[Elmer G. White]

Brethren,

During my mission in doomed Europistan I've also visited the Ungodly Kingdom. It is a place of corrupted souls, flaunting homers and unbelieving false bishops. Very few Godly men remain and they can be recognized by the fact that they frequent our Godly Forum. Still, I am constantly surpised by my ability to be surprised by yet another way these condemned Brits mock God in surprising ways. As if it wasn't enough to corrupt the American language, they've now soiled the dairy products that were sopposed to nourish future soldiers for Christ.

Tesco is a Walmartian company that sells everyday nutritional items. Quite a few people go there. I did, too. A mistake! Their products are aimed to 1) seduce women into harlots and 2) young innocent adolescent youths into homers. The evidence:


Look carefully at the texts! New, improved recipe and approval by the National Fairy Council. This must mean that, undoubtedly, there is semen in the product. It can impregnate girls making them harlots and depriving them of their virginity before marriage. Its subtle taste can allure young boys to crave for more and consume the undiluted stuff with their homer peers. The danger is imminent.

2 Corinthians 6:17
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

As you can see, this can be an obstacle to actual Salvation for your loved ones. Protect them. Boycot Tesco or, better still, all UK products. If you have to remain in Europistan, I'd recommend imported Russian or Hungarian goods.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

The whole of Europistan is no better. Just look for instance at their coinage.

Openly promoting homer and whore prostitution.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

The whole of Europistan is no better. Just look for instance at their coinage.

Openly promoting homer and whore prostitution.

When on a mission, I always use a credit card. I had a feeling that Eurotrash currency had something sinister about it and - thanks to you, Brother - I now know more than I wanted to. It is no surprise that the tallywhacker part of the continent is located to the Swiss country with their obsession about nudity and sodomy and the stones are Sinland with their obsession about nudity and sodomy and the gross anatomical depiction points down to Denmarkistan, which is obsessed with nudity and sodomy.

Leviticus 18:28
That the land spue not you out also, when ye defile it, as it spued out the nations that were before you.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Brother Elmer, Tesco is much in the news here these days. I believe that the publicity they are courting is intended to distract our attention from their accounting fraud.

Only yesterday, they were once more publicizing their sexual services, this time in Godless Wales.

Welsh speakers in Aberystwyth have been promised "free erections" at a new Tesco Express store.
A cash machine at the newly opened store in Aberystwyth town centre promises users a "codiad am ddim" which translates colloquially as "free erection".
A more appropriate wording would be "arian am ddim".

When the mistake was pointed out to them, Tesco merely responded with filthy innuendo!

A Tesco spokesperson said: "We’ve taken down the sign and will replace it with the correct translation. We appreciate this is a sensitive area."

I suppose they thought that was funny.

The good news is that people are already boycotting this store. Profits are down by a staggering 92%.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Did you think the national "borders" between these insignificant European countries were just random? Think again

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

And Lo! While we have been discussing this, God, through his agents at the Serious Fraud Office, has taken the matter in hand.

The Serious Fraud Office is about to carry out a criminal investigation into accounting irregularities at supermarket giant Tesco

PRAISE HIM!

[Harsha Shah]

Yes. I have been shopping in Tesco superstore occasionally. I am happy that as a vegetarian this is not an issue for me, yes. They are providing basically average quality vegetables for reasonable prizes, quite a few people are happy with that. But I really can see that the picture is hilarious! Yes. Laughter, not always non-violent but is giving me a gentle laughter. Yes.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Harsha Shah

Yes. I have been shopping in Tesco superstore occasionally. I am happy that as a vegetarian this is not an issue for me, yes. They are providing basically average quality vegetables for reasonable prizes, quite a few people are happy with that. But I really can see that the picture is hilarious! Yes. Laughter, not always non-violent but is giving me a gentle laughter. Yes.

Well, don't mock a True Christian man! And what yappity, yap are you saying? There is so much foolishness spouting from your mouth (not surprising given you are a women [sometimes, I do the same, the Lord has willed me to be a woman], unsaved, and not a Christian.) Repent, read the KJV Bible, turn to the Lord, and obey His word!