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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,174
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Urgent Trip to Jamestown, ND -
02-01-2022, 01:37 AM
This is a notice to Freehold citizens I will be gone from the office briefly. I'm on call 24/7 for Mayors that are accused of wrong doing. So often enemies of Godly order and peace go after Mayors. They deserve the best defense available.
My friend, Mayor Duaine, called to say a drunk trans had accosted him in a bar. When he tried to retreat from the loud trans he/she claimed the Mayor had committed an assault. This illustrates how low the enemies of we who serve so selflessly will go.
As soon as I get these baseless charges dismissed and out of the press so Duaine can resume his campaign for reelection I'll be back in Freehold.
Jamestown mayor says sexual assault claim is false - Jamestown Sun | News, weather, sports from Jamestown North Dakota (inforum.com)
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Urgent Trip to Jamestown, ND -
02-02-2022, 07:01 PM
Those people will stop at nothing until they've killed marriage and the Natural Order for everyone. Why they hate Jesus and America I'll never understand. May the LORD keep you safe up there, Mr. Mayor. Social distancing is your friend: Stay six feet away from tall women, they have very long arms for grabbing.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Innkeeper for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Dec 2018
Location: Not hacked by Mossad
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Re: Urgent Trip to Jamestown, ND -
02-04-2022, 04:41 AM
Happy to report that Mayor Hold has checked into the Blood of Christ Motel for the night. He should be returning to Freehold sometime tomorrow. It's always wonderful to have a True Christian™ lodge here, but he didn't have much energy to chat. He was dead tired, didn't even want a shoeshine! The tales of his exploits up north must be quite fascinating.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Posts: 2,207
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
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Re: Urgent Trip to Jamestown, ND -
02-04-2022, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Happy to report that Mayor Hold has checked into the Blood of Christ Motel for the night. He should be returning to Freehold sometime tomorrow. It's always wonderful to have a True Christian™ lodge here, but he didn't have much energy to chat. He was dead tired, didn't even want a shoeshine! The tales of his exploits up north must be quite fascinating.
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Long days, hard work. I am sure you will get a nice breakfast ready for the mayor:
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,174
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Urgent Trip to Jamestown, ND -
02-04-2022, 01:01 PM
The accommodations were excellent as usual. I'm back in Freehold after a cold but successful mission.
This bi, trans and homer thing creates such problems for Mayors. If a drunk accosts a Mayor in a bar, such as the incident in Jamestown, ND, and the Mayor cannot determine if the person is man or woman the Mayor needs find the answer. What steps Mayor Duane took to determine this was unclear. Whatever he did was within his rights.
Mayor Duane needs to be reelected to keep bringing the message of white Christian superiority to his citizens.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Urgent Trip to Jamestown, ND -
02-04-2022, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
This bi, trans and homer thing creates such problems for Mayors.
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I fear mayors are merely the canaries in the coal mines. Without a loving, biblical patriarchy that has the courage to suppress this demonic wave, society devolves into matriarchy which leaves men effete and irresponsible, women pretentious and adrift, and children disoriented and prone to homosexuality. Sadly and sinfully, we experience this more and more today in areas where JESUS is not Lord.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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True Christian™
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Posts: 9,361
Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: Urgent Trip to Jamestown, ND -
02-09-2022, 04:02 AM
It's sad to say that there has been increasing violence with the trans. Word of advice - don't tell them you don't want to date them.
Perhaps all Mayors should start wearing body cams.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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