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Jesus Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 07-24-2017, 04:43 AM

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It seems that Vlad has more powers than we have imagined, he can also become a dog. We could start a little game to imagine who's dog he was in his long lifetime as inmortal!
What an interesting image!? The similarity is a striking 100% but opens up quite a few questions, the most important of which is if this is a case of mimicry or if we should boldly go where no True Christian™ has never gone before: To alternative hypotheses of religion, especially re-birth?

Is it possible that the Ornamental religions were right and the soul of Sweet Mr. Putin resided in a canine body for a while. A false Christian Mahommedian poet Rumi suggersts as much!



We have some proof for this. In fact, Mr. Putin has been seen in mineral form!



And as a vegetable:



Seems plausible: Mineral -> plant -> animal (depicted in in the image Brother Gonzalez provided). Could this be true? A secular scientist would look at these images and be convinced as they would support his biased hypothesis. We know better! The Bible will tell us if this is feasible.

Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Thus, the hypothesis of re-incarnation fails. Vladimir Putin is and has for centuries been a man of God, and He would not have had his Eternal Dwelling Place in Heaven secured as a dog. Hence, in this case, it can be a question of apparition! God used to appear unexpectedly all the time.

Deuteronomy 31:15
And the LORD appeared in the tabernacle in a pillar of a cloud: and the pillar of the cloud stood over the door of the tabernacle.

Not only does God appear but He can appear in many forms, such as pillars. In addition, confirmed sightings of Jesus in obscure places are not uncommon.



Would Jesus (or Mr. Putin) really appear on a foul Creature, such as a dog? They would! In fact, Jesus visits locations of even more discomfort all the time!

Psalms 139:8
If I ascend up into heaven, thou art there: if I make my bed in hell, behold, thou art there.

All this means that perhaps Mr. Putin was not a dog but that this is a Wonderful Message from Jesus! He's watching us and His most loyal servants are also watching our every singly even the tiniest move! Glory! Thank you, Brother, for conveying this timely message to the ignorant sinner masses (we know Jesus is watching but they always forget it!)!

Proverbs 5:21
For the ways of man are before the eyes of the LORD, and he pondereth all his goings.




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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 07-27-2017, 03:26 AM

Владимир хороший товарищ, мне он очень нравится.


( He is a good comrade and is indeed immortal )


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Grammar Nazi Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 07-27-2017, 03:55 AM

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Владимир хороший товарищ, мне он очень нравится.


( He is a good comrade and is indeed immortal )
Dear Mr. Impostor,

In Russian, the word for immortal is бессмертный and your sentence would translate as "Vladimir is a good comrade and he pleases me very much." Have the decades in the mausoleum caused such irrevocable decomposition on your contral nervous system that you no longer know the vocabulary nor the grammar (all the attributes in your signature would need to be in genitive plural and what is the inviolable soviet anyway?)? Please, bear with me, as I also have a question. Did your namesake fully embrace the Russian reform in orthography in 1918-1920 or did he continue using the obsolete czarist letters? I mean, shouldn't you be writing Союзъ instead of Союз to make a reasonable facsimile of Mr. Ulyanov?

Why not Repent, ask Jesus for forgiveness and learn a useful language, for instance, one of those present in the oldest Biblical texts?

Daniel 2:4
Then spake the Chaldeans to the king in Syriack, O king, live for ever: tell thy servants the dream, and we will shew the interpretation.



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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 07-28-2017, 12:42 AM

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( He is a good comrade and is indeed immortal )
There is nothing I hate more than the people that tries to mock up our beliefs and fails miserably.

Nor only are you rebuked by a Christian Professor (Vlad it is now crying in his touristic grave), but also you fail in basic grammar.


I guess you are 10, 11 years old, and have never been in a Gulag in your life. I am starting to think that Gulags were not such a bad thing after all.


So, you poor attempt of a troll, if you want to investigate about the beliefs of the True Christians, and if they pose a threat to the IV International (the true one, not the other 45 deviations) please write me a PM and we can coordinate a strategy.


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45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 08-20-2017, 07:38 AM

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I am still confident that Jesus will take care of Mr. Putin's personal needs and comfort during those unpleasant years.

After all that we can expect to meet Mr. Putin with us in Heaven. This is such a wonderful story!
Yes, you are right. Of course, Mr. Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church.
  • The Eastern Orthodox Church, also known as the Orthodox Church, or officially as the Orthodox Catholic Church, is the second-largest Christian church and one of the oldest extant religious institutions in the world. The Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ in his Great Commission to the apostles.
So Mr. Putin is a Catholic, as the Russian Orthodox Church is a Catholic Church, although it is presently in schism with the Roman Catholic Church.
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Bible Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 08-20-2017, 09:46 AM

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I am happy to see that Dr. White acknowledges that the Catholic Mr. Putin will be in heaven.
I am sad to see that Mr. Stone continues to mock us and Jesus despite our patience and goodwill. Of course, there are also facts to consider.
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Vladimir Putin's father was an atheist and his mother was an Orthodox Christian. Vladimir was baptized into the Orthodox Church as an infant.
PUTIN: First and foremost we should be governed by common sense. But common sense should be based on moral principles first. And it is not possible today to have morality separated from religious values.
While we know that the Papist Cult and the Russian Orthodox Church have recently been closing the gap of 1054, it still remains a fact that Mr. Putin is not a Catholic. In addition, Mr. Putin is a Saved® True Christian™ despite his denomination, not because of it. This means that even you, Tom D. Stone, still have hope to be Saved! Glory!

A good place to start is to do things in the Way Jesus told us to do.

Matthew 23:9
And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.



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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 08-20-2017, 10:48 AM

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Mr. Putin is not a Catholic.
Not true because the Eastern Orthodox Church is a Catholic church.


"The Church of the East has never from the first been known by any other name than Catholic, nor has she set aside this title in any official document.". Cleenewerck,Laurent (2009), HisBroken Body: Understanding and Healing the Schism Between the RomanCatholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches,Washington, D.C., USA: Euclid UniversityPress, ISBN978-0-6151-8361-9,page 101.


EllwoodEncyclopedia of World Religions 2007,p. 128"The Eastern Orthodox Churches are properly known as the "Orthodox Catholic Church"".


Tsichlis,Fr. Steven. "FrequentlyAsked Questions About the Orthodox Church".St. Paul's Greek Orthodox Church, Irvine, California, USA. “ The full title of our Church is "The Orthodox Catholic Church."


RichardR. Losch (1 May 2002). TheMany Faces of Faith: A Guide to World Religions and ChristianTraditions.Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing. p. 76. ISBN978-0-8028-0521-8. “The official name of the body is the Orthodox Catholic Church.


EncyclopćdiaBrittanica Online, "EasternOrthodoxy""Theofficial designations of the church in its liturgical or canonicaltexts are either "the Orthodox Catholic Church" or the"Greek Catholic Church" only.".


Merriam-WebsterEncyclopedia of World Religions 1999,p. 309 "The official designation of the church in Eastern Orthodox liturgical or canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church."".


The monks of Decani Monastery, Kosovo. "The Orthodox Church, An Introduction".Orthodox Christian Information Center. Retrieved 3 May 2014. Theofficial designation of the church in its liturgical and canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church"

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Vladimir Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church, and is therefore a Catholic (as well as an Orthodox).



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Rebuke Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 08-20-2017, 11:08 AM

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Not true because the Eastern Orthodox Church is a Catholic church.

"The Church of the East has never from the first been known by any other name than Catholic, nor has she set aside this title in any official document.". Cleenewerck,Laurent (2009), HisBroken Body: Understanding and Healing the Schism Between the RomanCatholic and Eastern Orthodox Churches,Washington, D.C., USA: Euclid UniversityPress, ISBN978-0-6151-8361-9,page 101.

EllwoodEncyclopedia of World Religions 2007,p. 128"The Eastern Orthodox Churches are properly known as the "Orthodox Catholic Church"".

Tsichlis,Fr. Steven. "FrequentlyAsked Questions About the Orthodox Church".St. Paul's Greek Orthodox Church, Irvine, California, USA. “ The full title of our Church is "The Orthodox Catholic Church."

RichardR. Losch (1 May 2002). TheMany Faces of Faith: A Guide to World Religions and ChristianTraditions.Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing. p. 76. ISBN978-0-8028-0521-8. “The official name of the body is the Orthodox Catholic Church.

EncyclopćdiaBrittanica Online, "EasternOrthodoxy""Theofficial designations of the church in its liturgical or canonicaltexts are either "the Orthodox Catholic Church" or the"Greek Catholic Church" only.".

Merriam-WebsterEncyclopedia of World Religions 1999,p. 309 "The official designation of the church in Eastern Orthodox liturgical or canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church."".

The monks of Decani Monastery, Kosovo. "The Orthodox Church, An Introduction".Orthodox Christian Information Center. Retrieved 3 May 2014. Theofficial designation of the church in its liturgical and canonical texts is "the Orthodox Catholic Church"

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Vladimir Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church, and is therefore a Catholic (as well as an Orthodox).
Of course you would employ another equivocation. If the name contains the word "Catholic", it must be = Roman Catholic ! Of course they would keep the name "Catholic" as both of you feel you're the real deal and that the others are the splitters of 1054! The thing to look for is not the name but the content! Is that the same. As if happens, it is not. Greek/Russian Orthodox do not accept
  • Infallibility of the Pope.
  • Purgatory.
  • The same kind of bread that the Papist use (you should really be aware of this of all people!).
  • That Mary would be free from original sin.
  • Changing of doctrines by the curia or by the Pope (which makes them a bit more reasonable than the Roman denominations).
  • Celibacy, etc..
The content is different. One word in a name does not make the differences disappear. For instance, as a Papist, you may not take the Lord's Supper in Mr Putin's Church.
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Can Roman Catholics receive communion at an Orthodox church?

Yes, but like anyone else, they must first go through the process of joining the Orthodox Church, which involves setting aside former church memberships. Non-Orthodox Christians of any sort may not receive communion at an Orthodox church without doing this. There are no “walk-ins” for communion.

At the same time, Orthodox Christians are also not permitted to commune anywhere but in an Orthodox church, and they also have to be prepared by prayer, fasting and a recent confession.
Dear sinner, your equivocation will not fool Jesus Instead, you should show some actual Repentance!

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The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.



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Of course you would employ another equivocation. If the name contains the word "Catholic", it must be = Roman Catholic ! Of course they would keep the name "Catholic" as both of you feel you're the real deal and that the others are the splitters of 1054! The thing to look for is not the name but the content! Is that the same. As if happens, it is not. Greek/Russian Orthodox do not accept
  • Infallibility of the Pope.
  • Purgatory.
  • The same kind of bread that the Papist use (you should really be aware of this of all people!).
  • That Mary would be free from original sin.
  • Changing of doctrines by the curia or by the Pope (which makes them a bit more reasonable than the Roman denominations).
  • Celibacy, etc..
The content is different. One word in a name does not make the differences disappear. For instance, as a Papist, you may not take the Lord's Supper in Mr Putin's Church.
Dear sinner, your equivocation will not fool Jesus Instead, you should show some actual Repentance!

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Yes, you are right. Of course, Mr. Putin is a member of the Russian Orthodox Catholic Church.
  • The Eastern Orthodox Church, also known as the Orthodox Church, or officially as the Orthodox Catholic Church, is the second-largest Christian church and one of the oldest extant religious institutions in the world. The Eastern Orthodox Catholic Church teaches that it is the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church established by Jesus Christ in his Great Commission to the apostles.
So Mr. Putin is a Catholic, as the Russian Orthodox Church is a Catholic Church, although it is presently in schism with the Roman Catholic Church.



You do realize, that it's the Catholic church that broke off Orthodoxy, and not the other way around, right?


That means the Orthodox church is closer to true Christianity than the Catholic delusion.
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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 08-30-2017, 07:08 AM

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One word in a name does not make the differences disappear. For instance, as a Papist, you may not take the Lord's Supper in Mr Putin's Church.
Thank you for clearing that up. It's rather like the Democratic Republic of the Congo; yes, they have a government:

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CIA reports cabinet: Ministers of State appointed by the president
..and the president, ensconced since 2001, is supposed to be elected but elections are overdue:

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election..originally scheduled for 27 November 2016 but expected by end of 2017
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prime minister appointed by the president..note - election marred by serious voting irregularities
So, no election yet, governed by an appointed cabinet otherwise known as the president's mates, millions of internally displaced persons desperate to get rid of the government with intensified fighting following last year's non-election, unsupervised banks to keep your money safe for the laundering racket (but not for you) and it's Democratic right? It says so right there in the name!

Am I getting the correct picture here?
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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 12-22-2017, 07:27 PM

I have found the secret. It is the curious case of Benjamin Putin. He is starting to get younger for his next incarnation, now that Donald is in charge and the world does not need him as it is going to need him in the future, when Donald is not here anymore.



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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 12-22-2017, 08:46 PM

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I have found the secret. It is the curious case of Benjamin Putin. He is starting to get younger for his next incarnation, now that Donald is in charge and the world does not need him as it is going to need him in the future, when Donald is not here anymore.
That's quite noble, actually.


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Default Re: Is Vladimir Putin Immortal? - 07-18-2018, 01:35 PM

He will live forever!
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