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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-25-2011, 08:53 PM
The death penalty for masturbation is something that I as a cop have been supportive of for years now.
It's going to take a lot of hard work though. Policing something people ordinarily do in private (like most crimes) is quite difficult.
We could employ certain strategies such as stings where undercover police sell lubricants and pornography to potential masturbators and track their activities.
Security cameras installed in the homes of bachelors would also be a positive contribution to the war against masturbation but no doubt liberals will try and say it's a violation of their "right to privacy."
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-25-2011, 09:08 PM
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The death penalty for masturbation is something that I as a cop have been supportive of for years now.
It's going to take a lot of hard work though. Policing something people ordinarily do in private (like most crimes) is quite difficult.
We could employ certain strategies such as stings where undercover police sell lubricants and pornography to potential masturbators and track their activities.
Security cameras installed in the homes of bachelors would also be a positive contribution to the war against masturbation but no doubt liberals will try and say it's a violation of their "right to privacy."
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Have you considered Pastor Zeke call for mandatory "third leg" inspection for the signs of masturbation? I understand Coach Dietrich has a program like this was implemented at Freehold Christian Middle School, at lest that's was the titles on the subpenas the couriers from Des Moinse say.
BTW I am part of Pastor Zeke Freehold Self Pollution Free Bachelors. I can guarantee I am no urge to touch myself for sex after joining this group!
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03-31-2011, 06:29 PM
Im glad I got saved in time! If this becomes the law will there be a statue of limitations or if ur saved and no longer do it will u be ok.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
03-31-2011, 06:52 PM
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Im glad I got saved in time! If this becomes the law will there be a statue of limitations or if ur saved and no longer do it will u be ok.
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The only statuTe of limitations on God's Law is your repentance. Once you have accepted Jesus as your personal Savior and asked Him to forgive all your sins, you are washed clean by His Blood and innocent as a newborn lamb! If you don't sincerely repent, you can be punished up to and AFTER your death!
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08-29-2013, 05:46 PM
After recent events with harlots in the news, a reminder may be in order.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
08-29-2013, 06:10 PM
God's word is right one hundred percent of the time. So we must heed His will regarding masturbation.
That being said, there are so many fatal diseases transmitted by masturbation that the odds of someone surviving until their execution is minute, if such action is not undertaken immediately.
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FOR INFORMATION ONLY This is just so revolting, Mrs Whitford, I am reminded how the devil never ceases in his endeavour to lure the whole world astray.
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To the young men tempted to self-sodomize thanks to those Hellyweird trollops who recently had their pornographic photos "stolen", don't let those temptresses lead you down the wrong path!
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01-19-2017, 02:57 AM
In accordance with God's perfect judgement masturbation is punishable by death, yet not only this sin but all sin which every human ever has committed in some form or another except for Jesus, the only perfect human. (Romans 3: 23for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God) (Romans 6:23For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.). Would God want us to make a law that puts people who masturbate to death? I don't think so. Remember the woman caught in adultery? Remember what Jesus did, what He said? "He who is without sin cast the first stone". Remember in the sermon on the mount, as Jesus is talking about how we ought to pray, when after he finishes "The Lord's Prayer" he says (Mathew 6)14"For if you forgive men their trespasses, your Heavenly Father will also forgive you. 15But if you do not forgive men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive yours." If God, in His perfect righteousness is able to forgive us, and we are as guilty as them, who are we to judge them. (James 4:12There is only one Lawgiver and Judge, the One who is able to save and destroy. But who are you to judge your neighbor?) Remember who it was who Jesus came to save? Sinners! He hated the hypocrisy of the religious leaders who thought themselves to be so Holy, when they themselves were sinners as well, and just as deserving of death as those whom they shunned. Is it the fact that we asked for forgiveness that makes us so worthwhile or is it that Jesus took our place on a cross to satisfy the perfect judgement of a Holy God toward us? What made us saved in the first place? The fact that we were on a one way trip to Hell due to our sinful nature, but God was merciful to us. I am glad of this site for the reason of confirmation that other's feel strongly that things like masturbation are wrong in God's eyes, punishable by death. I'm possibly more guilty than all of you. So is that where Jesus draws the line, and says, ok, you're done, you can't be saved? No! He says "47Therefore I tell you, because her many sins have been forgiven, she has loved much. But he who has been forgiven little loves little". What you are preaching here is not the gospel of the Kingdom of God, it is the law, which no man has ever fulfilled except that one, Jesus Christ himself, and anyone who believes they are without sin cannot be saved. instead of "unsaved unwelcome" the banner should read "sinners and publicans welcome", as we all are. I truly hope that you will rethink your stand here. What you said that is good is that God's will should be done, we ought to be praying this, Jesus told us to. But we can't forget that not only is a God a perfect judge, but that He is also merciful, patient, gracious, loving, caring, nurturing, and a much better Dad than any of us, let's try not to jump straight to the death penalty, but really look at all of the character of God, and His will, and grow more and more together as a bride to Him as we become more like Him, being knit together in love (as Paul would put it). Wishing you God's peace and love, rest in the anticipation of the Holy Spirit leading you into all the truth, sisters and brothers.
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There is such a thing as paragraphs and punctuation, young lady. Can you try again? This is not The Tweeter after all..
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01-19-2017, 03:44 AM
Friend, you started out in the right direction, but then you got sort of fluffy. May I make so bold as to direct your gaze upon John 15:6? Our's is an angry God, stern and unyielding; cruel and yet just. We are but His servants. His will be done. And remember that God is angry with the wicked every day (see below). The wicked would clearly be defined as those who do not bend to God's will. Their just punishment is death and damnation. The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.-Exodus 15:3. Put that is your bunny bubble pipe and smoke it.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
01-19-2017, 04:21 PM
The re-erection of this thread led me down memory lane to all the time I wasted with porn and thinking that if I prayed the rosary, all would be forgiven and that somehow Mary would give me grace to keep my hands otherwise occupied. Then the next day I would waste even more time with sites that glorified s-e-x instead of GOD.
How grateful I am that the blood of Jesus washed my hands clean and my heart clean from the filth of onanistic sin - something at which I was a master. I love You, Lord!
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06-30-2017, 04:13 AM
How do you expect to expel the accumulated load if you are not married?
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How do you expect to expel the accumulated load if you are not married?
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Can you believe that God thought of that? I know, right?
Deuteronomy 23: 10-11: If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp: But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.
If the pressure gets too great, it'll work itself out. Call in sick, tell them you're having "male problems" (if they're Christian they'll know what this means), and then take a shower at sundown.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
06-30-2017, 02:47 PM
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Can you believe that God thought of that? I know, right?
Deuteronomy 23: 10-11: If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp: But it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.
If the pressure gets too great, it'll work itself out. Call in sick, tell them you're having "male problems" (if they're Christian they'll know what this means), and then take a shower at sundown.
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It seems as if the reason for a man to take leave of the camp for the day following such a "chanceth by night" is for him to spend an entire day reflecting upon how unclean he really is. Otherwise, he could have been instructed to take a shower in the morning instead of waiting all day.
Furthermore, staying outside the camp means no access to the collective protection and provision it offered. Being exposed to danger and deprivation are God's reminders of how bad a person the man is. Then, too, if no one sees him around camp all day long and they ask, "Hey Bob, where ya been all day?" when he returns that night, he has to hang his head in shame and admit he was too foul for human company.
Isn't it great how God really hammers home His condemnation of any form of sexual release that doesn't make babies? It's clear that He really, REALLY doesn't want that aspect of our bodies to be used for Any Other Purpose.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
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It seems as if the reason for a man to take leave of the camp for the day following such a "chanceth by night" is for him to spend an entire day reflecting upon how unclean he really is. Otherwise, he could have been instructed to take a shower in the morning instead of waiting all day
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23 And Shem and Iaphet tooke a garment, and layed it vpon both their shoulders, and went backward, and couered the nakednesse of their father, and their faces were backward, and they saw not their fathers nakednesse.
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No one should ever see a naked body. Not even their own. Which is why the filthy and shameful habit of Westerners to place mirrors in the bathroom is unacceptable. No person should ever see a naked body or genitalia. Not even their own! If they do, God's curse will come upon them.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
07-10-2017, 09:41 AM
if the lord vomited every time i masturbated, he would need to see a doctor. :")
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
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if the lord vomited every time i masturbated, he would need to see a doctor. :")
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It appears you are not familiar with the scriptures, raviolibrain. God does not need to see a doctor because He is the ultimate master of disease (Exodus 15:26) and He can heal all sicknesses (Matthew 4:23). I suggest you spend more time in Scripture before making ignorant comments about our LORD. Perhaps get a God-fearing husband to train you in the Christian way.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
09-12-2017, 09:37 PM
Tellin me dont know wat im talkin about piffle you *** bleeps***. Kill urself. Go to hell Pastor Ezekiel. And you will go to hell pastor for pushing your *** bleep *** on these people. ur brainwashing them into believing everything you say. also u ***bleeps*** cant tell someone they are not a true christian. You are the ones who are not true Christians. piffle you people who attack other people over what they believe. yall cant handle the truth. i bet most of you are just trolls on the internet.
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Re: Death penalty for masturbation? The FACTS say YES! -
08-13-2018, 09:04 PM
I don't believe this is reasonable or even possible.
Just being honest with you.
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Amen Sister! I can just envision it now; a future where having the death penalty in place completely dissuades sinners (as it does now for other crimes) and masturbation becomes a thing of the past!
However, I do have to comment about this...
Now, maybe I'm being a tad liberal about this, but I just can't help but feel a little sorry for those poor boys led into committing crimes worthy of death by degenerate harlots.
Perhaps a sensible solution would be to just cut off the right hand of first-offender boys, while still putting the sluts to death for leading them into sin? We Christians should be a forgiving bunch, after all.
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