[Johny Joe Hold]

It just burns me up to open the paper and see that across the country on the Forth there were ceremonies making foreigners new citizens of our country. The Forth of July is for those of us born here, descendants of the first people to live on this continent.

On top of that, these so called "new citizens" and actually new democrats. If you look closely at the group pictures of these ceremonies you can see it is about ten to one people who are not white. They are instead the color of free loaders who vote for Democrats. We Republicans cannot allow the number of Democrats becoming voters to swell and expect to keep on winning elections.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It's sad that these "immigrants" come from their shithole countries and vote Democrat to turn our country into the same shithole country that they left. If they like living in a shithole country they could have just stayed where they are at.

If this keeps up the whole planet will be a shithole - which reminds me that that RINO Mormon oven "Mitt" Romney is probably trying to make all the other planets shitholes as well.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Ugh. Disgusting. Is this seriously what sort of people are allowed to represent America? Kick them all out!

[BrotherLarry]

Godless New York is known for celebrating so-called diversity. Have you ridden a bus or subway in this area recently? The ear longs to hear even one person speaking American. Often I have gone several subway stops praying for the foreigners to be taken back to their homelands but in the cacophony of jibberish God must turn His Holy Ear toward more American locales. Sad.

If we are going to make more people citizens, make it a requirement that (1) They speak fluent American like we do and our ancestors did, (2) They pledge allegiance to the Republicans for which America stands. We are a friendly, Christian nation so citizenship must come with Christian principles. Give us back our 4th!!!!!!!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

On the plus side, none of them are taking a knee during their pledge. If we could say the same for all "Americans" then we'd be one step closer to making America great again. Perhaps it's time we clean house by deporting ungrateful, spiteful people who look more like immigrants than even these new fake Americans.

In computers, they have this thing called a Truing test which detects if you are a True person or a fake robot - you know, like when a website ask you to identify the signs in a photo or zebra crossings. Fortunately the Republicans are putting these kinds of tests in the census questionnaire to determine True Americans from fake ones. If you answer the quetions wrongly, it can be used as evidence to deport you.

I have seen a draft of some of the new census questions:
1) Are you a US citizen? (a) Yes (b) No.

2) The national anthem is playing - do you (a) Stand and salute the Flag or (b) Kneel down like an entitled spoilt little brat.

3) Trump invites you to his house and gives you 300 Big Macs - do you (a) Eat them up and be thankful for God's nourishment (b) Sulk like a pink haired lesbian.

There were more but I only had time to glance at the first page.