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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
02-18-2008, 03:25 AM
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Ok lets see how this would be...............
Breakfast 3 meat omelet, biscuits, gravy, and bacon
Lunch Fried chicken, mashed taters, homemade mac and cheese and rolls
Dinner meatloaf, fried taters, brown gravy and homemade banana pudding.
Snack before bed homemade hot chocolate and homemade pound cake
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That diet sounds out of balance to me - at least one meal needs to have something that is grilled, preferably over mesquite.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
02-21-2008, 01:52 AM
I have a question for the Pastors.
Sirs, while I want to ensure that my Daddy (and when my man gets back from Iraq, him) eat a proper man's meal, is it proper, do y'all think, if I were to cook plenty of manly steaks and meat dishes, but in a way that had low fat?
Is it proper for a True Christian lady to be concerned about the weight of her menfolk? Please do advise me here, I ain't sure if I should be punished for thinking of buying that George Foreman grill.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
04-29-2008, 02:38 PM
Here's one of my hit new recipes:
Bacon Cups! They are wrapped around a cupcake tin and baked. These are a hit at any party whether filled with ice cream or chili con carne.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
04-29-2008, 03:44 PM
Your closed minded insular perspective has failed you once again:
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Pecan-Brown Sugar & Bacon Ice Cream
Excerpted from Seduced by Bacon: Recipes & Lore About America's Favorite Indulgence by Joanna Pruess (The Lyons Press, 2006). Copyright 2006 by Joanna Pruess.
Makes 1 1/2 quarts
Here's a delicious surprise: tiny bits of salty bacon are a wonderful addition to this creamy dessert. Maple-cured or applewood-smoked bacon seem to be ideal choices here.- 3 cups heavy cream
- 1 cup milk
- 1 1/4 cups firmly packed dark brown sugar
- 4 egg yolks
- 1 cup chopped pecans
- 1 pound bacon, cooked until very crisp, blotted on paper towels and finely chopped (about 1/2 cup)
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
04-29-2008, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Here's one of my hit new recipes:
Bacon Cups! They are wrapped around a cupcake tin and baked. These are a hit at any party whether filled with ice cream or chili con carne.
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Oh my GOD!! Those look positively Deeeeeeeelish. I think I will make some for our weekly LOL meeting on Wednesday.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
04-29-2008, 10:04 PM
That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.
Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
Bacon Bowl Salad!
Served on a mat of bacon
Mmmmmmm!
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
04-29-2008, 11:27 PM
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That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.
Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
Bacon Bowl Salad!
Served on a mat of bacon
Mmmmmmm!
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That's my girl!
I like the way she dips my biscuits in bacon drippings, then feeds it to me one morsel at a time.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-02-2008, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
That looked sooooo delish Brother Nobar. Tonight I'm inspired to wrap everything I am making for dinner in delicious bacon.
Bacon Wrapped Potatoes
Bacon Wrapped Pork Chops
Bacon Wrapped Asparagus
Bacon Bowl Salad!
Served on a mat of bacon
Mmmmmmm!
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Honestly, you will gain like 20 pounds after that meal and I've studied nutrition!
GENTLEMEN! THIS IS ABSURD!
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-03-2008, 04:59 PM
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GENTLEMEN! THIS IS ABSURD!
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Look, you're not fooling us with your "Gentlemen" nonsense. We all know that it is a code word, a call to arms for your retarded "B" brethren. Please cut it out and give Jesus a chance. Would your "B-boys" die on a cross for you? Surely not. But did Jesus? YES! So give some serious consideration to renouncing your 4-channel ways and come to the Light of the Cross today!
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-03-2008, 06:21 PM
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Look, you're not fooling us with your "Gentlemen" nonsense. We all know that it is a code word, a call to arms for your retarded "B" brethren. Please cut it out and give Jesus a chance.
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How about you stop dreaming and stay focused on the topic for now. What you just posted is explicitly unrelated.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-04-2008, 07:59 PM
Wow...and you people don't have heart problems?
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-05-2008, 12:39 PM
well with meals like that, theyll for sure be seeing satan soon enough
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-05-2008, 01:15 PM
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Wow...and you people don't have heart problems?
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The leading cause of heart disease is smoking cigarettes...
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-05-2008, 05:43 PM
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The leading cause of heart disease is smoking cigarettes...
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And the clogging of arteries.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-06-2008, 12:15 PM
I love it when my best girl sister Thumper makes my favorite bacon-maple bars for breakfast sometimes. I could eat a dozen of those at a time, Praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
05-06-2008, 01:18 PM
We'll be serving breakfast candy *(chocolate covered bacon w/or w/o sprinkles) at next weeks Men's Fellowship Breakfast & Bible Study. We have a healthy supply of bacon from Brother Hackwith who slaughtered 2 pigs just for us. If you haven't tried CCB, you haven't lived.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
06-12-2008, 06:33 PM
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Of course I don't think men should starve.
I think that people of both sexes should know how to cook a proper meal, how to launder their clothing, and how to clean.
I also think that people of both sexes should know how to change the oil, filters, light bulbs, and fuses in their vehicle, how to make basic home repairs, and how to operate a lawnmower and power tools.
No one should feel forced to marry in order to have someone else to do things for them - love is the only valid reason for marrying. And if you're not a complete, self-sufficient person before you marry, you really don't have much to offer a spouse anyway.
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I AGREEEEEE!!!!!
Nothing better that sharing tasks! It truly brings a couple closer together too I can guarantee this!
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
10-27-2008, 03:38 PM
We let the kids make up some recipes at last weekend's Landover Junior-Christian Sleepover. Some wanted to try bacon cheddar cheeseburgers with krispy-creeme doughnut buns. I was a little hesitant, but they insisted. Heating the buns on the grill made the grill sweet, and the sugar rubbed off on the burgers, giving them some extra taste.
The kids didn't want any lettuce or onions on their burgers, but to my surprise they put ketchup on them. Kids just love ketchup!!
The baked potatoes with m&ms inside weren't as popular. I kept telling the kids that they need butter, but they wanted chocolate. Oh, well.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
10-27-2008, 03:49 PM
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We let the kids make up some recipes at last weekend's Landover Junior-Christian Sleepover. Some wanted to try bacon cheddar cheeseburgers with krispy-creeme doughnut buns. I was a little hesitant, but they insisted. Heating the buns on the grill made the grill sweet, and the sugar rubbed off on the burgers, giving them some extra taste.
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Those look absolutely DELICIOUS Brother Nobar! I'd like a couple of those with a side order of cheesecake french fries.
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Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! -
12-31-2008, 06:05 PM
I'm going to be bringing a couple of packs of these to the New Year's party. They're great with mustard (like the pic shows.)
I could eat a whole pack of these, myself!
(Sorry the picture is so large!)
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