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Praise Jesus! Chewbacca is DEAD!!! Giant furry "actor" Peter Mayhew, best known for playing a demonic Wookiee alien in the Star Wars pictures, has joined his co-stars, the drugged-out Jewess Carrie Fisher and the creepy little midget Kenny Baker, in Hell. Mayhew played an important role in teaching generations of children that black magic (the "Force") is "cool" and that witches and sorcerers ("Jedi") are something to be admired and imitated. By dressing up like a man-bear-dog thing for his own perverse gratification, Mayhew was also a pioneer of the furry movement. Though their film counterparts Han Solo and Luke Skywalker have been killed off (spoiler alert if you're a Hellbound nerd who watches Star Wars), Harrison Ford and Mark Hamill are still clinging to life. Oh Jesus, won't you send them to join their pet?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-03-2019, 04:55 AM

That character went around basically naked in those films didn't he? Shamefull!


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-06-2019, 07:54 PM

This may seem like an odd choice for a birth announcement. But there is a True Christian™ logic to it.

The royal baby was born today, and like any human being born on this earth, the kid is headed to hell. Sure, it might take 80 years or so, but his fate was sealed in the Garden of Eden, as we all know.


Yes, his parents will have him baptized in their false church, but that will only make things worse. Unless the newborn admits to his sin nature and accepts Jesus personally as his Lord and Savior, he is destined to fry along with the majority of the human race.


We can only pray that the Holy Spirit convicts the child and that he gets saved at an early age. That's not terribly likely given his family's false beliefs, but we have to trust that God knows what He is doing.


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This may seem like an odd choice for a birth announcement. But there is a True Christian™ logic to it.
Sister, you are always logical. It is one of the things I most admire about you. I would like to offer the view from the British upper classes, though.

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This child, which the Demoncrat US press will no doubt describe as a "prince", is not in direct line to the throne and is no more royal than its mother. She is a fake "princess", only by marriage and not in her own right. The child will only be made a fake "prince" if the current queen can be bullied into fixing it for them. ER2 is a tough old bird and this may be interesting (for some value of interesting which = uninteresting).

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Sure, it might take 80 years or so ...
Or 101, if he inherits longevity from his (alleged) paternal great-grandmother. His own father's paternity is, of course, questionable.

I assume that the entire British royal family, which has the ABSOLUTE GALL to run its own church, is destined to fry. It is vanishingly unlikely that this baby will be any different. It will probably take one look at its mother's previous wedding photos and self-identify as a joo.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-06-2019, 10:24 PM

I thought the British royal family was all about keeping their bloodline pure and marrying their cousins, but am I to understand correctly that this woman is half Negress? That would make that child a quarter-Negro. I am surprised the Queen allowed that. The child's sins are greatly multiplied in that case.


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I thought the British royal family was all about keeping their bloodline pure and marrying their cousins, but am I to understand correctly that this woman is half Negress? That would make that child a quarter-Negro. I am surprised the Queen allowed that. The child's sins are greatly multiplied in that case.
No pictures of the baby have been made available to the press. The reason has to be it shows a dark skin complexion. Staff may be experimenting with different kinds of make up to give the impression it is a Caucasian.


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No pictures of the baby have been made available to the press. The reason has to be it shows a dark skin complexion. Staff may be experimenting with different kinds of make up to give the impression it is a Caucasian.
I've heard that some negroes use an ointment made out of bleach and sulfur to lighten their skin in an attempt to pass as normal.


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I've heard that some negroes use an ointment made out of bleach and sulfur to lighten their skin in an attempt to pass as normal.
Oh, yes, that's very true, Brother Lukes. Attached is a photo to show the before and after situations when they alter the way the good Lord made them. Not that it makes any real difference, mind you -- a nigra is a nigra is a nigra. But they seem to think it will help to disguise them when they're holding up stores and causing riots any time they don't get their own way, which is most of the time. A blessed evening to you, dear Brother. Sincerely, Isabella W.




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Oh, yes, that's very true, Brother Lukes. Attached is a photo to show the before and after situations when they alter the way the good Lord made them. Not that it makes any real difference, mind you -- a nigra is a nigra is a nigra. But they seem to think it will help to disguise them when they're holding up stores and causing riots any time they don't get their own way, which is most of the time. A blessed evening to you, dear Brother. Sincerely, Isabella W.

Truly disgusting, Sister Isabella. While it's harder to decide which is the more hideous, I have to go with the one on the right. Negroes may be cursed to be monstrously ugly, but God is the one who made them that way. The deviant visage of late-stage Whacko Jacko is an abomination borne of sin and human folly. I am greatly relieved that this plastic freak got his ticket on the Hell train punched almost ten years ago.


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Truly disgusting, Sister Isabella. While it's harder to decide which is the more hideous, I have to go with the one on the right. Negroes may be cursed to be monstrously ugly, but God is the one who made them that way. The deviant visage of late-stage Whacko Jacko is an abomination borne of sin and human folly. I am greatly relieved that this plastic freak got his ticket on the Hell train punched almost ten years ago.
Yes, it's all horribly outrageous and insulting to the Creator, God in Heaven above. Someone once asked me why he made such unattractive creatures, and my only reply was that the person could ask that of God when he stood before Him on Judgement Day to be told his home in Hell is ready and waiting for him. So, I really have no idea why the Lord would create such odd-looking creatures, but I am sure that He has His reasons, and He's got the whole world in His Hands. But you're right about what an abomination these people are. Heavens above, and don't they all look the same, just as we see with the two in the photo below? I can't tell one from the other, but I know that this shows our Creator has a sense of humor. And perhaps it's because of that that some of them go through that skin bleaching process, which is something that would be of great benefit to those in the photo. A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Lukes. Sincerely, Isabella W.



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I thought the British royal family was all about keeping their bloodline pure and marrying their cousins ...
That is just what the Liberal media wants you to think. The current queen is a direct descendant of George III (the mad one) and his wife Queen Charlotte, some sort of foreigner who was what was then called a mulatto. So the bloodline has been dubious since 1761.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-13-2019, 01:48 PM

So, hands up anyone who even knew Doris Day was still alive. Well, she was yesterday: today, not so much. Yep, the Deadwood Stage is burning in the Lake of Fire.

Oh well, Que Será, Será.


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So, hands up anyone who even knew Doris Day was still alive. Well, she was yesterday: today, not so much. Yep, the Deadwood Stage is burning in the Lake of Fire.

Oh well, Que Será, Será.
Dear Sister Joanna: Well, that's what she gets for glorifying ywood and making movies with that homersexualistic Rock Hudson! Whatever will be, will be. Hope you're enjoying your sentimental journey through the fires of , Doris! Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-13-2019, 02:50 PM

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So, hands up anyone who even knew Doris Day was still alive. Well, she was yesterday: today, not so much. Yep, the Deadwood Stage is burning in the Lake of Fire.

Oh well, Que Será, Será.
Yes, who knew??? Could have fooled me. I only hope that dirty wench Olivia de Havilland follows her soon after now.
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Jesus Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-13-2019, 04:23 PM

As much as Doris was beloved, I don't recall that she ever gave her heart to Jesus nor tithed to Landover. The news story here doesn't give the cause of her demise.


I can't help but speculate whether it was the aids she caught from Rock Hudson back in the day when he was pretending to like women while all the time he was participating in homer activities. I just can't understand why men have to pretend to be something they aren't. Disgusting!


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-13-2019, 04:26 PM

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As much as Doris was beloved, I don't recall that she ever gave her heart to Jesus nor tithed to Landover.
I think she was one of those "Christian" Scientist weirdos, Brother Larry.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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I think she was one of those "Christian" Scientist weirdos, Brother Larry.

Isn't that the cult started by Mary Tyler Baker or Nelson Eddy? Sorcery if you ask me. There's a CS Reading Room not far from me and I have often sneered at the people inside as I walk by to show that I am a Child of God, saved by the Blood, and FAR above their status in this earth as well as Heaven.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-16-2019, 11:01 PM

Some chinaman - I.M. Pee is dead. He built a lot of neo-liberal faux-fancy buildings, none of them intended for use of praise for God. He's just designed his own exclusive getaway retreat to Hell, with a lagoon of fire just for him! He won't look so at-peace and satisfied when Satan's minions are raping away his yellow hiney!

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Sinner Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 05-16-2019, 11:14 PM

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Some chinaman - I.M. Pee is dead. He built a lot of neo-liberal faux-fancy buildings, none of them intended for use of praise for God. He's just designed his own exclusive getaway retreat to Hell, with a lagoon of fire just for him! He won't look so at-peace and satisfied when Satan's minions are raping away his yellow hiney!
Praise God! Dolli, are you sure he's really a chink and not just some old white man playing a goofy prank with these:




Either way, he is responsible for building the anti-Christian glass pyramid at the Louvre, France's largest warehouse of pornography and Satanic memorabilia.



Such an outrage that this Godmocking cretin survived all the way to the age of 102 when the DECENT architect Der Scutt, responsible for the masterpiece that is Trump Tower, only made it to 75. Well, no matter. I.M. Gei's ill-gotten century on this earth was very brief indeed compared to the eternity that awaits him in the lake of fire.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Praise God! He is responsible for building the anti-Christian glass pyramid at the Louvre, France's largest warehouse of pornography and Satanic memorabilia.
Yes, thank Mr. Pee is burning in , right where he belongs. And praise for sending him there before Pee-chink had a chance to get the contract for the re-construction of that Cathyolick house of Mary idolatry in Paris!



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