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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 11-03-2016, 01:34 AM

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What are its differences, dear, and how do you measure and quantify those differences?
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 11-03-2016, 01:47 AM

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Trump Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 12-22-2016, 10:12 PM

PRAISE THE LORD

Such a shame to what happened to that poor soul
I blame the librarian media for this game.


They pushed it down everyones throat and now they reap the harvest of what their satanic () plans are doing.


I saw a young kid playing the poke ball game and he looked possessed.


Poor susceptible souls indeed.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 12-22-2016, 10:31 PM

I don't think that because he isn't some Chinese historian you should disregard everything he has said. He mad a couple of small mistakes in that department, but everything else is correct...
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 12-22-2016, 10:55 PM

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I don't think that because he isn't some Chinese historian you should disregard everything he has said. He mad a couple of small mistakes in that department, but everything else is correct...
Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! Say, if you would quote the person to whom you are replying, you won't sound nearly so much like the homeless man who hangs around Starbucks mumbling to his coat buttons.




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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-13-2017, 10:53 PM

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Hello dear, and welcome to our friendly forums! Say, if you would quote the person to whom you are replying, you won't sound nearly so much like the homeless man who hangs around Starbucks mumbling to his coat buttons.


You call yourself a christian, yet you attack someone for not quoting a poster, Yes it is confusing, but maybe if your stupid website wasn't so hard to navigate, it would be easier for those to quote.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-13-2017, 11:55 PM

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...it is confusing, but maybe if your stupid website wasn't so hard to navigate...
Yeah, how dare they hide the "Quote" button (that even informatively pops up "Reply with Quote" when you hover over it) in plain sight at the bottom of every post?

I mean, expecting their visitors to be capable of actually moving their eyeline over a few inches, and seeing what's there? Where do they get off? The gall.

Oh, and while I've got your attention, they've got an "Introduction Forum" here. Bastards deceptively call it (get this) the "Introduction Forum". Yeah, like just anyone would know what do in an "Introduction Forum", huh?



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Sinner Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-14-2017, 12:05 AM

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Yeah, how dare they hide the "Quote" button (that even informatively pops up "Reply with Quote" when you hover over it) in plain sight at the bottom of every post?
Not exactly plain sight when its so tiny is it?
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-14-2017, 12:22 AM

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Not exactly plain sight when its so tiny is it?

I'm very sorry you are having problems. Perhaps the children's section would be more suitable for you. All the buttons and instructions are in large, easy to understand print. And there are pictures of bunnies.


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-14-2017, 04:03 AM

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Not exactly plain sight when its so tiny is it?

I think you need to tone it down a bit. There are women reading this who really don't want to hear about the size of your tiny member.


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Lightbulb Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-14-2017, 04:22 AM

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I think you need to tone it down a bit. There are women reading this who really don't want to hear about the size of your tiny member.

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Mr. Lord is bragging about his sexual orientation. You could have seen this easily by examining the Bible and the latest developments in the field of Creation Science. It is extremely well know in both Creation Science and by secular observations that sodomite penises (sorry for the profanity) are much bigger than normal, persecuted and oppressed heterosexual penises.
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On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differences are discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence that variations in prenatal hormonal levels (or other biological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures) affect sexual orientation development.
This must be God's Way of showing
  1. ...the women that begetting is about procreation, not neurological pleasure (Genesis 1:22).
  2. ...the men some mercy (Jonah 4:2), as the act of begetting is at best repulsive and at worst most repulsive.
The Biblical narrative of old Egypt proves this point, as well. The tinier the better to avoid whoredoms!

Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

The ugly fact that any discussion about this vile invention (Pokémon Go) eventually leads to the discussion of body parts that should stay hidden is yet another proof of the harmful nature of this Beastly "game".

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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-14-2017, 02:23 PM

I can't believe people are still playing this game.


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-21-2017, 07:07 PM

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I can't believe people are still playing this game.


It's Wildly Popular so of course people are gonna Play it. Same with overwatch
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It's Wildly Popular so of course people are gonna Play it. Same with overwatch
Do you know what else is wildly popular? Jesus! He's the Biggest Hero of them all! Superman may be able to see through walls, but Jesus can walk through them! Hallelujah! And He can see through billions of light years of space, from His Holy Throne in Heaven, to under the covers in your bedroom at night. He knows what you do there, and He doesn't approve, and there won't be any Xbox or Wii games in Hell, dear. So my suggestion is that you stop worrying about what's popular in the internet, and worry about where you'll go after you DIE.


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-25-2017, 10:53 PM

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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 03-26-2017, 05:40 AM

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“Euen so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things: behold, how great a matter a litle fire kindleth.”


Oh dear Dotty, try reading a Bible some time. You might learn something.


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 05-14-2017, 11:39 PM

Before I say anything I want to say this should not be taken into negative contexts, exaggerated to be an adynaton. I am only pointing out my perspective.

First off, Pocket Monster. That's not meant to be a sexual euphemism as you decided to take it. I'm not sure if you know the concept of the usual Pokemon, but Pokemon is about capturing creatures, and having them fight for you. And before you jump on the "animal captivity and cockfights" bandwagon, these creatures have the ability to resist you. They have to ability to not do what you want them to do. They are fighting from their own volition, whether caught or wild. The reason it's called Pocket Monsters is because these creatures can be stored in small capsules called pokeballs, which can be stored in your pocket. Hence the name.

As for the google search; it's the internet. This is the kind of this the internet does. It's not the fault of the creators of pokemon, it's the fault of the people on the internet. It's what roughly 1-3% of the internet does. And half the time it's for the sake of a joke, like the two pictures the post entails.

The anagram. Ah, the anagram. You are going from Japanese to English, firstly. You can literally do this with anything. For example..

Kami wa idaidaIwa did Akamia

"Iwa and Akamia are obviously names only japanese women would get, meaning that saying Kami wa idaida is promoting lesbians!"

You see, you're taking something relatively innocent and changing it to make it corrupted. In actuality, Kami wa idaida means "God is great". Excuse me if that offended you, that wasn't the purpose of that.

The point of Pokemon GO was to mix the games that a lot of people liked with physical activity. A lot of people liked pokemon, but video games are often stereotyped with lazy people and introverts. So, a lot of games are taking an approach in which they make you leave your house so you can go out, take a nice walk, maybe talk to a few people along the way.

People who end up getting in accidents. This isn't the fault of the creators of the game. The game itself does not "possess you" (because that would literally mean around a quarter of the U.S. citizens are currently possess, this game is that popular). People who end up walking out in the middle of the street, not paying attention, aren't being possessed; they simply aren't taking in their surroundings, like someone who doesn't look both ways before crossing the street.

Poking balls. I'm pretty sure you mean Pokeballs, like I said earlier. Again, it's not a sexual euphemism. Pokeballs (there's supposed to be an accent above the e, so it'd be pronounced "Po-kee", not "poke") are designed to be ball-shaped capsules to catch pokemon.

User Penetration is a marketing term. A lot of people in the marketing industry use it. For a proper definition, check here: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/...enetration.asp

The Pokemon Go Plus wristband.. Some people prefer something more versatile. Some people would prefer something they wouldn't have to carry, and thus, to increase sales (like most big industries do), they allowed people who don't want to have a clunky phone the ability to play with a wristband.

Hope this helps clear things up,
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 05-15-2017, 12:49 AM

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No, it does not. It only bewilders me all the more how a person could care so much about such silly things when the world is pretty much going to you-know-where.


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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? Yes, it is! - 05-19-2017, 08:26 AM

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I want to say this should not be taken into negative contexts, exaggerated to be an adynaton. I am only pointing out my perspective. First off, Pocket Monster. That's not meant to be a sexual euphemism as you decided to take it. I'm not sure if you know the concept of the usual Pokemon, but Pokemon is about capturing creatures, and having them fight for you. And before you jump on the "animal captivity and cockfights" bandwagon, these creatures have the ability to resist you. They have to ability to not do what you want them to do. They are fighting from their own volition, whether caught or wild. The reason it's called Pocket Monsters is because these creatures can be stored in small capsules called pokeballs, which can be stored in your pocket. Hence the name. As for the google search; it's the internet. This is the kind of this the internet does. It's not the fault of the creators of pokemon, it's the fault of the people on the internet. It's what roughly 1-3% of the internet does. And half the time it's for the sake of a joke, like the two pictures the post entails. The anagram. Ah, the anagram. You are going from Japanese to English, firstly. You can literally do this with anything. For example.. Kami wa idaidaIwa did Akamia "Iwa and Akamia are obviously names only japanese women would get, meaning that saying Kami wa idaida is promoting lesbians!" You see, you're taking something relatively innocent and changing it to make it corrupted. In actuality, Kami wa idaida means "God is great". Excuse me if that offended you, that wasn't the purpose of that. The point of Pokemon GO was to mix the games that a lot of people liked with physical activity. A lot of people liked pokemon, but video games are often stereotyped with lazy people and introverts. So, a lot of games are taking an approach in which they make you leave your house so you can go out, take a nice walk, maybe talk to a few people along the way. People who end up getting in accidents. This isn't the fault of the creators of the game.
The game itself does not "possess you" (because that would literally mean around a quarter of the U.S. citizens are currently possess, this game is that popular). People who end up walking out in the middle of the street, not paying attention, aren't being possessed; they simply aren't taking in their surroundings,
like someone who doesn't look both ways before crossing the street. Poking balls. I'm pretty sure you mean Pokeballs, like I said earlier. Again, it's not a sexual euphemism. Pokeballs (there's supposed to be an accent above the e, so it'd be pronounced "Po-kee", not "poke") are designed to be ball-shaped capsules to catch pokemon. User Penetration is a marketing term. A lot of people in the marketing industry use it. For a proper definition, check here: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/market-penetration.asp The Pokemon Go Plus wristband.. Some people prefer something more versatile. Some people would prefer something they wouldn't have to carry, and thus, to increase sales (like most big industries do), they allowed people who don't want to have a clunky phone the ability to play with a wristband. Hope this helps clear things up, Sincerely, The Explainer
Everyone who rejects Jesus is under demonic influence. That means ignoring reality and basing decisions on fantasies and deception. This characteristic of demoniacs is what causes not paying attention, walking up middles of roads, getting run over, falling off cliffs. Satan doesn't care how he gets you to his domain just so long as you get there. Devils are around everywhere working to that end. And what evidence is there to support this? Just look around, talk to people, ask them. What do they think about Jesus? What evidence do they have for their opinion? And when they answer, other than Christians, you will have your proof of demons in them: they do reject Jesus. They reject His teachings, they reject His reason to be and they reject His plan for Salvation. They think they know better than Jesus but they don't. Most of the time they don't even know what He said. So yes, the majority of the populations of all countries are controlled by demons.


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Woe to them that devise iniquity, and work evil upon their beds!
1b When the morning is light, they practise it, because it is in the power of their hand.
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Default Re: Is "Pokémon Go" the Mark of the Beast? NO IT piffleING AIN'T - 06-09-2017, 01:49 PM

My son used to play that game. I forbid him from playing the game because he hardly slept and he became unsociable.
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