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Greetings my friends -
09-14-2013, 08:59 PM
Hello, how is everybody doing?
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-14-2013, 09:27 PM
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Hello, how is everybody doing?
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Did you read the thread about posting as a newbie? Welcome to our friendly forums, where you will be treated with Christian love as is instructed by the KJV1611. Take time to follow instructions, or you will burn in everlasting fire. Have a great day!
Brother Larry
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-14-2013, 09:37 PM
Hello my dear friend
I dont appreciate you threatening me with burning in everlasting fire, that's not a nice thing to say
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-14-2013, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by mandingo5
Hello my dear friend
I dont appreciate you threatening me with burning in everlasting fire, that's not a nice thing to say
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Oh, dear. Here's an alternative: I will wait until our Pastor reminds you in his special, loving way about what is expected from newly arrived individuals. That way, you and I can be forever friends. Deal?
In His love,
Brother Larry
PS: You might soon wish that you had simply taken my gentle recommendation, but that's ok. PRAISE GOD!
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-14-2013, 10:19 PM
Brother Mandingo, we welcome you to the bosum of our Christian fellowship.
If you seek to praise the Lord God, you have come to the right place.
What is your favorite Bible verse? How many sons has the Lord provided? What is your Church?
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-14-2013, 10:30 PM
Welcome friend. Tell me, when did you realize you had been sleeping on the wrong side of the Manger of Jesus®?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-14-2013, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by mandingo5
Hello my dear friend
I dont appreciate you threatening me with burning in everlasting fire, that's not a nice thing to say
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Dear Coon;
Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-15-2013, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dear Coon;
Why are you here? This is a Christian forum.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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I thought this was a Christian forum as well, however after I read many of your and your friends posts I realized that this is more like a very uptight cult.
I say this from the bottom of my heart, with all my sincerity:
You guys are very hopeless, psychologically messed up beyond repair.
Don't call yourselves Christians, you are making the religion look bad, giving it a bad reputation, Jesus must be very disappointing at you folks.
I assume you guys wont take this well, reading all the posts you have elaborated I doubt you folks have the mental capability to think outside the box and have an open mind.
Regardless, I wish you the best luck, in a few decades perhaps, one of you might realize how sorry and sad this place is.
Cheers
P.s: Don't bother replying to this thread. This forum is useless I am not coming back
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-15-2013, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by mandingo5
I thought this was a Christian forum as well, however after I read many of your and your friends posts I realized that this is more like a very uptight cult.
I say this from the bottom of my heart, with all my sincerity:
You guys are very hopeless, psychologically messed up beyond repair.
Don't call yourselves Christians, you are making the religion look bad, giving it a bad reputation, Jesus must be very disappointing at you folks.
I assume you guys wont take this well, reading all the posts you have elaborated I doubt you folks have the mental capability to think outside the box and have an open mind.
Regardless, I wish you the best luck, in a few decades perhaps, one of you might realize how sorry and sad this place is.
Cheers
P.s: Don't bother replying to this thread. This forum is useless I am not coming back
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I love it when people claim we're a cult because we follow the Bible word-for-word.
Do you call a mechanic a cultist when he follows the shop manual to change out a fuel pump? What do you call a chef who follows a recipe? How about a pilot who follows a preflight checklist?
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Southern Hospitality Exemplified Always kind and loving
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-15-2013, 08:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mandingo5
I thought this was a Christian forum as well, however after I read many of your and your friends posts I realized that this is more like a very uptight cult.
I say this from the bottom of my heart, with all my sincerity:
You guys are very hopeless, psychologically messed up beyond repair.
Don't call yourselves Christians, you are making the religion look bad, giving it a bad reputation, Jesus must be very disappointing at you folks.
I assume you guys wont take this well, reading all the posts you have elaborated I doubt you folks have the mental capability to think outside the box and have an open mind.
Regardless, I wish you the best luck, in a few decades perhaps, one of you might realize how sorry and sad this place is.
Cheers
P.s: Don't bother replying to this thread. This forum is useless I am not coming back
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Among the others who have tried to welcome you, I was also going to say hi. But you come here with an empty head and heart, I see, and now you're about to leave. Well, we lost nothing.
But in addition to coming off like a clueless, empty-headed field nigra, you sinned by judging us unrighteously by calling us "very hopeless" and even "psychologically messed up." Who made you our judge? How can you know that we are "hopeless," if indeed we are? Are you a doctor? Can you say we are "messed up"?
We speak directly from the Bible, and when we judge, we judge from Book, Chapter, and Verse (see John 12:48; 17:17), but you condemn us without so much as a single appeal to its sacred pages.
Please go now since you aren't going to stay around to learn.
Pastor Ed
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-15-2013, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by mandingo5
I thought this was a Christian forum as well, however after I read many of your and your friends posts I realized that this is more like a very uptight cult.
I say this from the bottom of my heart, with all my sincerity:
You guys are very hopeless, psychologically messed up beyond repair.
Don't call yourselves Christians, you are making the religion look bad, giving it a bad reputation, Jesus must be very disappointing at you folks.
I assume you guys wont take this well, reading all the posts you have elaborated I doubt you folks have the mental capability to think outside the box and have an open mind.
Regardless, I wish you the best luck, in a few decades perhaps, one of you might realize how sorry and sad this place is.
Cheers
P.s: Don't bother replying to this thread. This forum is useless I am not coming back
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Young lady, please realise that the True Christians™ of Landover are scrupulous in their adhearence to the literal writen word of the Bible(KJV1611). Many, many, many more liberal churches allow pivotal points of the Bible(KJV1611) to go ignored!
I know this sounds like blasphemous talk but did you know some people do 't even think that Jesus died temporarily for the sins of those who would come unto Him?
If one thinks that what is the point? One may as we make up a personal brand of morality, dream up a creation story and whip up a pleasent after life and have faith built out of theological Lego.
We here at Landover Baptist are proud of the fact we make no compromises for the increasing pressure the secular world, trying to force people to edict and redact their faith just to fit in with the liberal media elite.
When a Baptist says he follows the Bible(KJV1611) you can be certain he means all of it: because Jesus did not say 'you only have to do the bits that you like'.
Finally, we are as annoyed as any one else would be if a True Christian™ misquotes the Bible(KJV1611) and Pastors are notified as soon as this has occurred. As part of my psychotheological duties are to counsel people who make such errors I can say hand on Bible(KJV1611) that I have never had to counsel a True Christian™ for such an offence.
However, if you can identify anyone who has I would be greatful as the offender can be dealt with appropriately.
I do hope you stay around, you seem to have a good head on your shoulders and when it gets down to brass tacs we all want to praise Jesus.
God bless.
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: Greetings my friends -
09-15-2013, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by mandingo5
Jesus must be very disappointing at you folks.
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How on earth could you come to such a silly conclusion. Jesus NEVER disappoints us!
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P.s: Don't bother replying to this thread. This forum is useless I am not coming back
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That was quick. Talk about disappointing... Oh well, say (or bark) Hi to womandingo5 eh!
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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