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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 11:30 AM
Welcome young lady. I hope the Pastor is able to find a man who would be willing to marry you. Have you wide hips?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 06:40 PM
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Hey, I'm Amelia. I'm from Australia and I'm 21. I attend Influencers Church and my favourite verse is the all time famous John 3:16! Looking forward to meeting you all, so please don't be shy, and say hi
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And, hello to you, dear Miss Amelia! To you, I do extend a most gracious We are always so pleased to see a newcomer find her way through the murky interwebs, to reach .
I see that you are from far-flung, ungodly Australia. You must be breathing a sigh of relief to find the people of , here at . I can well imagine how challenging it has been for you, living in such a wild land, where it is not uncommon for people to walk the streets dressed like this:
But, no worries, Dear. You are here now, and that is all that matters. I am sure that you will find much to enrich yourself, as you study the wondrous with us. I must note that we do not follow any of those other watered-down versions, and that we follow the from cover to cover, stressing the importance of ALL of the Holy Scripture that the dear has left for us to follow.
II Timothy 3:16 " All scripture is given by inspiration of , and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"
May the good bless you, Dear, as you seek — here, at .
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 08:10 PM
Guten Tag, Freunde. Many of us love your country but can't speak a lick of German. Please don't feel threatened! It's just how they are, nothing personal.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 08:31 PM
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Welcome young lady. I hope the Pastor is able to find a man who would be willing to marry you.
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Greetings good sir I'm not exactly in the market atm. Got a few things I need to sort out first.
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And, hello to you, dear Miss Amelia! To you, I do extend a most gracious We are always so pleased to see a newcomer find her way through the murky interwebs, to reach .
I see that you are from far-flung, ungodly Australia. You must be breathing a sigh of relief to find the people of , here at . I can well imagine how challenging it has been for you, living in such a wild land, where it is not uncommon for people to walk the streets dressed like this:
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Thanks for the welcome. I live just outside the city so I think I miss most of that stuff, thankfully.
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Guten Tag, Freunde. Many of us love your country but can't speak a lick of German. Please don't feel threatened! It's just how they are, nothing personal.
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Guten Tag!
I seriously do not know another word of another language other than English. Had to Google that those two The number of people who speak German here is actually quite small.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 08:44 PM
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Greetings good sir I'm not exactly in the market atm.
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That statement makes little sense. One visits the ATM before one heads to the market in order to have cash for the purpose of buying things at the market. One does not actually buy an ATM.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 09:02 PM
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That statement makes little sense. One visits the ATM before one heads to the market in order to have cash for the purpose of buying things at the market. One does not actually buy an ATM.
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"atm" is an acronym for "at the moment". What I meant was that I'm not looking for a partner at this time.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 10:30 PM
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"atm" is an acronym
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Are you sure? I try to keep up with slang but I've never heard of it. BRB (that's "Be Right Back")...
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
06-30-2022, 11:29 PM
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Are you sure? I try to keep up with slang but I've never heard of it. BRB (that's "Be Right Back")...
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Yeah, pretty sure.
I take it that warning is due to all the many evil imagery that exists in the collapsing world around us. Just waiting to infest and destroy our minds.....
I do however have a question for you all: What's your favourite book of the Bible and why?
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 02:25 AM
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...I do however have a question for you all: What's your favourite book of the Bible and why?
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Nehemiah, because you can claim it says anything you want, and just about everyone (even here) has to Google to call your BS.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 06:09 AM
Don't listen to Didymus Much. He's an old curmudgeon who is NOT a Christian but thinks he knows more about the Bible than anyone else here. The Pastors have given up on him and don't even bother any more - to be fair, after you've committed blasphemy against the Holy Ghost there's no way back and even Jesus Himself wouldn't bother trying to rescue you. Careful.
Matthew 12:31-32
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 06:41 AM
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Matthew 12:31-32
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
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On that note, how does one commit blasphemy against the Holy Spirit?
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 11:40 AM
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On that note, how does one commit blasphemy against the Holy Spirit?
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You just did. Comparing the Holy Ghost to a shot with a 40% ABV seems funny but now you are destined for a bath in hot sulfur: Matthew 12:31-32
But at least there will be booze.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 12:48 PM
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You just did. Comparing the Holy Ghost to a shot with a 40% ABV seems funny but now you are destined for a bath in hot sulfur [Scripture not mentioning brimstone removed] But at least there will be booze.
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At the temperature you suggest the "booze" will all evaporate. Please try to stay on topic.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 01:04 PM
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History is fascinating
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Yes. There's a period related to Nehemiah when worship changed from local venues to a central Temple exclusively.
Hezekiah - Josiah - Nehemiah (+ Ezra)
https://biblehub.com/timeline/
(You can search the names and follow the internal link)
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Reason: add Ezra, also searchable on the timeline
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 01:21 PM
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You just did. Comparing the Holy Ghost to a shot with a 40% ABV seems funny but now you are destined for a bath in hot sulfur
But at least there will be booze.
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Is that a pirate mouse?!? I want one!! That's so cute!! Sorry, I like plushies.
Wouldn't the shot catch fire or something? I'm pretty sure Alchohol is flammable.
Joking aside, the blasphemy question was a serious question.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 02:01 PM
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 02:22 PM
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-01-2022, 03:55 PM
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Greetings good sir I'm not exactly in the market atm. Got a few things I need to sort out first.
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Sort out? You are a female, what could you possibly have to sort out? Right foot, left foot, breath in , breath out. Make yourself presentable and stay quiet. Pray silently.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-02-2022, 02:39 AM
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Sort out? You are a female, what could you possibly have to sort out? Right foot, left foot, breath in , breath out. Make yourself presentable and stay quiet. Pray silently.
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Personal concerns that I'd rather not share nor discuss on a public domain like this.
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Re: Hi, I'm Amelia -
07-02-2022, 02:48 AM
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Personal concerns that I'd rather not share nor discuss on a public domain like this.
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Hmm, we have a ladies' forum for discussions of a vaginatory nature. Please be advised that as your security clearance is currently Unsaved Trash, you cannot start your own thread but you are able to comment in relevant preexisting threads.
I hope this helps.
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