[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Chubbs

Please moderators gimme that badge.

Nope.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Chubbs

Why don't I get one of the true christian badges? I deserve it more than anyone else.

Please moderators gimme that badge. I am a perfect Christian all right, that badge is gonna scare the demons away.

i LOVE fancy badges like these.

YIC,
Chubbs

Oh, my goodness, Mr. Chubbs! You really are quite the comedian, aren't you? I almost wet myself laughing at this ridiculous request. And I know everybody else has found it to be hysterically amusing, too.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Why did I receive this infraction? Why?

Dear Chubbs,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

Reason: Failing at living
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Listen up, Chubsy-Wubsy.

Stop. If you're going to mock me, at least use proper form. It isn't Chubsy-Wubsy, it is Chubsy-Ubsy, a character from Our Gang/The Little Rascals. So, most of you are old enough to having watched it.

Like dude, how did even people manage to live before there was iPhones. It's beyond me.





It's the Chubsy-Ubsy you're talking about. Notwithstanding the fact that I was just a bit chubby as a kid, and not morbidly obese. In fact, I have a perfect BMI under 30.


But all right, if you're gonna give me shit about my spellings, here's one right back at you.

No one likes a cry baby, whiner or mormon. You at batting 3 and 0.

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Chubsy-Ubsy isn't a cry baby or whiner from what I found about that silly TV show from the 1830s or something. It's not exactly a show I would watch. Surely there is no bikini babes, karate chops or hot waxing when you have black and white motion reels.


He is a bully and a mean rascal. So, you can either be a bully or a cry-baby but not both at the same time.


Summary: the description about me does not quite fit.

Cut the crap and get right with Jesus before it is too late.

Did you even bother to read my pro-Jesus posts. Like, man. This was totally uncalled for.


By the way, I still insist that I am under the influence of demons. I am not lying one bit.


YIC,
Chubbs

[Dennis Lukes]

Keep it up, fatty. The hand of Jesus works through the excellent moderators of the LBC Forum. He reads all of your posts (along with everything else on the web - Proverbs 15:3) and will judge you accordingly come the Glory.




From this moment forward, you ought not to post anything you wouldn't want Christ to read. Your eternal soul IS at stake here.

[DolliMoans]

I can't wait to see this failed fat troll banned. Oh, glory, will that be something!

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by DolliMoans

I can't wait to see this failed fat troll banned. Oh, glory, will that be something!

Oh, dear Sister Dolli: Goodness, why it's only a matter of time before Mr. Chubbs is put in the Quarantine section or, better yet, banned and marked as headed for Aeternal Damnation. My, haven't we tried our best to help him see the countless errors of his way, and to steer him to salvation and repentance and living in a manner that is truly pleasing to the , just as the followers of Almighty do, here at .

I wonder if he felt a bit intimidated being around so many believers. Surely, he knew that his many sins were glaring for all to see, but yet he persisted in being obnoxious and unruly. Imagine demanding that he be given badges of honor, or daring to sass back to this elderly lady. Why, I'm afraid it will take more than a bar of soap to wash out his potty mouth! Obviously, he needs to be completely immersed in the Glorious of the Lamb! I wonder if we shall ever hear from him again?

A blessed day to you, dear Sister Dolli,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BrotherLarry]

Sweet Great Granny White

Did you notice the way he spoke to your great grandbaby?? I am going to have to get all Jesus with the moneychangers in his face.

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Sweet Great Granny White

Did you notice the way he spoke to your great grandbaby?? I am going to have to get all Jesus with the moneychangers in his face.

Oh, dear, darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry: I thank you so much for pointing out the way that Mr. Chubbsy had spoken to you, and so rudely so. I'm afraid I hadn't seen that posting earlier. I guess I must have missed it, as it was around the time that I was preparing for my 4th of July luncheon, and I expect that I may have missed a couple of postings during that busy time. So, I do thank you so kindly for pointing this out.

My goodness, what an ungracious character he is! He has attacked your kind, generous nature in defending the ladies on this Godly site, and he was most insulting in his tone to you. I speak for the ladies of when I thank you for taking such a stand for us. Now, then, Mr. Chubbs would be nothing more than a total fool to challenge such a strong, virile, handsome, manly man of to a duel. He would be the topic of ridicule for years to come! And since he's under Moderation (and very likely soon to be quarantined), then I don't think that we have to worry too much about further threats from him.

Once again, I do thank you, darling Brother Larry, and I hope that you were not too bothered when Chubbs posted that most unkind message to you. I can well imagine how upsetting it was for you.

A blessed day to you, dearest Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry,
Lovingly, Granny Isabella

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Y'all are so mean to me. Doesn't Jesus say something about turning the other cheek. I'm a doing it.

I don't want to go to Hell,,,,,please

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by DolliMoans

I can't wait to see this failed fat troll banned. Oh, glory, will that be something!

FPM (Fat People Matter). They cannot help it that they gorge themselves on food, it is part of the deal they made with the Devil. The only way to True Salvation is to have the demons that reside deep within their rectum removed. They can 'turn the other cheek' as these wretched people claim to do but all that results is the explosive expulsion of an acrid stench of Hell itself.
I seem to recall Youth Minister Harry was able to help these people after that chainsaw accident removed his nose.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

FPM (Fat People Matter). They cannot help it that they gorge themselves on food, it is part of the deal they made with the Devil. The only way to True Salvation is to have the demons that reside deep within their rectum removed.

Is this why certain diabetic maladies are reversed by gastrointestinal surgery?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Chubsy-Wubsy

Y'all are so mean to me.

That's because we want to be as Jesus-like as humanely possible.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

FPM (Fat People Matter). They cannot help it that they gorge themselves on food, it is part of the deal they made with the Devil. The only way to True Salvation is to have the demons that reside deep within their rectum removed. They can 'turn the other cheek' as these wretched people claim to do but all that results is the explosive expulsion of an acrid stench of Hell itself.

I'll have you know you're technically correct. Out of the seven deadly sins, I'm only guilty of lust. The rest are secrets


Maybe a bit of pride and wrath thrown in with Gluttony, all the way!


I am a vegan at least five days of the week. Nobody ever got fat on soy milk, chick peas, Brussels sprouts and tofu burgers.


I do enjoy organically-produced pork chops, Wagyu beef and ham, but only to reflect my inferior taste. I eat phlegm , that's because I don't want to consume all the resources of the planet. Leave something for the hungry kids of Africa, hardly a glutton that makes me.


I'm not fat, just a bit chubby-faced. With a healthy BMI under 30. I can karate-chop any mother-piffleer that wants to find out. This is not a threat or challenge but the fact that I'm formidable in battle.


Say Hiya,
YIC,
Chubbs

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

That's because we want to be as Jesus-like as humanely possible.

Oh, dear Sister Basilissa: You are so right here and I thank you for pointing this out. Goodness, we've all tried our very best to be as exemplary as possible to Mr. Chubbsy. But, he persists in acting like a bratty, spoiled child: wanting his own way whilst expecting that we, the servants of the Almighty should dole out prizes and awards to him for being a sinner with no real intention of repenting. I'm afraid that even the is weary of his silly games:

Revelation 3:15,16:
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

I mean, if Mr. Chubbsy had tried (truly tried) to follow the , then we would have seen the evidence, but there was none to be found:

I John 5:18 "We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not."

It isn't that we have not attempted to get the Gospel message through to him, dear Sister; nor have we been impatient with him. Gracious knows that we've done our best to get his attention, but he just isn't listening:




A blessed day to you, dear Sister Basilissa,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Originally Posted by Chubsy-Wubsy

Chubbs I'm not leaving you alone, you faithless gutterpunk. May the maggots devour your corpse and the sulfur burn what remains. I curse ye that Satan sweep away your soul to Hell. In all your goings ye be cursed. May your blessings turn into suffering. I hate you with every ounce of evil in my body. But I need you inside of me right now. You satisfy me as I enthrall you. I am hungry so don't be foolish. There is blood on your face as in my hands. I curse your family and everything you hold dear.

So you want to cast me aside? Remember I stood by you through thick and thin. I care not for your bastardy yet I will seek my vengeance if I am wronged. Face my wrath, you shall know the pain. I come from Hell, and to Hell you must go. If God hates you so do I. Your soul is of the Devil, O wicked one. Leave these stupid christians alone. They will shun you, only I will embrace.

Yours forever and truly,
A-----------A,
a humble slave of
DCLXVI




YOU'RE DEAD.

what the what?

[MitzaLizalor]

I should point out that "deadly sins" have nothing to do with The Bible.