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Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 05:49 PM
I was wondering if the wonderful community of Landover could answer me to this question after viewing this commercial. 
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 05:57 PM
I'm not very comfortable discussing ladies underwear, but those seem like godly products.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 08:07 PM
Thank you for the tip, those products seem very useful.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 08:39 PM
Not willing to take a chance and see something I do not want to see, I'll answer the question as a man who knows God is Great©.
God must love panties. I use them all the time. Any civilized man uses them. I've seen Reverend Osborne go through a score in a single sitting. I know baby Jesus does not want his followers to have sticky fingers. I know when my wife opens a fresh package of them, I am in for a delectable treat. Often, I can barely contain my enthusiasm and constantly ask "Is it time yet?' like an impatient child. I must admit, leading a lamb to slaughter can be a exciting time in a mans life.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 08:51 PM
@ James Hutchins How do panties prevent sticky fingers?
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 09:11 PM
You do not get jelly and sweet juices on your fingers when you use them. They seperate you from the tender meat.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 09:23 PM
@ James Hutchins Why do you not use gloves to keep your hands clean?
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-14-2010, 09:25 PM
It is thought but... I'd lose dexterity. Plus, I do not think it is polite.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 04:52 AM
*throws the pink G-string out of the window*
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by WinterFresh
*throws the pink G-string out of the window*
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Litterbug! Shame on you. What if your unmentionables land on the head of an elderly gentleman, causing his heart to give out? You'd be a murderess!
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 05:53 AM
Again if I had a daughter any suitor would be met by a rottweiler and I'm sure my husband would be cleaning the guns that day.
But somehow we're abusing our children and denying them the right to make whores of themselves.
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 07:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers
You'd be a murderer!
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Fixed.
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 09:07 AM
@ WinterFresh Are you not afraid that you will catch a cold? # Matthew 4:23
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 09:23 AM
Has this thread gone off topic? I thought it was about panties, Gods love of them and decent Christian folk.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Felicity
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Nah, but I might catch a fever for you. What color do your panties have? 
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by WinterFresh
Nah, but I might catch a fever for you. What color do your panties have?
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Stop pretending to be straight and stop harassing True Christian™ girls!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Does Jesus love panties? -
05-15-2010, 02:00 PM
While I seldom agree with any sentiment put out by the tree hugging, eviro wackos ... I do applaud the conserving of the earth's resources when it comes to downsizing panties 
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