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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-19-2010, 08:27 PM

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What are you doing on a Christian forum then?

We are aware of the fact that atheists are in most cases pedophiles so it doesn't really surprise us that they see some sort of a connection between a cuddly teddy bear and their lust for children. They'll all burn in hell as far as I know...
Matthew 18:6: But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
I don't know, I got on this forum one way or another, but I just felt like pointing out that this whole discussion is kinda pointless.
You see it as a cute teddy bear, which it actually is, and others see it as this 'pedobear'. And I agree, to hell with pedophiles >_>
(also, I'm an atheist but not a pedophile )
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-19-2010, 08:34 PM

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I'm an atheist but not a pedophile
I don't know why you would brag about that. A pedophile can be forgiven; an atheist can't.

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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-19-2010, 08:45 PM

Guys, the bear can be a pedophile AND a cuddly toy you know. As it says in the bible

Gregory 17:21: And Lo and Beholdeth, the the evil, brainwashed republican so-called "True" Christians who should be incarcerated away from society sat down next to the normal, successful liberal moral atheist and cuddled with Levi Jones' daughter. And it was good. CREAMED
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-19-2010, 08:48 PM

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Guys, the bear can be a pedophile AND a cuddly toy you know. As it says in the bible

Gregory 17:21: And Lo and Beholdeth, the the evil, brainwashed republican so-called "True" Christians who should be incarcerated away from society sat down next to the normal, successful liberal moral atheist and cuddled with Levi Jones' daughter. And it was good. CREAMED
Father Terence, your secular Godmockery is making some of the women uncomfortable.


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-19-2010, 09:01 PM

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Father Terence, your secular Godmockery is making some of the women uncomfortable.
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Well it's a good job i'm Homersexual then, isn't it?
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 12:49 AM

Are you sure your children should be playing with bears? I mean, I know it's a harmless, happy, soft bear but that image goes against Biblical teachings that bears are fierce avengers who punish naughty, unsaved children.


And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria. (2 Kings 2:23-25)
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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 01:28 AM

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Are you sure your children should be playing with bears? I mean, I know it's a harmless, happy, soft bear but that image goes against Biblical teachings that bears are fierce avengers who punish naughty, unsaved children.
It's a good thing our children aren't unsaved.

Don't worry Brother, it's just a cute and cuddly teddy bear and in no way comparable to a real one. My daughters played with teddy bears when they were younger and I can assure you they turned out as fine True Christian™ ladies.


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 01:41 AM

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Are you sure your children should be playing with bears? I mean, I know it's a harmless, happy, soft bear but that image goes against Biblical teachings that bears are fierce avengers who punish naughty, unsaved children.


And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria. (2 Kings 2:23-25)
Quite right, brother and welcome back. We do use those bears as a teaching tool when we play Elisha.


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 02:07 AM

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Are you sure your children should be playing with bears? I mean, I know it's a harmless, happy, soft bear but that image goes against Biblical teachings that bears are fierce avengers who punish naughty, unsaved children.


And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria. (2 Kings 2:23-25)
The difference is that True Christian™ children would not be engaged in such mockery to begin with and also, the Pediabear is not a she-bear anyway.


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 12:08 PM

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I don't know why you would brag about that. A pedophile can be forgiven; an atheist can't.

Mark 16:16 (King James Version 1611)

"He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
As I asked, let's not make this a discussion between atheist and catholic people. I myself believe a pedophile can't be forgiven, and an atheist can (he can after all still become a christian)!
I just wanted to let you know that this bear is a good toy for children and that this whole discussion doesn't make any sense!
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I myself believe a pedophile can't be forgiven
Do you have scripture to back this up or did you make this up yourself?

This is the only unforgivable sin that I am aware of: Mark 3:29 "But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation."


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 02:04 PM

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Do you have scripture to back this up or did you make this up yourself?

This is the only unforgivable sin that I am aware of: Mark 3:29 "But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation."
So you're saying it's unforgivable to be unforgivable? Pretty contradicting if you ask me.
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So you're saying it's unforgivable to be unforgivable? Pretty contradicting if you ask me.
No! The Holy Bible is perfect and therefore completely free of contradictions. The total perfection of the Holy Bible is the absolute indisputable proof of His existence.

Are you incapable of reading, using your mind or both?

Mark 3:29 "But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation."

So it is saying bad things about the Holy Ghost (e.g. cursing) that is unforgivable.


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So you're saying it's unforgivable to be unforgivable? Pretty contradicting if you ask me.
Also, don't use passages from that book to prove something to me; doesn't work.
As long as an atheist is an atheist he is not forgiven. He can come to the Lord, like a pedophile, and be forgiven. Forgive me if I misspoke.

Of course it's unforgivable to be unforgivable. Are you retarded? That's what unforgivable means -unforgivable. You have essentially said, "if it is a cat, then it is not a cat". That, I'm afraid, is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. Have you had a lobotomy?


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Lightbulb Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 06:55 PM

*sighs*
What I'm trying to say is: That Cranky Old Man over there *points* said "This is the only unforgivable sin that I am aware of: blah blah blah"
But then you say it's also unforgivable to be unforgivable.... That already makes 2 things, doesn't it?

And btw, I really feel sad now that you guys can't forgive me about me atheism..... The fun thing is, 90% of all people would


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*sighs*
What I'm trying to say is: That Cranky Old Man over there *points* said "This is the only unforgivable sin that I am aware of: blah blah blah"
But then you say it's also unforgivable to be unforgivable.... That already makes 2 things, doesn't it?

And btw, I really feel sad now that you guys can't forgive me about me atheism..... The fun thing is, 90% of all people would
We cant unforgive you if you are beyond forgiveness unless of course God forgives you then you will not need us to be unforgivable. Now if you blasphemed you can not be forgiven, just killed
Leviticus 24:13-16

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.And thou shalt speak unto the children of Israel, saying, Whosoever curseth his God shall bear his sin.And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the Lord, shall be put to death.



I hope that clears it up.
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And btw, I really feel sad now that you guys can't forgive me about me atheism..... The fun thing is, 90% of all people would
94.6% of statistics quoted over the internet were made up on the spot. Is it fun to make things up? God hates liars.


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Default Re: A friend of mine got my daughter the cutest stuffed animal. - 06-20-2010, 08:38 PM

I'm not talking bout statistics. I'm talking about real-life experience (if you know what that is).

Also I already said it before: stop quoting things from that puny book. I don't care. It was writen a long time ago and has nothing to do with society today. And you know, a lot of people I know have openly cursed god, or 'blasphemied', and guess what? They're all still alive


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