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Default Hello! - 06-29-2022, 01:20 PM

Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
I hope People are friendly here and thank you
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Default Re: Hello! - 06-29-2022, 02:16 PM

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Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
I hope People are friendly here and thank you
Hello gider,

The introduction forum says in it´s subtitle: ¨Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.¨

I know the people here like it if you do that. Welcome anyway!


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: Hello! - 06-29-2022, 04:03 PM

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Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
I hope People are friendly here and thank you

I'm interested to know what rule governs your use of capital letters. Is it like "blaaaa anywhere will do!"?


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Default Re: Hello! - 06-29-2022, 05:11 PM

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Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
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Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Church™! I'm so happy to hear that you gave up your Godless ways and have been saved!

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We do not hate you for being black. At the Landover Baptist Church, we are 112% against racism. God has a plan for all races, and, provided you have accepted His plan for the negroes, we welcome you to fellowship with us. Not in person, of course, but you know what I mean. So, what kind of servant are you?

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You are here LEGALLY, aren't you? Jesus loves everyone, but He gets quite miffed when people emigrate to the United States illegally. If Jesus had wanted illegal immigrants to be in the US, they would have been born here.


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Default Re: Hello! - 06-29-2022, 07:05 PM

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You are here LEGALLY, aren't you? Jesus loves everyone, but He gets quite miffed when people emigrate to the United States illegally. If Jesus had wanted illegal immigrants to be in the US, they would have been born here.
Brother Dnow is right. Let's take a look at Deuteronomy 27 and see what applies to the case of the illegal immigrant:

15 Cursed be the man that maketh any graven or molten image, an abomination unto the Lord, the work of the hands of the craftsman, and putteth it in a secret place. And all the people shall answer and say, Amen.
16 Cursed be he that setteth light by his father or his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.
17 Cursed be he that removeth his neighbour's landmark. And all the people shall say, Amen.
18 Cursed be he that maketh the blind to wander out of the way. And all the people shall say, Amen.
19 Cursed be he that perverteth the judgment of the stranger, fatherless, and widow. And all the people shall say, Amen.
20 Cursed be he that lieth with his father's wife; because he uncovereth his father's skirt. And all the people shall say, Amen.
21 Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.
22 Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.
23 Cursed be he that lieth with his mother in law. And all the people shall say, Amen.
24 Cursed be he that smiteth his neighbour secretly. And all the people shall say, Amen.
25 Cursed be he that taketh reward to slay an innocent person. And all the people shall say, Amen.
26 Cursed be he that confirmeth not all the words of this law to do them. And all the people shall say, Amen.

Disrespecting a someone's landmark (border) and pervertingeth someone's judgement (lying), and the punishment is that you will be cursed. Amen.


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Default Re: Hello! - 06-29-2022, 09:13 PM

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Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
I hope People are friendly here and thank you
Your capitalization and punctuation could use some work, but not a single misspelling. It's always a pleasure to meet a Black who's articulate. If what you say is true, that you managed to find Jesus and walk in His light despite the notable handicaps of being born a Negro in a heavily-Muslim shithole country, then we're glad to have you fellowship with us.


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Default Re: Hello! - 06-30-2022, 12:20 AM

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Hello I'm a proud baptist Christian
Actually I was an Atheist before But I was Looking for the right way and I found This calling me, Now I left atheism And I'm happy to be a baptist and I live in the us

Some of you might hate me Because I'm black, Actually My family Is Nigerian but we moved to the US
I hope People are friendly here and thank you
Hello, welcome to the forum. I take it you were an atheist in Africa. Did you leave that false religion while still there or after you left? I know many Nigerians travel via one of the Mexican states (or several) which seems rather circuitous to me. If I want to visit Iceland for instance, I don't start off by going to France. I get a flight to Reykjavik – there are a lot of atheists there! But I'm getting off the point; along that route there'd be a lot of Roman catholics promoting their own heresy. How you escaped atheism and became a Baptist would be particularly interesting.

All the best,

Mitza.
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