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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-01-2022, 11:22 PM
In our next election I will be certain to vote for Putin or whoever Putin says I have to vote for! Biden is a complete disaster.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-01-2022, 11:43 PM
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In our next election I will be certain to vote for Putin or whoever Putin says I have to vote for! Biden is a complete disaster.
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Amen, dear Brother Cranky! I am surprised that Sleepy Joe not-my-President Burden has lasted this long! I do expect that after tonight's State of the Union address, though, that the Secret Service men in black will remove that leering leech, and cart him off to a restrictive rest home (also known as JAIL) — where he belongs!
And, regardless of what he says tonight during his bungled speech, the entire world knows that he is a failure, and that his ploy of stealing the election from our beloved President Trump has back-fired, showing that he is extremely foolish — and resentful!
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-02-2022, 01:29 AM
According to Irish news, Jesus will be calling Putin to Heaven in the next 7 days with assistance from his countrymen who are unimpressed with the war effort. To be honest, I also expected a better showing from the master strategist. It wouldn't be the first time the Irish have been wrong... still, 7 days is plenty of time to convert to Baptist.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-02-2022, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
According to Irish news, Jesus will be calling Putin to Heaven in the next 7 days with assistance from his countrymen who are unimpressed with the war effort. To be honest, I also expected a better showing from the master strategist. It wouldn't be the first time the Irish have been wrong... still, 7 days is plenty of time to convert to Baptist.
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I hadn't heard Putin would be called home so soon. Yet, that sounds like a reliable source.
I, too, am disappointed with Putin's war. When his tanks run out of fuel on the road to Kiev someone should be shot at sunrise.
According to your source, the entire Ukraine was to be taken in four days. Now the whole thing has gone to overtime.
Why doesn't he just nuke Ukraine? Russians are experts at reclaiming nuked areas like Chernobyl. Nuke Ukraine today and it will be good as new in a few years.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-02-2022, 04:37 AM
Is there anyway to invite Putin to invade USA? We could use more Jesus here. Maybe he can get to us after Ukraine.
If Putin ever decides to invade USA I'm joining his side.
Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-02-2022, 02:50 PM
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Is there anyway to invite Putin to invade USA? We could use more Jesus here. Maybe he can get to us after Ukraine.
If Putin ever decides to invade USA I'm joining his side.
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A simple fix for our country would be a strong Christian leader who does not have to stand for reelection. Putin would give the bird to liberals, Jews, atheists, Democrats and Wiccans. Every Amercian combat tank would have a Christian cross on it.
Let's pray for Putin.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-02-2022, 05:51 PM
We need to be buying Russian stocks. Stock prices in Russian companies have plummeted since the illegal defense of Ukraine started. I have to mention buying these stocks is harder than it was before Ukrainians started misbehaving. The Russians Stock Market has been closed this week. You can still buy Russia on the London Stock Market and some really good bargains are waiting for you.
The way I see it, buying stock in Russian companies is a form of tithe. It supports the work of Christian soldiers/missionaries in Ukraine.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-02-2022, 07:44 PM
Brother Mayor, I believe Russian military hardware is going cheap at the moment. I know Pastor Zeke has been pressuring the jet committee for progress on his transport options.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-02-2022, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Brother Mayor, I believe Russian military hardware is going cheap at the moment...
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"As is, ran when abandoned, bring a trailer".
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...I know Pastor Zeke has been pressuring the jet committee for progress on his transport options.
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The An-225 is off the table.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-03-2022, 05:08 PM
I wish Ukrainians would show a little sympathy for animals in the Kyiv zoo. The animals are terrified of the incoming artillery and bombs.
All this animal suffering could be avoided by simply surrendering the city to the Russians. The Russians like animals and would move them to a better zoo in Moscow.
Terrified animals stuck in Kyiv Zoo | Salon.com
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-03-2022, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I, too, am disappointed with Putin's war. When his tanks run out of fuel on the road to Kiev someone should be shot at sunrise.
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Brother Mayor, I believe Russian military hardware is going cheap at the moment. I know Pastor Zeke has been pressuring the jet committee for progress on his transport options.
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"As is, ran when abandoned, bring a trailer".
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It seems that tractors are currently the best solution to the Russian logistical problems.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-03-2022, 07:15 PM
Thank you for that report from the front, Sister Basilisa.
The press is reporting the long line of tanks and armored vehicle headed toward Ukrainian cities is stalled. Know-nothing pundits are saying vehicles are in trouble.
Nonsense. It is simply that when the vehicles have to stop for fuel the soldiers need to relieve themselves. There are long lines at the rest rooms.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-03-2022, 07:44 PM
Sure, it may seem like Putin and his missionary force are "bogged down" and taking longer than expected. But The Lord has His own timetable.
People make fun of Christians all the time because we have been waiting on Christ's return for two millennia.
2 Peter 3:8
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-03-2022, 09:17 PM
Oh, my word; all of this is just getting to be so (and I hate to use bad words) gosh-darned confusing! And, the reason for that is simply that Fox News' own very brilliant, and resourceful, Sean Hannity has called for (are you ready?) the assassination of President Putin!
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Sean Hannity called for the assassination of Russian President Vladimir Putin on his daily radio show Wednesday.
Sending U.S. troops to fight the Russians would likely result in a global nuclear war. NATO countries instead are sending arms into Ukraine as it fights a war it did not ask for.
Hannity opined on Wednesday that the situation could be resolved if Putin were simply assassinated.
“What we really need in this crisis, more than anything else, is a worldwide condemnation,” Hannity told his listeners. “And it’s a simple new rule that if you invade an innocent sovereign country, and you kill innocent men, women and children, you don’t deserve to live. That’s the bottom line.”
He added, “‘Well, Hannity, we have an executive order that prohibits assassination of foreign leaders,’ and I’m like, ‘You cut the head of the snake off and you kill the snake”
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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...-99/ar-AAUxaZs
Why, oh why, would one of our very finest and truest patriots even suggest such a thing — especially when so many of us have been praying for President Putin?
You know, I once saw an interwebs photo thingy that called Mr. Hannity a "propagandist", which is obviously a lie that was made by up those DEMON-rat supporters at the Clinton News Network. But, now, if Mr. Hannity is suggesting the assassination of President Putin, well, I'm not so sure that calling him a propagandist is a lie. Or, is it?
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-03-2022, 09:55 PM
A global nuclear conflict over a country that is NOT Israel?
No.
When this world goes to pieces it will be in accordance to The Lord's plans for Israel and the scheduled return of Jesus.
I cannot imagine any large-scale, major conflagration that will destroy society as we know it where the sacred validity of Biblical history is not confirmed.
Ukraine is just not that important. Certainly its Jewish population doesn't matter. The Jews in Israel matter because Jesus is coming back to show them up for what they did to Him.
Ukraine is small potatoes against the backdrop of Biblical prophecy. Jesus is using Putin to give them a chance to get saved and He might allow them to be obliterated if they refuse, but God will simply NOT ALLOW this conflict to take the rest of us along with them.
Can I get an amen?
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-04-2022, 03:41 AM
I think Putin has figured out how to solve the Ukrainian problem - not Grozny 2.0, no nuclear WWIII, just Chernobyl 2.0:
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Russian attack sets Ukraine nuclear plant on fire
Slowed down security camera footage from the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant appears to show a fire at Europe's largest nuclear facility.
According to Mayor Dmytro Orlov of nearby Enerhodar: "Continuous enemy shelling of [the plant's] buildings and units" seemed to cause a fire at the nuclear station.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-04-2022, 05:04 AM
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A global nuclear conflict over a country that is NOT Israel?
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Can I get an amen?
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Amen.
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-05-2022, 02:37 PM
Sources are saying that Russian supplies will run out on Sunday. After that the men will be subsisting on thoughts and prayers only.
Maybe it's time to switch sides and declare victory? As former Russian prime minister Viktor Chernomyrdin used to say:
- We have accomplished all items: from A to B.
- We wanted the best, but it turned out like always.
- Whatever party we establish, it always turns out to be the Soviet Communist Party
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-06-2022, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
After that the men will be subsisting on thoughts and prayers only.
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If they're True Christians™, that should be enough to sustain them (John 6:35, 1 Corinthians 8:8). That's just one of the nifty powers we get for bothering to
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Re: Putin is Bringing Jesus to Ukraine -
03-06-2022, 06:41 AM
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If they're True Christians™, that should be enough to sustain them (John 6:35, 1 Corinthians 8:8).
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Brother Lukes, if it works for school shootings then it should work fine for the Russian soldiers. Prayer Warriors shout Amen!
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