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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-19-2007, 01:16 PM

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Actualy the Racially insensitive Term to use is "Kiffu" most people call Kiffar that becuse thats the name of the Planit of witch half of my speasys comes from though its not that Rasest seeing as its a simple mistake
Are you attempting to type the word "spastic"? Is that one of your problems boy? You prone to fits? Jesus can cure that.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 01:14 AM

Bwahahaha! I've been reading this forum for a while now, but nothing has ever made me want to sign up until I saw a real live jedi posting! If you want teh ghey then you chose well with Star Wars! If you want a realistic view of humanity's future as well as a kickass hero, you have to watch Star Trek, loser!
Maybe I should turn to the Klingon religion. Praise Kahless! baqhneQ!
I'm sorry. This isn't befitting of a Starfleet officer. Because I'm a real Starfleet officer for the real Federation of Planets. LOL!
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 01:17 AM

Hey.

I'm new here to.

I already raised enough of a stink for them to want to change my name from Shalo'zier to Shallow-izer.
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 02:14 AM

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Bwahahaha! I've been reading this forum for a while now, but nothing has ever made me want to sign up until I saw a real live jedi posting! If you want teh ghey then you chose well with Star Wars! If you want a realistic view of humanity's future as well as a kickass hero, you have to watch Star Trek, loser!
Maybe I should turn to the Klingon religion. Praise Kahless! baqhneQ!
I'm sorry. This isn't befitting of a Starfleet officer. Because I'm a real Starfleet officer for the real Federation of Planets. LOL!
(ok im sorry But Star Wars is 10X better then Star Treck (Lightsaber> Phaser)) Ive seen Star Trek and it dosent have the things I like (like Action(... Well not enoughf of it any way)) But this is not befiting of a Jedi or a Jedi Master like myself Welcome to the Forums Kirk I would ask you not to mock me and I shall not do the same to you.


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 02:20 AM

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(ok im sorry But Star Wars is 10X better then Star Treck (Lightsaber> Phaser)) Ive seen Star Trek and it dosent have the things I like (like Action(... Well not enoughf of it any way)) But this is not befiting of a Jedi or a Jedi Master like myself Welcome to the Forums Kirk I would ask you not to mock me and I shall not do the same to you.
LOL! You really think you're a jedi master. How can I not mock? If you only mistakenly thought Ghey Wars was better than Star Trek, and that's twice now you misspelled it "Treck", I would just laugh from a distance, but to call yourself a real life jedi? That's I am retarded just waiting to happen!
Besides, a phaser could vapourize ten men in bathrobes with pretty light wands. LOL!
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 02:25 AM

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LOL! You really think you're a jedi master. How can I not mock? If you only mistakenly thought Ghey Wars was better than Star Trek, and that's twice now you misspelled it "Treck", I would just laugh from a distance, but to call yourself a real life jedi? That's I am retarded just waiting to happen!
Besides, a phaser could vapourize ten men in bathrobes with pretty light wands. LOL!
First of all You dont understand the Way of the Jedi so do not mock it also look whos talking some one who thinks himself a Star Fleet Officer but let us not fight The "True Christians" are the ones who Betray life the way it is (even though its not that good(But its alot better then what they want to do...))


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 02:35 AM

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First of all You dont understand the Way of the Jedi so do not mock it also look whos talking some one who thinks himself a Star Fleet Officer but let us not fight The "True Christians" are the ones who Betray life the way it is (even though its not that good(But its alot better then what they want to do...))
I don't think I'm a Starfleet Officer! It's called sarcasm, and you inspired my choice of name. I don't think someone who follows a made up religion from a 30 year old movie knows anything about "life the way it is." To your credit, Jeebus is no less real than Obi-Wank. LOL!
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 02:42 AM

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I don't think I'm a Starfleet Officer! It's called sarcasm, and you inspired my choice of name. I don't think someone who follows a made up religion from a 30 year old movie knows anything about "life the way it is." To your credit, Jeebus is no less real than Obi-Wank. LOL!
Kirk Shut your Maw also Jesus actualy did Exist theres to much eveadence to sugest that there wasnt a person with that name

also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 02:59 AM

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Kirk Shut your Maw also Jesus actualy did Exist theres to much eveadence to sugest that there wasnt a person with that name

also The Way of the Jedi is a combination of Manny Thoughts in Religions combined into one witch makes it the Ultimate Reformed Religion
LOL! Is saying "shut your maw" part of the jedi way? I'm not surprised you think there is evidence that Jeebus existed. After all, you think that six poorly written and woodenly acted movies are proof that Darth Vader existed. LOL!
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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 03:08 AM

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LOL! Is saying "shut your maw" part of the jedi way?
As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gray Jedi)

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Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 03:14 AM

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As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gay Jedi)
You certainly are! LOL!


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God hates witches. And pluralists. And mongoloids. You're damned on so many counts.


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-22-2007, 05:40 PM

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God hates witches. And pluralists. And mongoloids. You're damned on so many counts.
Like i said in another forum come what may i do not feer death for I embrace it, for death is natural becuse with out Death there is no life...


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Like i said in another forum come what may i do not feer death for I embrace it, for death is natural becuse with out Death there is no life...
A goth jedi! LOL! Do you spend your evenings looking at pictures of Leia in her gold bikini trying to cut your wrists with your pretty light sword?
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As Quinlan Vos said: "Yeah, but I'm not a very good Jedi" (actualy im a Gray Jedi)


Im not saying there Jesus existed just that A Jesus existed
You’d think your vaulted Jedi mitochondria might bother to mention to you that The Bible is a source on the life of someone from the ancient period is a lot more solid source than there are for a lot of other historical figures. If you can accept the existence and life of Alexander the Great from two sources written over four hundred years after his death then you have to accept Jesus existence from the four sources in The Bible written less than fifty years after He died.



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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-23-2007, 05:45 AM

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A goth jedi! LOL! Do you spend your evenings looking at pictures of Leia in her gold bikini trying to cut your wrists with your pretty light sword?
Google "SuperShadow". I think we've unraveled his identity


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Google "SuperShadow". I think we've unraveled his identity
1 Supershadow Sucks Ive seen his work hes nothing but a lier and an asshole
2 yes I agree Kirk is alot like him


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-23-2007, 06:19 AM

*considers speaking, opens mouth, then thinks again, and close mouth without saying anything. but not before letting of a dismaying sigh*


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*considers speaking, opens mouth, then thinks again, and close mouth without saying anything. but not before letting of a dismaying sigh*
Sorry your right Kirk is the 50 year old vergen that is Supershadow ... i kinda feel bad for him now knowing that he is such a Dumb ass


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Default Re: Well Hello there - 06-23-2007, 06:32 AM

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Google "SuperShadow". I think we've unraveled his identity
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