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Re: Well Hello there -
06-19-2007, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
Actualy the Racially insensitive Term to use is "Kiffu" most people call Kiffar that becuse thats the name of the Planit of witch half of my speasys comes from though its not that Rasest seeing as its a simple mistake
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Are you attempting to type the word "spastic"? Is that one of your problems boy? You prone to fits? Jesus can cure that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 01:14 AM
Bwahahaha! I've been reading this forum for a while now, but nothing has ever made me want to sign up until I saw a real live jedi posting! If you want teh ghey then you chose well with Star Wars! If you want a realistic view of humanity's future as well as a kickass hero, you have to watch Star Trek, loser!
Maybe I should turn to the Klingon religion. Praise Kahless! baqhneQ!
I'm sorry. This isn't befitting of a Starfleet officer. Because I'm a real Starfleet officer for the real Federation of Planets. LOL!
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 01:17 AM
Hey.
I'm new here to.
I already raised enough of a stink for them to want to change my name from Shalo'zier to Shallow-izer.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk
Bwahahaha! I've been reading this forum for a while now, but nothing has ever made me want to sign up until I saw a real live jedi posting! If you want teh ghey then you chose well with Star Wars! If you want a realistic view of humanity's future as well as a kickass hero, you have to watch Star Trek, loser!
Maybe I should turn to the Klingon religion. Praise Kahless! baqhneQ!
I'm sorry. This isn't befitting of a Starfleet officer. Because I'm a real Starfleet officer for the real Federation of Planets. LOL!
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(ok im sorry But Star Wars is 10X better then Star Treck (Lightsaber> Phaser)) Ive seen Star Trek and it dosent have the things I like (like Action(... Well not enoughf of it any way)) But this is not befiting of a Jedi or a Jedi Master like myself Welcome to the Forums Kirk I would ask you not to mock me and I shall not do the same to you.
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
(ok im sorry But Star Wars is 10X better then Star Treck (Lightsaber> Phaser)) Ive seen Star Trek and it dosent have the things I like (like Action(... Well not enoughf of it any way)) But this is not befiting of a Jedi or a Jedi Master like myself Welcome to the Forums Kirk I would ask you not to mock me and I shall not do the same to you.
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LOL! You really think you're a jedi master. How can I not mock? If you only mistakenly thought Ghey Wars was better than Star Trek, and that's twice now you misspelled it "Treck", I would just laugh from a distance, but to call yourself a real life jedi? That's I am retarded just waiting to happen!
Besides, a phaser could vapourize ten men in bathrobes with pretty light wands. LOL!
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk
LOL! You really think you're a jedi master. How can I not mock? If you only mistakenly thought Ghey Wars was better than Star Trek, and that's twice now you misspelled it "Treck", I would just laugh from a distance, but to call yourself a real life jedi? That's I am retarded just waiting to happen!
Besides, a phaser could vapourize ten men in bathrobes with pretty light wands. LOL!
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First of all You dont understand the Way of the Jedi so do not mock it also look whos talking some one who thinks himself a Star Fleet Officer but let us not fight The "True Christians" are the ones who Betray life the way it is (even though its not that good(But its alot better then what they want to do...))
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
First of all You dont understand the Way of the Jedi so do not mock it also look whos talking some one who thinks himself a Star Fleet Officer but let us not fight The "True Christians" are the ones who Betray life the way it is (even though its not that good(But its alot better then what they want to do...))
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I don't think I'm a Starfleet Officer! It's called sarcasm, and you inspired my choice of name. I don't think someone who follows a made up religion from a 30 year old movie knows anything about "life the way it is." To your credit, Jeebus is no less real than Obi-Wank. LOL!
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk
I don't think I'm a Starfleet Officer! It's called sarcasm, and you inspired my choice of name. I don't think someone who follows a made up religion from a 30 year old movie knows anything about "life the way it is." To your credit, Jeebus is no less real than Obi-Wank. LOL!
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Kirk Shut your Maw also Jesus actualy did Exist theres to much eveadence to sugest that there wasnt a person with that name
also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
Kirk Shut your Maw also Jesus actualy did Exist theres to much eveadence to sugest that there wasnt a person with that name
also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion
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LOL! Is saying "shut your maw" part of the jedi way? I'm not surprised you think there is evidence that Jeebus existed. After all, you think that six poorly written and woodenly acted movies are proof that Darth Vader existed. LOL!
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk
LOL! Is saying "shut your maw" part of the jedi way?
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As Quinlan Vos said: " Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gray Jedi)
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I'm not surprised you think there is evidence that Jeebus existed. After all, you think that six poorly written and woodenly acted movies are proof that Darth Vader existed. LOL!
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Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gay Jedi)
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You certainly are! LOL!
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Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed
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Yes, and he's my family's gardener!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion
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God hates witches. And pluralists. And mongoloids. You're damned on so many counts.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
God hates witches. And pluralists. And mongoloids. You're damned on so many counts.
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Like i said in another forum come what may i do not feer death for I embrace it, for death is natural becuse with out Death there is no life...
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Boldly exploring his parents' basement - Unsaved trash
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
Like i said in another forum come what may i do not feer death for I embrace it, for death is natural becuse with out Death there is no life...
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A goth jedi! LOL! Do you spend your evenings looking at pictures of Leia in her gold bikini trying to cut your wrists with your pretty light sword?
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-22-2007, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by The Jabba Master
As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gray Jedi)
Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed
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You’d think your vaulted Jedi mitochondria might bother to mention to you that The Bible is a source on the life of someone from the ancient period is a lot more solid source than there are for a lot of other historical figures. If you can accept the existence and life of Alexander the Great from two sources written over four hundred years after his death then you have to accept Jesus existence from the four sources in The Bible written less than fifty years after He died.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-23-2007, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Captain James T. Kirk
A goth jedi! LOL! Do you spend your evenings looking at pictures of Leia in her gold bikini trying to cut your wrists with your pretty light sword?
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Google "SuperShadow". I think we've unraveled his identity
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-23-2007, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
Google "SuperShadow". I think we've unraveled his identity
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1 Supershadow Sucks Ive seen his work hes nothing but a lier and an asshole
2 yes I agree Kirk is alot like him
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-23-2007, 06:19 AM
*considers speaking, opens mouth, then thinks again, and close mouth without saying anything. but not before letting of a dismaying sigh*
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-23-2007, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
*considers speaking, opens mouth, then thinks again, and close mouth without saying anything. but not before letting of a dismaying sigh*
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Sorry your right Kirk is the 50 year old vergen that is Supershadow ... i kinda feel bad for him now knowing that he is such a Dumb ass
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy.
Jedi use their powers to defend and to protect.
Jedi respect all life, in any form.
Jedi serve others rather then ruling over them, for the good of the galaxy.
Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training.
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Re: Well Hello there -
06-23-2007, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Unsaved and Loving It
Google "SuperShadow". I think we've unraveled his identity
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Lmao!
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