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Default Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-15-2011, 08:41 PM

Zak here, OK First thing's first: 1Tim. 2:11 (KJV) "Let the woman learn in silence and submission" This is my favorite verse, along with any others that preach female submission. My religion comes before myself. With that established, I am Zaklonisce (pronounced Zaklon-ish-chee) you can call me Zak. I am straight, virgin (savin' it for marriage ), hates Harry Potter and all witchcraft garbage, as well as the corrupt influences of many forms of music. I am also white (some say too white lol). I have been called a fundy by those who are unrepentant. I believe that the vast majority of all misfortune is wroght by the actions of loose, wayward women. I went to Westboro until my family moved to Ohio, where I attend a small baptist church.
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Default Re: Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-15-2011, 09:16 PM

I posted this under "I am weak and need strength" but figured it is better under my intro. Well anyways, I go to a private college (thought "private" meant more religious). I live in a dorm and it is just me and another dude. This guy is very disturbed: he dresses like some paramilitary commando but in black and finds the sound of air raid sirens to be "calming" (his own words). I cannot even fathom what kind of sick, twisted person thinks this way! I tried to get the RA to kick him out, but nothing resulted. I contacted Student Affairs and voiced my concerns. They said I have no choice but to tolerate it. I am afraid that being in the same dorm as him is enough to have the Devil enter and corrupt my soul, thus neturally, I feel threatened. This dude is like the next Columbine Kid. Please give me suggestions / opinions about him and the situation, just so I know I am not the only one here who thinks this is disturbing. Again, sorry for having this elsewhere. I admit, I am a n00b.
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Default Re: Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-15-2011, 11:01 PM

Welcome, lad.

I feel your "roomie" (is that the proper phrase?) may be entirely too good for you since his camo attire indicates he may be a Second Amendment True Believer and, thus, a candidate for Real American™ status.

Since you have attempted to have him removed, I sense that you don't own any firearms and are suspect.

If I am incorrect in my beliefs, please tell us of the what weaponry you possess, what wildlife you kill, the calibers you prefer, and we will take that under consideration.


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Default Re: Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-15-2011, 11:09 PM

No, he is one of those seriously Columbine kids. I own one gun, a .50 Cal. Baretta "sniper" rifle, plan on buying more at some point. I like target shooting, and have been raised in a family who hunts (that is where all my meat comes from, not the store). This kid is very sick. He wears the camo (not US) and Goth clothing to cause problems. He also wears shirts with Lenin and Stalin on them. If that is Real American™ then America is screwed.
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Default Re: Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-15-2011, 11:11 PM

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Welcome, lad.

I feel your "roomie" (is that the proper phrase?) may be entirely too good for you since his camo attire indicates he may be a Second Amendment True Believer and, thus, a candidate for Real American™ status.

Since you have attempted to have him removed, I sense that you don't own any firearms and are suspect.

If I am incorrect in my beliefs, please tell us of the what weaponry you possess, what wildlife you kill, the calibers you prefer, and we will take that under consideration.
That is rather unAmerican now isn't it? I mean the US Constitution does say that the man may own a firearm. I smell a liberal Commie
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Default Re: Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-15-2011, 11:18 PM

So, do you think the kid is normal when he likes the sound of air raid sirens?!
BTW: I am pro-Second Amendment, despise Obama (he is ruining this country worse than any uneducated punk kid ever could), not to mention that the cadaverous Nancy Pelosi thinks she can stop terrorists by "waiting for the plane to land" (!?)When a US Marine was interviewed by Katy Couric for a Liberal news network, he was asked "what do you feel when you kill a terrorist?" He only replied "Recoil"
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Default Re: Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-15-2011, 11:31 PM

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No, he is one of those seriously Columbine kids. I own one gun, a .50 Cal. Baretta "sniper" rifle, plan on buying more at some point. I like target shooting, and have been raised in a family who hunts (that is where all my meat comes from, not the store). This kid is very sick. He wears the camo (not US) and Goth clothing to cause problems. He also wears shirts with Lenin and Stalin on them. If that is Real American™ then America is screwed.
Good answers, lad, except for the Columbine and rifle preference parts.

I have it on good authority that the ones "offed" in Columbine were mostly not "True Believers." And here I'm talking about catylicks, messicans, and demoncrats. If my operatives are misinforming me, I need to know about that and will send them back to retake the "Spotting Non-Believers 101" class at Freehold Community College.

Let's get back to you. I have a soft spot in my heart for anyone that has a sniper rifle - although the "Baretta" brand sounds like it might be of i-talian origin. Am I to understand you are avoiding the '03 Springfield - a solid American brand that knocked off many a kraut in Big I and II?


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Default Re: Introduction by Zaklonisce - 03-16-2011, 01:14 AM

no way! It was gifted to my by my friend's father. I am not going to decline that. Need to be ready for towelhead season.
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