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Re: My Repentance and Recovery -
10-17-2018, 01:34 AM
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Most people don't achieve that in a month of dedicated reading but you did so in addition to all your posting, caring for your little nigglets, and looking for real estate in Freehold! That's pretty amazing! Can you fly like the wind, too?
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Are you suggesting, Sister Mary, that this Shenanigans person is a witch?!?
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Re: My Repentance and Recovery -
10-17-2018, 01:41 AM
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Are you suggesting, Sister Mary, that this Shenanigans person is a witch?!?
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Oh goodness! It never occurred to me!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: My Repentance and Recovery -
10-17-2018, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Wow! Most people don't achieve that in a month of dedicated reading but you did so in addition to all your posting, caring for your little nigglets, and looking for real estate in Freehold! That's pretty amazing! Can you fly like the wind, too?
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If I pray I can do anything if it is with Gods will.
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Re: My Repentance and Recovery -
10-17-2018, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheniqua Brown
If I pray I can do anything if it is with Gods will.
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Dear, dear, dear, don't you know? You will pray in vain if you do not repent first! God doesn't listen to sinners:
John 9:31 Now we know that God heareth not sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 09:59 AM
Greetings Sheniqua. How long did you say you've been single?
And why did your husband leave you? Were you not serving him a nice slice of pie now and then?
Say, maybe you could answer a question I've always had. Do Negro men still steal pies when when they have somebody at home baking pies for them?
I figure some things are so instinctual, a body might do them even when it's not necessary.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Greetings Sheniqua. How long did you say you've been single?
And why did your husband leave you? Were you not serving him a nice slice of pie now and then?
Say, maybe you could answer a question I've always had. Do Negro men still steal pies when when they have somebody at home baking pies for them?
I figure some things are so instinctual, a body might do them even when it's not necessary.
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I have been single for 10 years. When I had my first nigglet my husband left me. Dont serve him a nice slice of pie because he is still a negro. He steals lots of pies now that I dont make him any. He has come back to grab a melon pie, what a no smart negro. It would seem not possible to make him repent, but who knows, maybe he could join the next session of the Ex-Negro program, if they will even have another one.
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Praying for 5 Hours For GOD!! -
10-17-2018, 01:47 PM
Last night I prayed to God for 5 hours, and I do believe that I have received repentance from God. I felt him touch me, he touched me right in my heart, and it was if I could hear him say for me to finish the bible. Over the next weeks I plan to read the other half of Gods holy book. I do believe that I have started my repentance, and I will soon be liberated from my nigra status. I hope that I can soon be a Ex-Negro/Ex-Nigra, and ask for help from any of you to show me what it is to be Ex-Nigra or Negro.
Thank you, Sheniqua Brown
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 03:46 PM
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spoke to my nigglets
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Originally Posted by Sheniqua Brown
I have been single for 10 years. When I had my first nigglet my husband left me.
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Given that you acknowledge to have more than one, where the later ones came from?
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 04:19 PM
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Given that you acknowledge to have more than one, where the later ones came from?
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The other nigglets came from him as well. I have a pair of nigglet twins. While I was sleeping, he stole a pie and raped me. But that was before God touched me. And before I came to Christ.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheniqua Brown
The other nigglets came from him as well. I have a pair of nigglet twins. While I was sleeping, he stole a pie and raped me. But that was before God touched me. And before I came to Christ.
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Dear, you cannot claim that your husband abandoned you when you had the first one - the even you describe here clearly shows that he was still performing his marital duties after you had the first one.
Also, please do not claim that he "raped" you - since you were and possibly still are legally married to him, you are his property and he has the right to perform his marital duties whether you are in the mood or not.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 04:27 PM
I'm just wondering how long this one will keep her signature referencing false Christians (of which she has admitted to being), and letting a husband rule against his wife.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Dear, you cannot claim that your husband abandoned you when you had the first one - the even you describe here clearly shows that he was still performing his marital duties after you had the first one.
Also, please do not claim that he "raped" you - since you were and possibly still are legally married to him, you are his property and he has the right to perform his marital duties whether you are in the mood or not.
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We were divorced, and I wouldnt let a negro inside me. Only Jesus.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 06:10 PM
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We were divorced, and I wouldnt let a negro inside me. Only Jesus.
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That's not very Christian of you. You lead your ex-husband to stumble and sin when you should be providing him the legal respite of your haunted old cooter (Romans 14:13; 1 Corinthians 7:2). Then you could let him rule against you the way you advise other wives (???).
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 06:44 PM
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We were divorced, and I wouldnt let a negro inside me.
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Dear, were you blind when you married him, then? Or maybe it was so dark that you couldn't see the face of the man you were marrying?
Also, did you divorce him before and after he "raped" (using your own term) you? The answer to this question has important ramifications:
1) If he raped you after you divorced, that means you should marry him again, and stay married until the day you die:
Deuteronomy 22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty [shekels] of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
2) If he raped you before you were divorced, then it was not rape but just normal marital relations. Nothing to brag about.
One more question, dear - why did your husband divorce you? Were you unfaithful? Did you gain weight after the birth of your first child? Were you acting too uppity and talking too much? Personally, I'd bet on the last one.
I just hope you are not trying to offend God by breaking His Law and leaving your husband. Here are some more verses which are applicable to your situation:
1 Corinthians 7:13-15
13 And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him.
14 For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy.
15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace.
For your sake, I hope it was his decision to divorce you, and not the other way around. Maybe you can still reconcile? Otherwise, you can never marry again:
1 Corinthians 7:10-11
10 And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband:
11 But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried, or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 07:45 PM
An extremely thorough exposition, Sister Basilissa. My husband has read it and asks me to congratulate you.
By the way, I asked my dear Matthew under what circumstances he would divorce me and, having looked at the grounds you cited:
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Were you unfaithful? Did you gain weight after the birth of your first child? Were you acting too uppity and talking too much?
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he just laughed and said "As if!" He did add that if it ever came to divorce, he'd immediately invoke Deuteronomy 22:29. I am truly blessed in my father's choice of husband for me.
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Re: Praying for 5 Hours For GOD!! -
10-17-2018, 07:51 PM
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L I hope that I can soon be a Ex-Negro/Ex-Nigra, and ask for help from any of you to show me what it is to be Ex-Nigra or Negro.
Thank you, Sheniqua Brown
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I'm confused. Which one are you?
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Re: Praying for 5 Hours For GOD!! -
10-17-2018, 08:10 PM
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I'm confused. Which one are you?
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Thank you for mentioning this, Brother, so that we didn't have to. It's a bit like that Rachel Dolezal woman who wasn't sure what color she was, isn't it?
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 08:21 PM
I'd never get divorced, it is despicable. A marriage is a solemn bond between a man and God. Once a man owns his wife, she must stay in her place at the home.
I have been unfortunate to of lost three wives, even though in each case, I looked for over a year to locate each one. It broke my heart and as I told many people, I'd really rather not talk about it.
Why this Brown person thinks she can abandon her husband astounds me.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I am so exited to see that there is this forum for god!! -
10-17-2018, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Dear, you cannot claim that your husband abandoned you when you had the first one - the even you describe here clearly shows that he was still performing his marital duties after you had the first one.
Also, please do not claim that he "raped" you - since you were and possibly still are legally married to him, you are his property and he has the right to perform his marital duties whether you are in the mood or not.
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I have never understood how anyone could claim rape when the two are married. I have always been available for my husband's carnal needs, except of course during times of menstruation and following childbirth, and he has never had to resort to taking me by force. I also wonder about the niglets - are you sure they all have the same father? Every Negra woman I've known has had several children and very rarely have they all had the same father.
Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
1 Corinthians 11:13
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Re: Praying for 5 Hours For GOD!! -
10-19-2018, 01:54 PM
You guys are great, maybe god is real.
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