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Default 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-01-2019, 09:23 PM

Our patience is gone.


It is time to end once for all with atheism, this "belief of non believing" corpus of idiocracy that rules a big part of our world now.


Did you know that believing the Bible is the inerrant word of God hit the ultimate low in 2017's Gallup survey? You can read it here:


https://news.gallup.com/poll/210704/...-word-god.aspx


Still, 3/4 of the population think of the Bible as the word of God, which leads to some hope that we can see a 100% Christian future in the US, and hopefully the entire world with Donald Trump as global leader.


Creationist Science has proven many times the Bible is historically, geologically, archeologically, paleontologically, meteorologically, mathematically, spiritually, morally and many more absolutely correct, nevertheless atheist continue with the irrational claim that is all made up!


Facts like the cities mentioned in the Bible existed prove the history contained there is factual; the radius of Pi being 3 (plus something nobody really knows) is shown in the Bible; tsunamis flooding the world are presented there and meteorology confirms that they exists today as well. Moreover, evolution proves you can confine a bunch of animals in an Arch with only one window, and then let them loose and they will become many other species in a matter of a century. Several dinosaurs found in places where humans also were present show us they inhabited the same spots (evidently at the same time, otherwise, humans would have cleaned the dinosaur remains and used them to make tools, like humans do)


But, other than the Bible is right, why can we say Atheists are wrong?


Well, a group of Creationist Scientist of the Landover Baptist Church has found, through repetitive prayer, that Atheism is a conspiracy theory.


Conspiracy theories are fundamentally a group of events, false or real, chained in a pattern that resembles some logic. It also involves an individual or a group who wants to hide this pattern of reading the facts, or even hides the facts.


Examples of conspiracy theories are the Climate Change hoax, where a group of environmentalists and scientists claim the weather is changing and a large group of corporations are hiding it to maintain profit. Also, the governments of the world are also hiding evidence or at least, not buying the evidence, which makes them co-conspirators. the latter, specially directed to the "evil" government of Donald Trump.


We can easily say that the weather changes (it is called "seasons", duh) but reading into that "we are all going to die if we do not reduce the carbon print we are leaving on Earth", it's just lunacy. Even when they can gather some evidence of this, then the reading of this evidence is biased. They do repeat the patter of "confirmation bias" where when they find some evidence that fits their speech (e.g., reading the temperatures over the years) they accept it as true, whereas when they find opposite evidence (i.e., the Bible, which shows weather changes when God wants it to change) they dismiss it as "fairy tales".


The same happens with Atheism. Let's for a minute (and only as an exercise) rule out God as non-existent. Let's say that the world comes from nothing, and let's say there was never a Jesus (letting aside the overwhelming amount of prophecies Jesus has fulfilled, like entering Jerusalem on a donkey!)


In this non-God, non-Jesus world what happens? According to Atheists, people made up Gods to their image, to fit their vision of the world and ease the anxiety of not knowing. A more advanced world, where things are known to people, will not need a God, they claim.


This prophecy has failed miserably, like Atheist fail all the time. Today we understand how and why things happen, for example, we know now that things fall to the ground according to density and buoyancy and not as a result of gravity as previous, less developed humans used to believe. So we know how things work, we have Creation Science, and we still believe in God.


To cover up for this, they have to create a theory, a theory that englobe all theories: The Conspiracy Theory of Atheism.


Why is a Conspiracy Theory? Here are the facts.


FACT NUMBER 1: It involves a large group of people, with "magical powers" to create a delusion in all the population of several countries, along different eras of history. This people involve some of the brightest personas of each time, who were somehow forced into believing a story that wasn't truth. And involves everyone from the 12 apostles, Donald Trump, King James V, all the Popes, all the priests and pastors along 2 thousand years, Ken Ham, Michelangelo, Shakespeare and everyone in between. Including us, of course. I am not involved in any conspiracy, are you? Of course not!


FACT NUMBER 2: It denies the evidence and looks for post-hoc explanations to fit their vision. As an example, first they talked as evolution as the end of the religious view of the origins of men; once Creationist Science proved the Ark of Noah true with evolutionism, they say "that is not how evolution works" and started talking about millions of years for a specie to evolve into another with failed branches and likewise nonsense. How did Darwin spotted evolution if it takes millions of years to happen? Or did he made up everything? It can't be both...


FACT NUMBER 3: It uses scientific jargon, unaccessible to the masses, to explain the "hidden truths" about how the Earth evolved in "billions of years". Take the case of sediments and layers: when carbon dating was proven wrong, they retorted to even more difficult to understand radioactive datings, and they came up with a new number of years. When Creationist proven the flood to be real with all the mythologies around the world talking about it, they said "those are ALL different fairy tales, talking about different things, only the Gilgamesh story stands close to Noah's story!" And who is Gilgamesh? Why should I care? Should I study endlessly to understand there is no God? No, Occam's razor tells me otherwise, and I am a Science guy.


FACT NUMBER 4: They do not apply the same standards to their claims, as they do with other theories. This is the most anti-science thing they do. They claim Flat Earth to be a "conspiracy theory" and that it is imposible to maintain the fact that there is a gigantic wall of ice out of public reach for 600 hundred years. It is too much time, and there should be too much people involved to keep it secret. Nevertheless, it is possible to have a conspiracy keeping a non-existent God alive, even when it involves more people and more resources, and it lasts more time (2019 years and counting!)


So, it is time to end all this nonsense. This article alone should be enough to forbid atheism to be taught in our schools. Who benefits from having lunatic conspiracy theorists, with no basis on science or religion, teaching frightening stories to our children? Making them a bunch of non-free thinkers, losing their God-given free will. Not us, at least.


Let's pray all together, in our prayer closets, that God puts and end on this.


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Default Re: 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-01-2019, 11:19 PM

This is brilliant!

With this information Trump will have no choice but to re-instate the death penalty for all atheists.

Has this been on Fox yet?


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Default Re: 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-02-2019, 12:01 AM

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billions of years
This one always gets me! Using NASA's figure of 13,770,000,000 years really is problematic. It's difficult to conceive of even a few thousand years because years are not piled up in a heap such as oranges in a crate in which case it's no so difficult to picture a thousand oranges. Years are arranged end-to-end. Let's say we can grasp how long ago the Romans were. It's about 22 centuries. I've talked to peop[le who are 100 and they can recall their childhoods, even discuss things a 100-year-old had said to them. They'd need to be about 8 to understand what they were being told so that gets us back to about 1827. Twenty such lifetimes would get back to Jesus but can we really imagine 20 100-year lifetimes placed end to end? It's rather uncertain. Looking at a Roman building gives an even less reliable impression, depending on how well it has been preserved. I'm sure you get the idea.
I Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.
Christ, as The Bible explains very clearly, created the universe. He could not create something He couldn't conceive of any more than Picasso could paint a picture he'd never thought of. Even if he just daubed away whatever came into his head, he's still conceiving the picture.

We have the mind of Christ. This enables us to say that Christ cannot conceive of millions of years, let alone thousands of millions of years all placed end-to-end, and that claims to the contrary need strong supporting evidence. In NASA's piece, Christ is not mentioned at all.

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Default Re: 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-02-2019, 09:08 PM

In all my years, I've heard some pretty astounding insults about the legitimacy of the Gospel of our Lord Jesus, and also that of God the Father and His Creation. But, I must say that things are getting much worse these days, and I blame much of it on the permissive attitudes that began in the 70s, what with Playgirl magazine and hellbound homersexualists showing off their parts, and also that mouthy Maude woman on TV. I guess if people want to ignore the obvious, then it's their choice to march themselves into the bowels of Hell, but why they can't see God at work and accept His goodness is beyond me.




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Default Re: 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-03-2019, 05:38 AM

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I Corinthians 2:16 For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.
Christ, as The Bible explains very clearly, created the universe. He could not create something He couldn't conceive of any more than Picasso could paint a picture he'd never thought of. Even if he just daubed away whatever came into his head, he's still conceiving the picture.

We have the mind of Christ. This enables us to say that Christ cannot conceive of millions of years, let alone thousands of millions of years . . . .
It seems that the mind of Christ cannot conceive of much of the collective wisdom of the world's "greatest minds".

1 Cor 1:25-29
25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:
29 That no flesh should glory in his presence.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-03-2019, 11:57 AM

Thank you for sharing that passage. I had not understood before that Christ
I Corinthians 1:27-28
27a God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise
27b And God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty
28a And base things of the world
28b And things which are despised, hath God chosen
28c Yea, and things which are not
28d To bring to nought things that are
included non-existent things in His Plan for Salvation. This direct challenge to things that do. exist represents the embarrassment all so-called realists will feel when they stand up to Him and spout off "But you never existed.." BOOMPH!
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Default Re: 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-03-2019, 07:17 PM

Wait. Wait. I am confused. Are atheists even organized enough to put together a conspiracy?


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Default Re: 4 reasons why Atheism is a conspiracy theory - 04-03-2019, 07:52 PM

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Wait. Wait. I am confused. Are atheists even organized enough to put together a conspiracy?

They think we are the conspirators. Of course they cannot even organize an atheist holiday, let alone a conspiracy!


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