[Bro Izzy]

We all know the dangers of the credit card, The weaker sex can be tempted into temptation unless kept on a tight leash. But what happens when a 13 year old gets hold of a Credit Card. They steal, gorge themselves on junk food, buy the devils games such as X box, tell lies and even order two hookers.

The story is here http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm


A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.


Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

[Talitha]

Any Child who gets hold of his fathers Credit Card should be using it to make Loving Donations to God's Favorite Forum

[TrollHerman]

Originally Posted by Talitha

Any Child who gets hold of his fathers Credit Card should be using it to make Loving Donations to God's Favorite Forum

So Talitha, isn't umm greed a sin? Filth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by TrollHammaren

So Talitha, isn't umm greed a sin? Filth.

Kindly quote the scripture that backs up your claim. Chapter and verse, troll.

[TrollHerman]

Sorry I've never read the greatest fiction novel ever made. Also don't feel like going out of my way to prove that I am indeed 100% correct. Your god is nothing compared to this delicious piece of cake I'm eating, because this cake is very much real.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by TrollHerman

Sorry I've never read the greatest fiction novel ever made. Also don't feel like going out of my way to prove that I am indeed 100% correct. Your god is nothing compared to this delicious piece of cake I'm eating, because this cake is very much real.

I suppose you think you're funny. Are you and your fag boyfriends all giggling right now over how you put one over on the mean old Christians? Do you imagine that you are the first idiotic troll scum to waltz into our Godly forum?

I'm wondering why you expect us to take you seriously. You make hateful, intolerant comments about the Holy Word of God, the KJV1611 Bible, and then reveal to us that you've never bothered to even read it. You've decided that the Literal Word of God is nothing but fiction, all without having even a passing familiarity with it's contents?

What a clever boy you are!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by TrollHerman

Sorry I've never read the greatest fiction novel ever made. Also don't feel like going out of my way to prove that I am indeed 100% correct. Your god is nothing compared to this delicious piece of cake I'm eating, because this cake is very much real.

You probably have not read much else either. The last person to have allegedly uttered unwarranted phrases about eating cake had something to do with King Louis XVI and some very bad thing that happened. Lots of people were beheaded.

[TrollHerman]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I suppose you think you're funny. Are you and your fag boyfriends all giggling right now over how you put one over on the mean old Christians? Do you imagine that you are the first idiotic troll scum to waltz into our Godly forum?

I'm wondering why you expect us to take you seriously. You make hateful, intolerant comments about the Holy Word of God, the KJV1611 Bible, and then reveal to us that you've never bothered to even read it. You've decided that the Literal Word of God is nothing but fiction, all without having even a passing familiarity with it's contents?

What a clever boy you are!

No I don't think I'm the first person to troll this forum.
Also, how am I idiotic just because I troll your forums? You believe in something that doesn't exist and have a great time doing it, I troll your forums and watch you get all irate over it.

I want to shake my ass in your face and just POOP RIGHT ALL OVER IT YAAAAAAAA DONT PLAY DUMB DIGGITY DUMB!

[TrollHerman]

Also yes, yes I do think I'm funny.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by TubbyHerman

Also yes, yes I do think I'm funny.

I think you're boring.

I also think your credit score is somewhere around 500, so you won't have to worry about having a credit card soon.

If you do get one, you should do just as Sister Talitha has suggested and donate generously to Landover. They will use your donation to help distribute much-needed evangelists and Bibles to starving third-world countries like Zimbabwe, Australia, and Switzerland.

Isn't that much better than buying yourself another fattening cake, tubby?