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Default Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened - 04-15-2010, 02:11 AM

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Refer to my previous statement please.
Care to clarify yourself then? I am trying not to rush to judgment here but it sounds like you are trying to undermine the primacy of The Lord.



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Care to clarify yourself then? I am trying not to rush to judgment here but it sounds like you are trying to undermine the primacy of The Lord.
I'm not. I'm saying that if God created the universe, and all the laws of physics and so, then he is responsible for the environment that allowed JFK to be murdered. He did not however have any direct intervention in his murder.
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Default Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened - 04-15-2010, 02:05 PM

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I'm not. I'm saying that if God created the universe, and all the laws of physics and so, then he is responsible for the environment that allowed JFK to be murdered. He did not however have any direct intervention in his murder.
How are you so sure? Actually, my guess is that God sent a bullet down from heaven at an angle that would make it look like Oswald did, since God must have been mad at him for some reason. Obviously He would want to make it look realistic, because those papists might get a little angry when they realize GOD HATES THEM!
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Default Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened - 04-15-2010, 02:41 PM

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Jackie Kennedy, who was otherwise contemptible, did her womanly duty and immediately started cleaning up the mess.

You are an inhuman monster. Jackie Kennedy was not doing her "womanly duty" and "cleaning up the mess." What she was actually doing was scooping up her husbands brains in a desperate attempt to save his life. You make me sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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You are an inhuman monster. Jackie Kennedy was not doing her "womanly duty" and "cleaning up the mess." What she was actually doing was scooping up her husbands brains in a desperate attempt to save his life. You make me sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.
All women have the instinct to clean up when they see a mess. God put that instinct in them. Jackie Kennedy wasn't trying to save her husband's life--she was just acting on instinct, much the way a bear hibernates or a bee seeks nectar. "How come all women aren't good housekeepers?" you ask. I'll answer your question, retard. Slovenly women are possessed by the devil.

Jackie Kennedy should have had cleaning supplies on hand. A respectable woman never leaves the house without a roll of Bounty and a bottle of Windex.



That's bare minimum. Really respectable women also lug around a vacuum cleaner.
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All women have the instinct to clean up when they see a mess. God put that instinct in them. Jackie Kennedy wasn't trying to save her husband's life--she was just acting on instinct, much the way a bear hibernates or a bee seeks nectar. "How come all women aren't good housekeepers?" you ask. I'll answer your question, retard. Slovenly women are possessed by the devil.

Jackie Kennedy should have had cleaning supplies on hand. A respectable woman never leaves the house without a roll of Bounty and a bottle of Windex.

That's bare minimum. Really respectable women also lug around a vacuum cleaner.
Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
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Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
You bet Warthogg, next you will tell us the Women are our equals, LOL. Men are hunters, women are baby factories and the cleaning staff. Why do you think they have small feet? Its so they can get close to the oven to cook dinner for men!
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Welcome to the 21st Century old-timer. Women don't have a cleaning instinct, they're taught to be a submissive house wife through the way they are brought up, which is based on generations of gender bias.
Wrong. Look at the diagram below that I just made five minutes ago. The cleaning instinct is right at the front. That proves I'm right. Notice how no area is reserved for logic.
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Speaking of diagrams, this is proof positive that the Magic Bullet was guided by Jesus. No normal bullet would travel this path. But, we can't believe half-cooked conspiracies and assume there were multiple shooters either. This is the bullet that killed JFK. Only Jesus has the power to control that.




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You guys believe just about anything don't you? Sad really.
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You guys believe just about anything don't you? Sad really.
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Wrong. Look at the diagram below that I just made five minutes ago. The cleaning instinct is right at the front. That proves I'm right. Notice how no area is reserved for logic.

I find your diagram very offensive. Women are just as smart as men and most of them do not need movie plots explained to them.
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I find your diagram very offensive. Women are just as smart as men and most of them do not need movie plots explained to them.
I had to explain March of the Penguins to my wife.



The movie, as the title suggests, is about a bunch of birds walking around in the snow. That's it. There are no plot twists. The birds don't start jogging or anything. You can't get dumber than that, friend.
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I had to explain March of the Penguins to my wife.



The movie, as the title suggests, is about a bunch of birds walking around in the snow. That's it. There are no plot twists. The birds don't start jogging or anything. You can't get dumber than that, friend.
So you have a dumb wife, that doesn't mean all women are stupid. There's plenty to stupid men out there as well.
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So you have a dumb wife, that doesn't mean all women are stupid. There's plenty to stupid men out there as well.
It's very rude and presumptuous of you to call my wife dumb.
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Default Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened - 04-16-2010, 09:18 AM

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I find your diagram very offensive. Women are just as smart as men and most of them do not need movie plots explained to them.

Yet again you Nazi like super christians use god to insult anything you don't like. Come on seriously women don't have a part in there brain that makes them have the cleaning instict, infact it all depends on the cercumstances and living conditions in which you are born in.

And within that diagram you said you made it so there for it cannot be possibly correct you say you made which makes you correct I can understand if this is a sexist joke because there are plenty of those around

On to the JFK assanination there was more than one person shooting you cannot possibly believe that god/jesus guided this bullet although the guy who said he shot one bullet and he was the only one shooting it is impossible he was either forced to say what he said or he is so full of himself that he said he was the only one shooting
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Default Re: JFK Assassination: What Really Happened - 04-16-2010, 09:51 AM

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On to the JFK assanination there was more than one person shooting you cannot possibly believe that god/jesus guided this bullet although the guy who said he shot one bullet and he was the only one shooting it is impossible he was either forced to say what he said or he is so full of himself that he said he was the only one shooting
You have no proof that there was more than one gunman. If you have any, show us. Yet you also admit that Oswald said he acted alone and was the sole gunman. If he was part of a conspiracy, he would've said so.

The American government formed the Warren Commission to investigate the matter and they concluded that Oswald acted alone. These were highly respected congressmen and government officials who did an in-depth investigation in this matter and looked over all the evidence and concluded that there was one gunman and one bullet.

Why should we believe you, some hateful Godmocking troll on the internet, who believes in crazy conspiracy theories over the Warren Commission? I think it's so hard for you to admit it that God guided that miracle bullet and you'll do whatever you can to discredit the truth because of your immense hatred for Christians like us.



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