Time moves on and yet the jokes remain
the same. Following an almost identical debacle with Mr. Trump, Mr. Biden has been found guilty of harboring illegal documents in his ballroom(s). A secret sauce exclusive to LBC has leaked official contents to your humble reporter. Number 4 will SHOCK you:
- Some spiders
- Cash from 7 countries adding up to $6.31 in coins
- Bupkiss
- A Bible!
The thought of Josef Megele Biden owning a Bible is... discongruent, although he needs to READ it not lock it away in storage. According to our source some more stuff was found but the transmission went dark mysteriously in the middle.