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06-20-2011, 02:13 AM
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With all due respect, Reverend, I'd rather drive one of these crummy Socialist trikes than sit in that Nazi contraption.
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06-20-2011, 09:04 AM
Little Donkey, how can my limo be a Nazi contraption when it was built in 1963?
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06-20-2011, 05:34 PM
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The Nazis didn't just disappear in 1945. They are still out there, hidden in the general population. Have you not learnt from German history? I highly suggest watching this educational video. Forget the terrorists, it's the Germans we need to be worried about.
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06-20-2011, 06:11 PM
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With all due respect, Reverend, I'd rather drive one of these crummy Socialist trikes than sit in that Nazi contraption.
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Excuse me but what would be wrong with the Nazi vehicle? It was a great nation with great leader.
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06-20-2011, 07:18 PM
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Excuse me but what would be wrong with the Nazi vehicle? It was a great nation with great leader.
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That may be so, but WWI and WWII proved the inferiority of German/Nazi technology. I cannot fathom why any True American driver would want one of these contraptions?
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06-20-2011, 08:20 PM
well I travel around a lot and own cars in different countries (pending marriage) so in Europe I maintain German cars, in Australia: Australian cars and in England: English cars. These all have fairly powerful engines and are ideal for covering long distances quickly, as is often necessary.
When in some country where I don't own a vehicle I usually hire French cars which are of a much lighter construction and are too easily bumped off the road - AND they are a magnet for perverts. Just sitting in one is enough to realise how depraved that nation must be; the way the seats are shaped, contoured to one's anatomy in so seductive a manner, precludes ownership by Christians I guess (although I did own a sports model when I was a heathen but my shameful past is behind me).
The Bushmaster is much sought after locally, but they are quite expensive.
Bren gun carriers have been popular with farmers for years, but are discouraged on roads and may be unsuitable for women to drive.
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06-20-2011, 08:47 PM
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That may be so, but WWI and WWII proved the inferiority of German/Nazi technology. I cannot fathom why any True American driver would want one of these contraptions?
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Germany certainly has its flaws. Hitler was Catholic and a bit soft on the Jews. Germany as a country has always been a little bit on the liberal side, promoting scat videos and public transportation. I also prefer American cars.
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06-21-2011, 03:04 AM
To get back on the topic of vehicles, I'm a big fan of getting back to nature once or twice a year. I'm saving up for a downpayment on a loan for one of these beauties!! I know, I know... I'm letting my inner liberal enviromental whacko show Considering the money you save on hotels, these RVs are basically free to own. It's a secret the hotel industry doesn't want you to know - the rep explained it all very clearly.
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06-21-2011, 06:07 PM
well, i got a rusted old brokedown ford edsel in the front yard of my trailer. I never do remember it running, but sometimes I'll lie on the hood to do some sunbathing on hot days.
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Re: Cars Americans Should Own -
06-21-2011, 06:47 PM
Good grief, that car has a cooter!
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06-21-2011, 08:07 PM
This is mine, American made but used in the uk
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06-22-2011, 07:21 AM
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That may be so, but WWI and WWII proved the inferiority of German/Nazi technology. I cannot fathom why any True American driver would want one of these contraptions?
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I was referring to your pick of Socialist trike against German one. German technology was inferior against Americans but not the other Eurostanians
Of course no one would drive German car if he could get American car instead.
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Re: Cars Americans Should Own -
07-03-2011, 09:21 AM
i drive a volkswagon, its cheap, runs on diesel, fast and parks it self, while you guys drive cheveys and catilacs, thier expensive, run on gas and are impossably hard to park.
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07-03-2011, 09:56 AM
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Oh this?
Or did you meant Volkswag en
Yes, definitely cheap. And uncomfortable and ugly.
Smelly and slow...
No it does not. VW parking system is not automatic. You must change gears and accelerate and brake.
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while you guys drive cheveys and catilacs, thier expensive, run on gas and are impossably hard to park.
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First of all, American cars are affordable in America. Big cadillac STS starts from $47000 ( 32400€ ). So it is less than half years wage. How much did you pay for your tiny VW? And how much do you pay for Diesel oil?
And what comes to parking, God has provide Americans so much land that there is enough space in the parking lot for right size cars like Cadillac Escalade
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07-03-2011, 10:05 AM
Admitting that you drive a diesel VW is practically saying that you're a homo.
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07-03-2011, 06:54 PM
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I am Blessed by Jesus in the automobile department. Through Him, my congregation insists on providing me with a brand new custom Escalade every year. I only drive it about 700 yards from my estate to the church every Sunday, but my people want me to look good for them.
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Re: Cars Americans Should Own -
07-03-2011, 09:58 PM
Hummer, everything else is for girls and gays.
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07-06-2011, 09:42 PM
I'm waiting for delivery of my Maruader just the thing for driving round the leafy lanes and through the middle of the smelly hippy commune
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07-06-2011, 11:49 PM
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Maruader … leafy lanes … hippy commune
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That's a rather cool vehicle - and what a lovely colour! There aren't many leafy lanes around here - more your bush track really - and we do like our bushmasters. Have I posted a photo already? Here's another one (I just spotted it), anyway.
That's 3 great lookin' transportation (executive units) there.
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Re: Cars Americans Should Own -
07-07-2011, 07:17 AM
One thing you could say about Aussies is that they at least take homo euro vehicles and try to make them more manly. Like Holden, who takes sissy europanistan cars and put V8 in them.
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