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Angry Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-02-2011, 09:26 PM

Spokesman Father Federico Lombardi said that...Christians "do not rejoice" over a death...

Chapter and verse please, you fraud! There are plenty of Biblical passages rejoicing over deaths, the first one that came to my mind was Psalm 137:9

In various translations:

New Living Translation (©2007)
Happy is the one who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks!

English Standard Version (©2001)
Blessed shall he be who takes your little ones and dashes them against the rock!

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your little ones Against the rock.

GOD'S WORD® Translation (©1995)
Blessed is the one who grabs your little children and smashes them against a rock.

King James Bible
Happy [shall he be], that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

American King James Version
Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones.

American Standard Version
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones Against the rock.

Bible in Basic English
Happy is the man who takes your little ones, crushing them against the rocks.

Douay-Rheims Bible
Blessed be he that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock.

Darby Bible Translation
Happy he that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the rock.

English Revised Version
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the rock.

Webster's Bible Translation
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

World English Bible
Happy shall he be, who takes and dashes your little ones against the rock. By David.

Young's Literal Translation
O the happiness of him who doth seize, And hath dashed thy sucklings on the rock!

http://gill.biblecommenter.com/psalms/137.htm

Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. That takes the infants from their mothers' breasts, or out of their arms, and dashes out their brains against a "rock", as the word (k) signifies; which, though it may seem a piece of cruelty, was but a just retaliation (against babies); the Babylonians (including their babies) having done the same to the Jewish children, and is foretold elsewhere (that is, God said it) should be done to theirs, Isaiah 13:16. Nor is this desired from a spirit of revenge, but for the glory of divine justice, and that such a generation of cruel creatures might be rooted out of the earth (after being raped, see Isaiah 13:16); see Revelation 2:2. Some allegorically understand this of crushing and mortifying the first motions of sin in the heart; but such a sense seems to have no place here.


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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-03-2011, 12:02 AM

What disgusting faggotry will the catholic church come up with next?

We all know why the terrorists didn't fly a plane into the Vatican. We're not stupid, you lying pedophiles! You'll pay for your sins someday!


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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-07-2011, 09:58 PM

"Christians don't rejoice death?"

Jesus died on the cross for our sins, saving the universe, you know, the reason our symbol is a CROSS, you know, the thingey he DIED on?

Oh, I get it, CATHOLICS don't rejoice death, since they don't rejoice Jesus giving us His blood so that we may be Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb...

Why don't catholics just walk around in T-Shirts reading "Jesus WHO?"


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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-09-2011, 05:48 PM

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"Christians don't rejoice death?"

Jesus died on the cross for our sins, saving the universe, you know, the reason our symbol is a CROSS, you know, the thingey he DIED on?

Oh, I get it, CATHOLICS don't rejoice death, since they don't rejoice Jesus giving us His blood so that we may be Washed In The Blood Of The Lamb...

Why don't catholics just walk around in T-Shirts reading "Jesus WHO?"
The point of Christianity (As i think, i ain't going to say any "absolute truth" kind of bullcrap.) is that Jesus Christ died on the cross redeem our sins.(If that's the right sentence.)
Not that "Jesus died!Yay!", so christians do not rejoice death, but the redemption of our sins, the reason Jesus died on the cross.
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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-10-2011, 06:57 PM

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Not that "Jesus died!Yay!", so christians do not rejoice death, but the redemption of our sins, the reason Jesus died on the cross.
That's hair splitting - maybe we're not rejoicing "Bin Laden Died!Yay!" but the ending of America's humiliation, the fact that justice has finally been done, the long-term improvement to our security, the reason Bin laden died, twitching in a pool of his own urine and feces.


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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-10-2011, 10:33 PM

Psalm 58:10

10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked.
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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-11-2011, 05:42 AM

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What disgusting faggotry will the catholic church come up with next?

We all know why the terrorists didn't fly a plane into the Vatican. We're not stupid, you lying pedophiles! You'll pay for your sins someday!
Um, why?

Did the Vatican't buy them off?

Or is it because pedophiles stick together?


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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-12-2011, 07:53 PM

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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-12-2011, 07:59 PM

God knows all the Saved here are aware of the TRUTH about Pope Guy but
here is a video that dares to speak the truth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfNJWOZPbSw

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Default Re: Vatican on Osama Bin LaDEAD: "do not rejoice" - 05-12-2011, 11:05 PM

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Um, why?

Did the Vatican't buy them off?

Or is it because pedophiles stick together?
Muslim ayatollahs like to rape little girls, catholic priests like to rape little boys, it's a natural predatory alliance!


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