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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 09:02 AM
do you want it burnt to a crisp, or just poisoned? Holy water kills vapires, so I'll slip some of that into the drink while I'm at it.

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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 09:06 AM
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do you want it burnt to a crisp, or just poisoned? Holy water kills vapires, so I'll slip some of that into the drink while I'm at it.

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Fool! Do you take us for mary-worshipping catlickers? Where in the Holy Bible is this "vampire water" mentioned?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 09:10 AM
*raises eyebrows* i think you missed the point, Zekey, but I won't enlighten you, since us gals aren't nearly intelligent enough to do so
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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 09:13 AM
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*raises eyebrows* i think you missed the point, Zekey, but I won't enlighten you, since us gals aren't nearly intelligent enough to do so
Finally, she's learning her place! Now Perv, how come you don't act so submissive around me? Just so you know, the Pastor's taken, and while he is allowed to have more than one wife, Sister Talitha would fight you for him, I'm sure.

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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 09:38 AM
*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items
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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 10:30 AM
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*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items
So you would, given half a chance, poison us. I believe you. Are you still here? I have been off for a late night snack at Le Cafe and back, since you wouldn't do you duty and get me the beer here. The waitresses down there are better looking than you anyway.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 10:36 AM
you have a photo of me? blurk, there are so many things wrong with that...
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you have a photo of me? blurk, there are so many things wrong with that...
Your classmates told us that you were spectacularly and hideously ugly and you yourself said many would think that the rear end of a horse was more appealing than your face.

The DOF has also sent a description of you, but no photo. But they make it plain that a photo of you would frighten most children and the frail.

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*innocent smile* oh, you want holy water and poisoned food, too? should have asked long ago, I'd be happy to oblige everyone with those two items
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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 05:05 PM
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Not according to the KJV1611 he didn't, Pervie. The man is the head of the woman as is Christ the head of the man. Now go and get us a beer. And a snack while your at it - a toasted sandwich, cheese and pineapple will do.
Brother, I must rebuke you for suggesting that something like that should be eaten by a righteous person! It reeks of homerism!

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Brother, I must rebuke you for suggesting that something like that should be eaten by a righteous person! It reeks of homerism!
Pastor indeed it does, you are absolutely right. I can't think what came over me. Perhaps it was that I was struggling to think of some snack that would be within the incompetent false Christian Pervie's ability to prepare. In reality, Pastor, I never eat cheese and pineapple toasted sandwiches -- why, there is something almost French about them. A beer and steak and eggs is my normal snack. Mind you, one has to be careful accepting meat from Australians, unless you are partial to Roo-burgher or Croc steak.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-19-2006, 09:22 PM
Cheeky little somebody, isn't she, Brother Enobarbus?:



That's okay. I am confident that, no matter where in the world she lives, Mrs. Betty Bowers is going to get her for wearing green and yellow together.
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That's okay. I am confident that, no matter where in the world she lives, Mrs. Betty Bowers is going to get her for wearing green and yellow together.
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Default Re: NETBALL sport or sin? - 11-20-2006, 09:26 AM
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The DOF has also sent a description of you, but no photo. But they make it plain that a photo of you would frighten most children and the frail.
Frail and the kiddies, eh? Well, not a bad start to my mission in life, but still work to do. You should see my attepts at stage makeup when I'm performing - now that is hideous
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