Friends, seeing Toronto Mayor Rob Ford being stripped of his powers is more than just another a sign of the apocalypse! It is a de facto COUP of Canada's de facto PRESIDENT! Remember, every Canadian other than the eskimos live in Toronto, and their federal government has no real army, so that means pretty much all government in Canada is run by the mayor of Toronto.
THE CANADIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN BY A COUP!
Of course, with comrade Obama in charge Operation Canadian Liberation is not a go (yet). But we will be there to bring freedom to Canada eventually. I call dibs on the water resources. And the oil. Also the waterfall and that antenna they keep going on about.
The allegations against Rob Ford are bogus!
1. Drunk driving is legal under Biblical Law. Go ahead pinkos, show me the part of the Bible that bans drunk driving.
2. Sexual harrassment is legal under Biblical Law, and any husband who didn't want his wife harrassed would not let her work outside the house anyway. Groping doesn't break a hymen, so there's no damage to the property.
3. Drunkenness is not by itself illegal under Biblical Law, only "
drunken revelry" is. Rob Ford, and other "mean drunks" don't really enjoy themselves, so there's no sin.
4. He's not a crack-smoker. Yes, he admits he smokes crack, but everybody knows what a crack-smoker looks like, and it's not like this:
(He's also not a bicyclist).
Rob Ford is a conservative:
Ford Sr. had become a Member of the Ontario Legislature during the term of the Progressive Conservative (PC) government of Mike Harris. After Ford Sr.'s death, Rob has maintained political connections with the provincial PC party and the federal Conservative Party of Canada. A picture of former Ontario Premier Mike Harris with Ford's father adorns the mayor's office. Ford describes his father as his "political hero, my business hero, he's my hero overall." Ford has worked on the election campaigns of several PC candidates, including John Tory in a 2005 by-election. -wikipedia
Conservative Rob Ford, in his own words:
Quote:
Originally Posted by wikipedia
"Get the government out of our backyards. It's ridiculous. Government red tape here. Bureaucratic here. It's nonsense having all this government. And it's nonsense. It's so ridiculous."
Ford called Mammolitti a "Gino-boy". ...Ford dismissed the councillors stating that they were liars if they thought he had made a racist remark. "I'm a conservative and the majority of people are left-wing and cannot stand my politics..."I am not a racist. Anyone who calls me a racist is going to face the consequences!"
"We just need to get rid of these life-long politicians that just give out money to special interest groups...
Ford spoke out against the city donating $1.5 million to help prevent AIDS. Ford argued that most tax payers should not be concerned with AIDS because "If you are not doing needles and you are not gay, you wouldn't get AIDS probably,....David Miller pointed out that women are the largest growing demographic of people contracting AIDS, Ford responded that it must mean 'they are sleeping with bi-sexual men'.
"What I compare bike lanes to is swimming with the sharks. Sooner or later you're going to get bitten....My heart bleeds for them when I hear someone gets killed, but it’s their own fault at the end of the day....cyclists are a pain in the ass to the motorists"
"Those Oriental people work like dogs....I'm telling you, the Oriental people, they're slowly taking over."
For the inauguration ceremony...Ford had television commentator Don Cherry introduce him and put the chain of office on him. Cherry added "Put that in your pipe you left-wing kooks" and, in regards to the pink suit he was wearing, "I’m wearing pinko for all the pinkos out there that ride bicycles and everything..."
The [liberal] Toronto Star newspaper and [leftist] NOW alternative newspaper continued their criticism of Ford. The [conservative] Toronto Sun newspaper and Talk Radio 640 radio station [conservative, duh, it's talk radio ]supported his causes...
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So there you have it:
1. Rob Ford is a conservative
2. Rob Ford has not done anything against Biblical Law
3. Rod Ford, the de facto head of state of Canada, has been overthrown. America has a "responsibility to protect" him.
GET READY FOR OPERATION CANADIAN FREEDOM! (again).
EDIT: UPDATE! WAR DECLARED!
“This, folks, reminds me of when — and I was watching with my brother — when Saddam attacked Kuwait. And President Bush said, ‘I warn you, I warn you, I warn you, do not.’ Well, folks, if you think American-style politics is nasty, you guys have just attacked Kuwait,” he continued. “Mark my words, friends, this is going to be outright war..." - Rob Ford
TAKE THAT PINKO!