[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

I was reminded of these two cartoons.

I know they're just cartoons but....Please don't post anything that pornographic again. My eyes feel like they're bleeding.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

And because that heathen skater has that skateboard conveniently blocking the way to his rude bits. Of course in the name of decency, but now it's safe to assume that they want us to think he isn't wearing a good clean pair of Christian Grey briefs! Perhaps the message is that that butt-sniffin homo boy opposite is so demoniacally mesmerized by that skater's Part A.

I myself have nice pair of camouflage-green boxers that are so thick as to his any fact that there is even a rude bit there at all. Of course, SUV loves nothing better than to wash them (and thankfully she can't read this for she is forbidden to do so). I wish she would use more of powerful product (one that would particularly take a chunk out of the Earth God gave us to pillage). This brown pudding stain at the back has been there for weeks!

[SUV]

Originally Posted by Rev. Carlton Green

Of course, SUV loves nothing better than to wash them (and thankfully she can't read this for she is forbidden to do so). I wish she would use more of powerful product (one that would particularly take a chunk out of the Earth God gave us to pillage). This brown pudding stain at the back has been there for weeks!

Brother Green! Praise Jesus I peeked in here after I Heard Voices telling me that the Great & Godly Brother Green was again on our Church grounds!!!

Now don't you worry about those shorts. That is, indeed Chocolate Pudding (of the My-T-Fine persuasion). Doing all that scrubbing works up a Lady's appetite

So okay Men, I'm leaving now! JESUS, must you always get this testy with me when I simply crack open the door to holler in?!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Perhaps I am late to this thread, but both Pastor Zeke and I are super thrilled to hear about this. Our extensive wardrobe experience can certainly be put to good use, ensuring that no True Christian™ is caught with unmatching clothing at the Rapture! It gives me a fit of giggles just to think about Jesus seeing someone wearing stripes with plaid!

[Justin Bill]

Originally Posted by Poison__x

That's so dumb. People should be able to dress however they want as long as they're not nude.

wait, what do you have against Adam and Eve? weren't they nude?

do you know how i know Mit Romney isn't a true Christian? it's because he is not wearing a tie most of the time. besides the fact that he always wears thick dress shirts to hide the mormon underwear...

Brother Romney also said that he won't favor any one religion, which as we all know, a true Christian President would never say that...

[nonethanks]

Originally Posted by Brother Guy Bayard

Fashion sense is a personal choice. Just ask any free thinking person wearing a yarmulke, burqa, turban, etc. how they'd feel if they were forced to conform to an imposed dress standard !
I suggest we can get by with just sewing a nice easily seen star on ethnic and religious minorities clothing , to identify them as persons of interest.
Harmless enough, yes?

oh you had to take it the extra mile of naziness didn't you?

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

This is the kind of thing I'd like to see more of. This kind of rampant disrespect for authority among the youth must be fought. We're not taking away their choice of clothing just to prove we can, there are a lot of good reasons to do it.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Everyone can relax and rest easily now- the 80's are back.

[Nobar King]

Freehold liquors on Main and 5th ave is getting into the fashion police trend:


I'm pretty sure they just forgot to add a line about no shoes.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Zeke? Your kid brother just volunteered himself:

[BrianAddams]

I'm sure the fashion police would have something to say about your beard.

[BrianAddams]

Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.

Perhaps I am late to this thread, but both Pastor Zeke and I are super thrilled to hear about this. Our extensive wardrobe experience can certainly be put to good use, ensuring that no True Christian™ is caught with unmatching clothing at the Rapture! It gives me a fit of giggles just to think about Jesus seeing someone wearing stripes with plaid!

Are you sure you're not still gay?

[Nobar King]

Here's another parenting failure:

These kids are on some kind of sports team. Presumably they have their pants on all the way when they run around the bases. When the game is over, pants halfway off. What kind of way is that to represent the sponsor who pays money for your kid's jerseys?

The image wasn't as bad until the big one bent over and exposed his underwear to me. I had enough time to grab my camera and take this picture and have a little laugh with the other customers who were watching me record this fashion failure.

That ruined my appetite a little bit.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Looking for guidelines, I came across this example of a Fashion Police Force in the UK during WWII. The miscreant was charged with one count offensive tie, one count offensive jacket and one count aggravating shoes (wearing a pair). He was fined £10 and sentenced to 5 years hard labor.



The Fashion Police were disbanded (and dentistry abolished) in 1945 when the socialists took over Britain.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

UPDATE!

In a strike against the creeping municipal menace of sagging pants and skirts, a Georgia mayor today signed an ordinance that will allow cops to fine violators caught exposing a hint of underwear.

The new law will crack down on those caught wearing droopy drawers in the city of Dublin, where Mayor Phil Best this morning signed into law the ordinance passed last week by the city council.

The ordinance, a copy of which you’ll find here, amends the existing law covering public indecency. The revised law contends that, “there is evidence that wearing sagging pants is injurious to the health of the wearer as it causes an improper gait." - Now THAT is the kind of Nanny-statism I can support! But even better:

Man shot teen for saggy walking in Memphis

[Virginia Day Templeton]

All a real man needs is about twenty pairs of these:



Old Navy Regular Fit Jeans. I never let my husband leave the house without them, except on Khaki Sundays. Anything tighter makes you gay; anything looser makes you look like a savage cop-killing Negro beast. These are the perfect medium. And best of all, they're on sale for only $19.00!