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True Christian™
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Location: Hicksville, Ohio
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Holy Naan -
01-13-2010, 09:06 PM
Face of Jesus appears in naan bread
It's been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window - and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey.
We should be so lucky
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808516-...-in-naan-bread
God loves me so much
that he killed his only son so I can live forever.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Posts: 22,438
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Close to God
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Re: Holy Naan -
01-22-2010, 12:17 AM
There must be a lot wrong in the world for Jesus appearing so often nowadays.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Posts: 22,742
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toiling selflessly towards Salvation
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Re: Holy Naan -
01-22-2010, 01:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luci Morningstar
Face of Jesus appears in naan bread
It's been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window - and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey.
We should be so lucky
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808516-...-in-naan-bread
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It looks more like that vagrant that used to hang about near old Hessmeier place. He had a thing about frogs if I recall rightly – kept ‘em in his pockets. He had zits on his forehead in just those places.
If you ever find anything like this, sell it to a catlick; they'll pay good money for it and then start praying to it, offering sacrifices and burning incense near it. As they're damned anyway, I see no harm in it.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Posts: 15,473
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Apostles Grove, Freehold, IA
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Re: Holy Naan -
01-22-2010, 07:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Luci Morningstar
Face of Jesus appears in naan bread
It's been a busy time for the face of Christ recently, appearing on an iron, in a bruise, on a car window - and now on a naan bread in a curry house in Surrey.
We should be so lucky
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808516-...-in-naan-bread
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That's not JESUS it's Cher!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,910
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Holy Naan -
01-22-2010, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
That's not JESUS it's Cher!
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It looks like Cher's cooter!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Posts: 289
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Freehold, here I am!
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Re: Holy Naan -
01-23-2010, 03:25 AM
No surprise here that on old Limey is still eating Hindoo food.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Posts: 2,988
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Returned from studying the negro in Africa.
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Re: Holy Naan -
01-23-2010, 03:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
That's not JESUS it's Cher!
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I do believe Sister Daisy Mae is right!
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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