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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 04-13-2014, 03:20 AM

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Okay Cranky but those two are different people one being famous and the other one not famous sorry but she would wash her hair and I don't think Emma Watson plays candy crush just a observation. But what I find more disturbing is the bright colours most of them are bright what if a man played it I bet he would be a gay in a second and go on a murdering spree thinking he is making rainbows while shooting fire of his flame thrower.
Evidence here!
This obese whore has been gazing lustfully at Emma Watson! This is evidence to back up Mr. Old Man's post!


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That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
Think of the children. Stop being a slut.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 04-13-2014, 04:44 AM

Observation really you think I would look at her lustfully? By observation I was saying that Emma Watson dosen't play candy crush.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 04-13-2014, 09:11 AM

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Observation really you think I would look at her lustfully?
So, you're gay?
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 04-13-2014, 10:03 AM

I already have a Christian girlfriend named Mia in Northern Territory I am not gay.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 04-13-2014, 11:27 AM

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I already have a Christian girlfriend named Mia in Northern Territory I am not gay.
I call you a lezbean


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 04-13-2014, 01:40 PM

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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-06-2014, 08:00 PM

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. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!
Are you kidding me all obese girls are lesbians. That sounds like you just the overweight.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-06-2014, 08:07 PM

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That sounds like you just the overweight.
Could you maybe put a verb in there, so we know what you're talking about? (Not that we much care.)


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-06-2014, 08:11 PM

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Could you maybe put a verb in there, so we know what you're talking about? (Not that we much care.)
That sounds like you just ate the overweight.
That sounds like you just massacred the overweight.
That sounds like you just french kissed the overweight.
That sounds like you just buried the overweight.
That sounds like you just lassoed the overweight.
That sounds like you just serenaded the overweight.

Take your pick!



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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-06-2014, 11:41 PM

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Are you kidding me all obese girls are lesbians.
Yes, we already know all obese girls are lesbians. Please read the post before you rape the reply button.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-13-2014, 10:01 PM

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Haven't you read Cranky's post, sweetie? It's the same person (that Emma whatever), after playing that game and eating too much candy.
Actually, no, it's not Emma Watson. Her hair color is even different.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-13-2014, 10:08 PM

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Actually, no, it's not Emma Watson. Her hair color is even different.
Women can paint their hair. It's 2014, try to keep up please.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 05-23-2014, 02:37 AM

I have noticed that my daughter has been gaining a lot more weight than before and I've also found candy bags in the trashcan. I guess tonight I'll get her phone and see if she has this terrible app installed. Thanks for the warning.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-02-2016, 02:12 AM

Oh really, can I have proof then?
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-03-2016, 06:32 AM

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Oh really, can I have proof then?
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Devil Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-14-2016, 05:29 PM

My goodness, what a shocker story I have for you...
So every day, I go on the subway train so I can go to church and see what soul-strengthening religious activities they have available. On the train sits across from me my lovely neighbor on her way to work (and don't ask me how her husband is OK with her working) Look at her beautiful smile, her Jesus-like blonde hair, and modest clothing choices
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But recently, she downloaded candy crush and played it on the train to pass the time. This is what she looked like last week, before she got sent to the hospital for a sugar and drug overdose

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rTd-h7IfTf...0/fatugly3.jpg

NEVER let ANYBODY, whether you're their authority or not, play this sickening game. Every crushed candy is another soul in . :hellburn:
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-14-2016, 06:20 PM

Are you serious do you people even believe what you are saying.candy crush isint turning anyone into a lesbian. That is the craziest thing I ever heard. Also not all obese woman are lesbians my sister is obese and she has been happily married for 10 years to her husband Kyle.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-14-2016, 08:34 PM

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my sister is obese and she has been happily married for 10 years to her husband Kyle.
Impossible. No man can be married to an obese blob and be happy at the same time. I assure you he is miserable and hating your weak minded sister with a vengeance. And if she would actually be happy, she would be thin instead of shoving her face with candy all the time. No way either of them is even close to being happy.

The Bible teaches us it's better to cut your own throat that to give in to gluttony (Proverbs 23:2): "Place a knife at your throatto control your appetite". So do your Christian duty and give your sister a very sharp Proverbs 23:2 engraved knife.


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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-14-2016, 10:43 PM

Guess what her husband is obese as well. Also who are you to judge who is happy in their marriages and who isist. Another thing is some people can't help the way they are. Have you ever heard of diabetes. If you have you would no its a disorder that makes it hard for people to keep a picture of good health.
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Default Re: Candy Crush Saga is changing innocent Christian girls into obese lesbian sluts! - 06-19-2016, 11:00 PM

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Guess what her husband is obese as well.
How is that relevant? It's woman who shouldn't be fat.

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Another thing is some people can't help the way they are. Have you ever heard of diabetes.
This is what is wrong with young Americans. Instead of taking responsibility to make up yet another "disease" to blame for their own failures. If a woman is fat, it is because she eats to much. Yes, it really is that simple.


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