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I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-26-2008, 11:21 PM
A 56-year-old man from the Midwestern US state of Wisconsin has been arrested after shooting his lawn mower in his garden because it would not start.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7526628.stm
Perhaps he thought it was possessed or turned catlick
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-26-2008, 11:34 PM
I just clicked on the Link.
What a fine looking man he is.
I don't know about shooting my Lawnmower, but my Messican Gardener.............
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-26-2008, 11:50 PM
God Bless America! I thank Jesus each and every day that I live in a country where a man can shoot his lawnmower if it needs shooting. You can't do that if you live in Iraquistan, now can you!
I say again, GOD BLESS AMERICA and GOD BLESS THE NRA!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 01:20 AM
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He wasn't charged because he shot his lawnmower per se, but because sawed-off shotguns are illegal and he was disturbing the peace. The charges would have been the same if he had shot his weed-whacker or his leaf-blower.
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 01:21 AM
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He wasn't charged because he shot his lawnmower per se, but because sawed-off shotguns are illegal and he was disturbing the peace. The charges would have been the same if he had shot his weed-whacker or his leaf-blower.
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Or a witch.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 02:18 AM
I just renewed my NRA membership. And, I re-loaded my gun.
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 03:03 AM
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A local retailer said that Mr Walendowski might now have difficulty getting his lawn mower repaired. "Anything not factory recommended would void the warranty," said Dick Wagner, of Wagner's Garden Mart in Milwaukee.
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 03:05 AM
What a man does with his gun is his own business.
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 04:05 AM
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What a man does with his gun is his own business.
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I polish mine. Repeatedly, one might say obsessively.
Sometimes I let my wife polish it, but she doesn't do it quite right. I usually have to redo it shortly after she's done.
I once had to have the inside of the barrel cleaned. Can't say I enjoyed that much.
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 04:29 AM
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I polish mine. Repeatedly, one might say obsessively.
Sometimes I let my wife polish it, but she doesn't do it quite right. I usually have to redo it shortly after she's done.
I once had to have the inside of the barrel cleaned. Can't say I enjoyed that much.
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Amen! Sometimes I host a gun polishing get together at my luxurious estate every Thursday night. A bunch of brothers sit around polishing their barrels and grips. Sometimes we trade off and polish each other's weapon. That can be fun.
Another man's gun has a different feel to it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 04:34 AM
Gun cleaning is best learned young. Like motorcycle riding. As soon as they're old enough to hold the gun, they're old enough to clean it.
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 04:50 AM
I agree with everyone else - this looks like a good Christian man. It was his lawnmower and it was in his yard. He had a perfect right to shoot the lawnmower. It probably was possessed.
I pity this poor fellow for living in the yankee state of Wisconsin. Here in Texas, no one would have blinked an eye.
Consider good old boy Joe Horn - he killed two spooks who were fiddling around in his neighbors' yard. He shot them in the back. The grand jury wouldn't even charge him with a crime. That's what we call TEXAS JUSTICE! Come to Texas, Mr. Walendowski, you'll fit right in! (disclaimer - your poelock name suggests you might be a cathylick - in that case, stay right where you are)
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Avatar
I polish mine. Repeatedly, one might say obsessively.
Sometimes I let my wife polish it, but she doesn't do it quite right. I usually have to redo it shortly after she's done.
I once had to have the inside of the barrel cleaned. Can't say I enjoyed that much.
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What are you? Some kind of lazy city slicker? You better clean the gun out every time you shoot it!
Be sure to start with the wire brush attachment and some solvent, and really scrub that thing! Then get gentle and use the cloth and oil.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 08:00 AM
Don't forget to unload it before cleaning.
Wouldn't want to make a mess now would we? Some that I know of go off at the slightest touch.
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit
He wasn't charged because he shot his lawnmower per se, but because sawed-off shotguns are illegal and he was disturbing the peace. The charges would have been the same if he had shot his weed-whacker or his leaf-blower.
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If every human was endowed by their Creator with the God given right to shoot their own lawn mower, that implies the right to own a firearm to accomplish the task.
I'm surprised you have not received an infraction for that incomprehensible syllogism, tidal wave or warm spit.
Have you learned how to boil water yet?
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Re: I will shoot my lawnmower if I want to -
07-27-2008, 09:52 AM
Unfortunately in Englandstan we are allowed guns,too many Muslims minimum 5 years in jail for being caught in possession of a gun. We are allowed shot guns and air rifles/pistols, but nothing that you could call a proper gun. Luckily I have had my fair share of guns in the army, machine guns GPMG (Gimpy) SA80, SLR, SMG, 84mm Karl Gustav 66mm, Browning pistol. How I long to feel that steel in my hands again, ahhhh memories.
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