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Worst epitath -
03-31-2022, 04:24 AM
We're just having fun right? So imagine one day sadly tragic events occur and you are headline news all over the world. It's the last thing that you will forever be remembered by. How bad can it possibly be right?
I submit first: Dr. Anthony J. Toole ‘Incoherent’ at Courthouse, Rape Case Suspended For Mental Health Exam
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Worst epitath -
03-31-2022, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
We're just having fun right? So imagine one day sadly tragic events occur and you are headline news all over the world. It's the last thing that you will forever be remembered by. How bad can it possibly be right?
I submit first: Dr. Anthony J. Toole ‘Incoherent’ at Courthouse, Rape Case Suspended For Mental Health Exam
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Oh, Dr. Toole. Your sense of humor is wicked.
Your actual epitaph will read: Dr. Anthony J. Toole, Healer and Fearless Soldier for Jesus Christ.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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An old soul
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Re: Worst epitath -
03-31-2022, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Oh, Dr. Toole. Your sense of humor is wicked.
Your actual epitaph will read: Dr. Anthony J. Toole, Healer and Fearless Soldier for Jesus Christ.
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Oh you're too kind Mr. Mayor.
When I think of your death, the worst possible ephiphaph for us to read the next morning at Worship Circle will be: Mayor Johny Joe Hold, who hated sin, found self-strangled by an act of autoerotic asphyxiation.
That will be a day to forget  If it even happens, which I doubt.
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Worst epitath -
03-31-2022, 07:20 PM
I have never subscribed to the idea of "epitaphs". It is akin to admitting you're dead rather than very much alive and living in Paradise with Jesus.
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An old soul
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Re: Worst epitath -
03-31-2022, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I have never subscribed to the idea of "epitaphs". It is akin to admitting you're dead rather than very much alive and living in Paradise with Jesus.
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Ezekial Bathfire, not dead but living in Paradise with Jesus, found partially eaten by pet cats
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Innkeeper for Christ
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Re: Worst epitath -
10-28-2022, 03:04 AM
Dennis Lukes sentenced to 40 consecutive life sentences, vows never to reveal location of remains.
Man that would suck. This is just like a fake thing right?
Based and Christpilled 
† Titus 1:10-16† "For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake ... Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth ... Unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate."
The Goyim know. We know who killed Jesus (John 5:16, John 18:39-40, Matthew 27:25)
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Worst epitath -
10-28-2022, 03:33 AM
While we're doing hypotheticals, how about this one, Pastor choses death rather than perform homer marriage.
Suppose the pastor had been kidnapped by homers and given the choice of doing such a marriage or death. If he chose death wouldn't people wander if he might have saved many souls by living on as a wonderful preacher? Just wondering.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Worst epitath -
10-30-2022, 10:11 AM
CONVERTED TO ISLAM
celebrated with absinthe
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Re: Worst epitath -
11-01-2022, 10:14 PM
Rapture Happened. WWJDnow Left Behind.
I have nightmares about this regularly. No doubt those come directly from Satan.
I would have thought Mayor Hold's worst epitaph would have been Democrats Sweep Freehold Elections. The Devil sends that nightmare to me, too.
Donald Trump / Kanye West
2024
I'm with the genius and the jigaboo.
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Re: Worst epitath -
11-01-2022, 10:23 PM
Guilty as Charged: Donald Trump Sentenced to Prison
Based and Christpilled 
† Titus 1:10-16† "For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision: Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake ... Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith; Not giving heed to Jewish fables, and commandments of men, that turn from the truth ... Unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled. They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate."
The Goyim know. We know who killed Jesus (John 5:16, John 18:39-40, Matthew 27:25)
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