of this forum feel the same) to get a little confused if there aren't those obvious symbols of a new sentence starting.
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 12:50 AM

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They Killed the Savior of Mankind. Isn't that enough for you?
Good quote, i never said you shouldnt hate jews.

But it doesnt really say in that quote that you should hate them.... does it?

I apologize for the Catherine, I will use CAPITALS and spacing as requested.

I wouldn't exactly call it chatting, as i am being insulted and such

When i have repeatedly said i came hear for guidance but you know that TRUE CHRISTIANS are not about that.


Leviticus 19:17
You shall not hate your brother in your heart: you shall surely rebuke your neighbor, and not bear sin because of him.

I think that means you shouldn't hate jews as you stated you do


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Leviticus 19:17
You shall not hate your brother in your heart: you shall surely rebuke your neighbor, and not bear sin because of him.

I think that means you shouldn't hate jews as you stated you do
My brother isn't a damned joo.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 12:55 AM

Thank you, thats much easier to read.

Guidance is really easy to give. Find a copy of the King James Bible - I noticed you were directed to some online copies. Read it. Do everything it says.

Simple, eh? Not sure what else you could possibly need to know.
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So why arent you out killing non christians and jews like hitler? is he your idol? shouldnt you be purging this world instead of debating with me on the nondebate forums?
God told G.W. to invade Iraq and Afghanistan and he did. We are killing lots of non-Christians. Hitler is NOT our idol. He was a Catholic and surely is in hell, but God would have approved of his mass murder (1 Samuel 15:2-3) (Judges 20:48).

If it wasn't for God commanding us to follow the laws of man (1 Peter 2:13), I'd be out killing faggots (Leviticus 18:22-23) (Leviticus 20:13) (Romans 1:24-32), adulterers (Leviticus 20:10), fornicators (Leviticus 21:9), everyone who isn't a Christian (Exodus 22:19) (2 Chronicles 15:12-13) (Deuteronomy 13:7-19), people who don't listen to priests (Deuteronomy 17:12), witches (Exodus 22:17), fortune tellers (Leviticus 20:27), children who hit their father (Exodus 21:15), children who swear at their parents (Proverbs 20:20) (Leviticus 20:9), children of sinners (Isaiah 14:21), non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21), people who commit blasphemy (Leviticus 24:10-16).

Vote republican, then God's law and the law of man will be one in the same. We will be able to kill all them ALL!!!


Exodus 21:20-21

20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:02 AM

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My brother isn't a damned joo.
It was my understanding that god created all of us, we are all gods children, are we not?

Doesn't that make everyone your brother?

1 John 4:20
If a man says, I love God, and hates his brother, he is a liar: for he that loves not his brother whom he has seen, how can he love God whom he has not seen?

I like how that is the only part you wish to respond to is about how much you HATE jews.... kinda sad really.


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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:14 AM

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It was my understanding that god created all of us, we are all gods children, are we not?

Doesn't that make everyone your brother?

1 John 4:20
If a man says, I love God, and hates his brother, he is a liar: for he that loves not his brother whom he has seen, how can he love God whom he has not seen?

I like how that is the only part you wish to respond to is about how much you HATE jews.... kinda sad really.
Much of the "True Christians" here are nothing but hate mongers, they feel the need to belittle all races to make themselves feel better that they are too mutts of humanity.
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:15 AM

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God told G.W. to invade Iraq and Afghanistan and he did. We are killing lots of non-Christians. Hitler is NOT our idol. He was a Catholic and surely is in hell, but God would have approved of his mass murder (1 Samuel 15:2-3) (Judges 20:48).

Vote republican, then God's law and the law of man will be one in the same. We will be able to kill all them ALL!!!
I do like how you yearn for murder, that is a trait i didn't know was christian!!!

Its too bad i have to wait 700 seconds to respond to you all....

OK so i just read the entire kj bible and i can be a jew hating, pro-murderer as well? But i already am pro-murder and i am not fond of jews, so what does that mean?


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Much of the "True Christians" here are nothing but hate mongers, they feel the need to belittle all races to make themselves feel better that they are too mutts of humanity.
LOL my friend i was aware of this before i even registered...
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:23 AM

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I do like how you yearn for murder, that is a trait i didn't know was christian!!!
Where do you come up with this? Yearning? That's an awfully strong word, friend! The Lord commands us to put certain people to death--that doesn't mean we personally yearn for it, we are merely following Jesus' Commandments:

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11Say unto them, As I live, saith the Lord GOD, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked; but that the wicked turn from his way and live: turn ye, turn ye from your evil ways; for why will ye die, O house of Israel?
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Its too bad i have to wait 700 seconds to respond to you all....
That gives you a little time to think about what you are posting before you spout this drivel. If you are able to come up with such insanity after over 5 minutes, I hesitate to think what would come forth if we reduced that filter!

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OK so i just read the entire kj bible and i can be a jew hating, pro-murderer as well? But i already am pro-murder and i am not fond of jews, so what does that mean?
Did you actually, or are you simply pulling our collective leg? We have no hating of Jews, my friend. We here at Landover want nothing more than for them to turn from their wicked ways, turn to Jesus and come with us to Heaven! However, they are stiff-necked people who have spent over 2,000 years denying Jesus Christ.


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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:29 AM

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...OK so i just read the entire kj bible...
Bullshit.

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...But i already am pro-murder and i am not fond of jews, so what does that mean?...
You're a racist sociopath, duh.


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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:34 AM

I am surprised you haven't been reported yet after 5 posts... you probably will be for that one though welcome to the club
I was reported like 3 times for the same one lol

Ez why did you stop responding? Are you attempting to come up with some more awesome insults? Or are you bored that i don't take offence to your insults?


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Where do you come up with this? Yearning? That's an awfully strong word, friend! The Lord commands us to put certain people to death--that doesn't mean we personally yearn for it, we are merely following Jesus' Commandments:




That gives you a little time to think about what you are posting before you spout this drivel. If you are able to come up with such insanity after over 5 minutes, I hesitate to think what would come forth if we reduced that filter!


Did you actually, or are you simply pulling our collective leg? We have no hating of Jews, my friend. We here at Landover want nothing more than for them to turn from their wicked ways, turn to Jesus and come with us to Heaven! However, they are stiff-necked people who have spent over 2,000 years denying Jesus Christ.
Welcome back sir.
Your dear friend pastor Ezekiel did in fact imply he HATED jews read the above posts, and he stated he had every right to since the killed the savior of mankind.

The lords sword wants the laws to change so he can go out and kill everyone.

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Bullshit.



You're a racist sociopath, duh.
REPHRASE
So i just need to reed the entire KJ bible.

And what does that make the lords sword who wants to kill all these people? what does that make ezekiel for hating jews?

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Smile Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:42 AM

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I am .... mindless babble ..... POINT
Friend, I still do not understand all your hate. You may think the interwebs are free and the donkey porn sites you visit may well be at no cost however, LBC's site is a private one and you are here as out uninvited guest. As such, I'd like to admonish you to keep a civil tongue in your mouth.
No one here is a racist or hate monger. We simply follow the Bible. If you have proof that one True Christian™ was not following th rules according to those laid out by God in the KJV, please provide the proof to it. I am sure you''' be resoundingly corrected with the Word of God© confirming we are merely doing as He says to. Now, if you do not like that, you problem is not with us but rather with God. In which case, I strongly suggest you pray to Him to change His policy.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:45 AM

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Friend, I still do not understand all your hate. You may think the interwebs are free and the donkey porn sites you visit may well be at no cost however, LBC's site is a private one and you are here as out uninvited guest. As such, I'd like to admonish you to keep a civil tongue in your mouth.
No one here is a racist or hate monger. We simply follow the Bible. If you have proof that one True Christian™ was not following th rules according to those laid out by God in the KJV, please provide the proof to it. I am sure you''' be resoundingly corrected with the Word of God© confirming we are merely doing as He says to. Now, if you do not like that, you problem is not with us but rather with God. In which case, I strongly suggest you pray to Him to change His policy.
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The lords sword wants the laws to change so he can go out and kill everyone.
I don't want to "kill everyone". Just the people the God tells us to kill: Faggots (Leviticus 18:22-23) (Leviticus 20:13) (Romans 1:24-32), adulterers (Leviticus 20:10), fornicators (Leviticus 21:9), everyone who isn't a Christian (Exodus 22:19) (2 Chronicles 15:12-13) (Deuteronomy 13:7-19), people who don't listen to priests (Deuteronomy 17:12), witches (Exodus 22:17), fortune tellers (Leviticus 20:27), children who hit their father (Exodus 21:15), children who swear at their parents (Proverbs 20:20) (Leviticus 20:9), children of sinners (Isaiah 14:21), non-virgin brides (Deuteronomy 22:20-21), people who commit blasphemy (Leviticus 24:10-16).

Why are you so hateful? Do you want to kill everyone? Are you mentally ill?


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20And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money.
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Default Re: hello - 03-06-2012, 01:48 AM

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Bullshit.



You're a racist sociopath, duh.
Just so you know buddy read is the correct term you just need to learn reading comprehension, but i dumbed it down for you with the incorrect spelling (reed) LOL

For those who chose not to actually look at the thread:
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which lets be honest you HATE jews, where in the bible does it say HATE ALL JEWS? please i would love a scripture that says christians must hate jews.
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They Killed the Savior of Mankind. Isn't that enough for you?
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Vote republican, then God's law and the law of man will be one in the same. We will be able to kill all them ALL!!!


why you so mad? got nothing to say now?

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Friend, I still do not understand all your hate. You may think the interwebs are free and the donkey porn sites you visit may well be at no cost however, LBC's site is a private one and you are here as out uninvited guest. As such, I'd like to admonish you to keep a civil tongue in your mouth.
No one here is a racist or hate monger. We simply follow the Bible. If you have proof that one True Christian™ was not following th rules according to those laid out by God in the KJV, please provide the proof to it. I am sure you''' be resoundingly corrected with the Word of God© confirming we are merely doing as He says to. Now, if you do not like that, you problem is not with us but rather with God. In which case, I strongly suggest you pray to Him to change His policy.
You sir are amazing with your copy paste skills Pretty sure i've seen you post that multiple times on this forum. If its so unwanted why is PASTOR EZEKIEL debating with me after saying this isnt a debate forum???
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