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Rebuke Pope John Paul II: His Past as a Fornicator Revealed - 02-15-2016, 06:36 PM

Unexpected news!

The former Pope and current sufferer of Hellfire and well-deserved punishments, the Papist Chief John Paul II was a heterosexual! This is unprecedented when it comes to Catholic leaders. However, this totally surprising development has now been confirmed beyond all doubt. In fact, this Muslim leader was intimately involved with a married woman!

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Hundreds of letters and photographs that tell the story of Pope John Paul II's close relationship with a married woman, which lasted more than 30 years, have been shown to the BBC.
The letters to Polish-born American philosopher Anna-Teresa Tymieniecka had been kept away from public view in the National Library of Poland for years.
Of course, when the first heterosexual Pope ever decides to fornicate, he does it in direct opposition to Jesus' orders.

Matthew 5:27-28
Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

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The documents reveal a rarely seen side of the pontiff, who died in 2005.

Here we can see the rarely seen side of this Pontiff - the side usually covered by his dress, the typical papist garment. We can well imagine how this scene was followed by an intense session of fornication.

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

The Papist could have practiced abstinence and married the woman in question but, obviously, no Papist will ever miss an opportunity to cause helpless rage for Jesus.

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Photographs which have never been seen before by the public reveal Karol Wojtyla at his most relaxed. He invited Ms Tymieniecka to join him on country walks and skiing holidays - she even joined him on a group camping trip. The pictures also show her visiting him at the Vatican.

Here the Papist leader is engaged in foreplay with his mistress at the heart of the Vatican.

A promising prospect - a Papist not exclusively ephebophile - sadly but inevitably corrupted by lust. The Bible tells us about the current whereabouts of this male harlot.

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
  • Fornicator - confimed with the images above!
  • Idolater - Mary worship and supporter of evolution!
  • Adulterer - now revealed!
  • Effeminate - just look at the dress!
  • Abuser with mankind - all papists thrive in homer relations.

Well, we knew it. The first heterosexual Catholic ever and the result is still Hell! Jesus is righteous!




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Default Re: Pope John Paul II: His Past as a Fornicator Revealed - 02-16-2016, 12:46 AM

Mountains, Molehills and Misinformation.

His (former) Holiness was a friend to more than just a billion plus Catholics and this is yet another example of how he was a humble man who never forgot his friends even as God chose him to be His representative here on Earth.

I might mention that your "Pastor" Zeke has been close friends with a certain Miss Daisy who is also a "Pastor" of sorts (Past her best before date) and I see no exploitation of their 'relationship'.

I suppose that with Pope Francis currently enchanting the planet, the best our critics can do is drag up crazy stories about former Popes as if there was ever a single one who was in the least bit less than propitious in every way imaginable.




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I might mention that your "Pastor" Zeke has been close friends with a certain Miss Daisy who is also a "Pastor" of sorts (Past her best before date) and I see no exploitation of their 'relationship'.

I suppose that with Pope Francis currently enchanting the planet, the best our critics can do is drag up crazy stories about former Popes as if there was ever a single one who was in the least bit less than propitious in every way imaginable.
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Ehem. There's nothing to compare here. You're forgetting that our Beloved Pastor Zeke () has never sworn celibacy, and his engagement to our lovely and always young Daisy Mae is part of the public record and not some clandestine/illegal/dirty relationship. On the contrary, their relationship has always been very open.
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Mountains, Molehills and misinformation.

His (former) Holiness was a friend to more than just a billion plus Catholics and this is just another example of how he was a humble man who never forgot his friends even as God chose him to be His representative here on Earth.

I might mention that your "Pastor" Zeke has been close friends with a certain Miss Daisy who is also a "Pastor" of sorts (Past her best before date) and I see no exploitation of their 'relationship'.

I suppose that with Pope Francis currently enchanting the planet, the best our critics can do is drag up crazy stories about former Popes as if there was ever a single one who was in the least bit less than propitious in every way imaginable.
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Our Dear Mr. Lester, our resident hebephrenic heliocentrist,

It is obvious that you have absolutely no actual material to defend your self-proclaimed "Saint" John Paul II, so you opt to use vicious gossip and accusations against some of the best friends of Jesus. I understand this: you are a victim. You are a victim of the millennia-long constant abuse of altar boys and the Vatican syndrome (a variant of the Stockholm syndrome, the capital of the Swedish realm and a hotspot of fornication), where the abused boy becomes attached to the demons and starts to crave for more anal entertainment.

That said, it is necessary to show our visiting atheists and those seeking the Real Christ™ the actual evidence once more.
  • There was an actual miracle. Not the kind of bleeding-statues-smeared-in-reality-with-tomato-ketchup miracle but a Real® one. A homosexual man, Mr. Karol Józef Wojtyła was transformed into a normal regular heterosexual guy and given the chance to make the Cathoslim cult join Christianity©. Jesus made this happen.
  • As John Paul II* he failed. He chose extramarital fornication. He disregarded Jesus.
The proof? First, once again, this picture:



This is all the evidence we need. The LUST is there and that is enough. Lust = real fornication = intercourse.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

There is more. This lust = fornication = intercourse also means that lust = fornication = intercourse = harlotry (1 Corinthians 6:15) = whoredom (Hosea 4:10) = sodomy (1 Timothy 1:10) = total devastating condemnation (James 2:10).

I am afraid that this was the last time Jesus offered His helping hand to give a Catholic release from his urges and lusts. For Jesus the lust of the mind is as real as the actual union of the flesh. While the fantasizing teenage self-abuser or the middle-aged Mir. Papist may not actually release their essence, the omnipotent mind of Jesus cannot help experiencing all the intricate details of these brain waverings. And this takes place about 1.1 billion times every single living second on Earth (the number of Cathoslime cultists).

Mr. Lester, you are in denial. We understand you and want to help you as for Jesus there are no innocents (1 Thessalonians 4:2).


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

*If I may, I'd really like to ask why Mr.
Wojtyła chose to be named after those two who were the most avid fornicators? Or was is just because of this? I'd have thought that George-Ringo I would have been a much better name.


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Default Re: Pope John Paul II: His Past as a Fornicator Revealed - 02-16-2016, 10:35 AM

Given that he was fornicating on a camping trip, we now have a definite answer to the age-old question: Yes, the Pope does defecate in the woods.


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Default Re: Pope John Paul II: His Past as a Fornicator Revealed - 02-16-2016, 10:58 AM

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I might mention that your "Pastor" Zeke has been close friends with a certain Miss Daisy who is also a "Pastor" of sorts (Past her best before date) and I see no exploitation of their 'relationship.'
Pastor Ezekiel has never had sex with Miss Daisy or any other woman, if that's what you're implying. And, for the record, while she is not exactly a spring chicken, Miss Daisy is a fine Christian woman who is aging most gracefully.

Besides, there is nothing wrong with being an older woman. I'm frankly appalled to see this kind of sexism rear its ugly head on the Landover forums. Take your bigotry someplace else, you scurrilous Catholic!


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