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The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-24-2020, 04:08 PM
I'm addressing the entire Landover Baptist Church congregation here because, if the idea grows to fruition, we will all need to become involved.
We all know President Trump won the election. But, it now appears as though those who stole it from him will be successful. The President will now need to move ahead with traditional post-Presidential goals. One of these will be the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.
I'm hearing the President is having trouble finding a location. Normally it would have been in New York City where he was born and lived most of his life. But New York is suing him so he has moved to Florida. The problem with his area of Florida, Mara Largo, is the super wealthy people there have no tolerance for tour buses or grade school field trips.
It occurred to me Freehold has a chance of landing this. We have a big area where the women's porn company, Victoria's Secret, was going to build.
We will need to raise a lot of money to outbid other cities. Before we do that, we need to pitch ideas, the rooms and displays, we would include in the Library. Knowing the President, he will choose the one that best promotes his accomplishments. I invite others here to suggest what you think should be displayed in the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library.
I'll just toss in a couple of my ideas--they need to be reviewed by others of course. There would be a room called, STOPPED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. This room would have pictures of the illegal children detained at the border.
Another room would be FIRED GOVERNMENT WORKERS. This room would be wall to wall pictures of empty desks.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-24-2020, 05:25 PM
The Portrait Room, of course. where visitors can compare and contrast various artworks commissioned by the President of himself over the years.
But I'd like to warn you Brother there is a website supposedly planning to build the library at the following address:
1 MAGA Lane
Nogales, AZ 85621
Arizona - doubtful - but that looks like it could be the main competition for us. They're proposing exhibits such as the COVID Memorial, the Wall of Criminality, a grift shop... a Reflecting Pool? I don't know about that last one, it could be fake news. They've got a real head start so we'll need to up our game.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-24-2020, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
The Portrait Room, of course. where visitors can compare and contrast various artworks commissioned by the President of himself over the years.
But I'd like to warn you Brother there is a website supposedly planning to build the library at the following address:
1 MAGA Lane
Nogales, AZ 85621
They've got a real head start so we'll need to up our game.
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Thank you, Dr. Toole. I see they are planning a large display of Stormy Daniels. Really, I have my doubts the President prefers that. My thinking is we would leave out the entire Stormy Daniels story from our Freehold proposal.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-24-2020, 07:16 PM
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-24-2020, 07:43 PM
I had in mind something like a bookstore in Trump Tower where all of Trump's collected works would be sold, as well as DVD box sets of The Apprentice and MAGA hats, shirts, posters, pennants, bobbleheads, coffee mugs, action figures, snowglobes, etc. Wall-mounted TVs would display a constant stream of his finest moments (the ride down the escalator, mocking that retarded journalist, the walk across the street, and so on) and you, too, could get your picture taken with a cardboard cutout of the man himself. All of the proceeds will go to the Donald Trump Legal Defense Fund and 2024 Reelection Campaign.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-24-2020, 08:30 PM
Scholars may be commissioned to work in the new Trump University Wing to research the sweeping themes of his Presidency, such as "Where were Hilary's emails after all that?" and the great Obamacrime swindle that noone will talk about.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-24-2020, 10:53 PM
Some of the books President Trump has endorsed include: - The Power of Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale
- 1421, the paradigm-shifting masterwork in Chinese history by Gavin Menzies
- And many, many other works he has most assuredly read cover to cover.
Some other works that ought to be included on the Trump Library's shelves: - The Occult Hillary Clinton by James W. Harris, which exposes you know who's connections to "demon possession, mind control, witchcraft, voodoo, reptilian shapeshifting, terrorism, conspiracies... and much more."
- American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, in which the protagonist regards Donald Trump as his hero (don't we all?)
- Building Stone Walls by John Vivian, a useful manual
Books that not only SHOULD NOT be in the library, but that should be heaped up in the parking lot and burned (for the sake of brevity, this sampling only includes works written by former Trump administration officials): - Unhinged by Omarosa Manigault
- Team of Vipers by Cliff Sims
- The Room Where It Happened by John Bolton
- Disloyal by Michael Cohen
- A Warning by Miles "I Am Part of the Resistance" Taylor
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-25-2020, 12:02 AM
I'm thinking we may want a room devoted to The Apprentice. We could run several screens on different walls so people could see an earlier version of the President passing along the mature wisdom he has become famous for.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-25-2020, 04:14 PM
What better place for a presidential library than Landover Baptist University? I think we could sweeten the pot by offering some naming rights. Just picture this: The Donald J. Trump School of Christian Compassion and Public Service. The Donald J. Trump School of Elegant and Luxurious Design. The Donald J. Trump School of Excellence in Business Leadership. LBU and Trump--two great brands that belong together.
I'm sure that the President would be willing to do this for a very reasonable licensing fee. Of course, we'd want to bring in an experienced real estate dealmaker like Ivanka Trump as a consultant. The toughest part would be fending off our major competitor, Four Seasons Total Landscaping outside Philadelphia. At the very least, we should buy some gold-plated golf balls engraved with the President's name and go make the sales pitch.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-25-2020, 06:51 PM
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What better place for a presidential library than Landover Baptist University? I think we could sweeten the pot by offering some naming rights. Just picture this: The Donald J. Trump School of Christian Compassion and Public Service. The Donald J. Trump School of Elegant and Luxurious Design. The Donald J. Trump School of Excellence in Business Leadership. LBU and Trump--two great brands that belong together.
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To think only a year ago they were talking about putting his face on Mt Rushmore. The momentum is unstoppable. If they do decide to give Statehood to Washington DC, I hope they rethink the name. We already have a State called Washington, not many people know that, which is very confusing to taxi drivers who rely on GPS. What about Trump?
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-25-2020, 11:34 PM
Maybe I remain too big a fan of President Trump and want to go a little far with this Presidential Library. Here is what I would really like to see.
First, let's remember much of his four years was taken up with enemies. He vanquished all of them. We who are his devoted followers would enjoy heaping on the scorn only he had the pleasure of doing.
So my thinking is, why not have a room just for that. We could have a room of life size wax figures of his enemies. A name for the room might be the "Scorn Room" or the "Hissing Room." We in the public could go in there and hiss at Hillary, Obama, Pelosi, Sanders, Schumer, CNN news personalities and those who left is administration and wrote nasty books. I would enjoy that room immensely.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-25-2020, 11:53 PM
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So my thinking is, why not have a room just for that. We could have a room of life size wax figures of his enemies. A name for the room might be the "Scorn Room" or the "Hissing Room." We in the public could go in there and hiss at Hillary, Obama, Pelosi, Sanders, Schumer, CNN news personalities and those who left is administration and wrote nasty books. I would enjoy that room immensely.
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It'd have to be a large room. Of Biblical proportions. Perhaps with casino gaming (another of the President's passions) and the ability to float on water, like Jesus himself. It would take some effort but Ham's Ark may be available to host the entire library for the right amount of prayers.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-26-2020, 05:55 AM
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It'd have to be a large room. Of Biblical proportions. Perhaps with casino gaming....
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This would be a perfect fit for Landover Baptist University--a Bible-themed casino next to the Trump library--we could call it the Trump Temple. People tend to pray a lot when they're in casinos, so why not catch them in the moment? I can see it now: the Lion's Den Lounge, King Solomon's Slots, Bible-Believing Blackjack, Baptism Baccarat, Pro-Life Pai Gow, Pentacostal Poker, the Acts of the Apostles Amphitheater featuring the Burning Bush Redhead Review--it would be GLORIOUS!
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-26-2020, 02:23 PM
It just occurred to me that the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library is only a few hours from Freehold in West Branch. Should we petition to have it shut down and Hoover's corpse disinterred? The man was a heathen Quaker. But, then again like Trump he was also a wealthy businessman and a genuine small gub'min conservative. What should be done?
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-28-2020, 02:24 AM
I Prayed upon this and got a strong feeling of an answer: no books! It is time to establish a library that respects President Trump's efficient and (as we shall see) Biblical epistemology of obtaining higher knowledge through the spoken word of television and personal revelation, as we have been privileged to witness during His press conferences. No books, just lots of prime-time cable TV, youtube and tweets with easy accessibility.
Ecclesiastes 12:12
And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.
One obvious exception:
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-28-2020, 02:47 AM
Oh, yes, I so hope that the right choices will be made for when it comes to selecting and rejecting books. Goodness knows that only those that are truly suitable for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library will be considered. Why, everything must be of the highest, faultless standards -- to match our beloved President's Presidency.
Now, then, what about decor items for such a dignified place? Surely, golden draperies shall be required, with matching fringed valances and sashes and swags galore. Lavish furniture with rich gold accents will be mandatory, to reflect the heavenly home in New York that he abandoned so selflessly, in favor of serving the worthy citizens of . And, I was thinking that the foyer of the library would do well with some happy family portraits, such as this one:
(Mrs.) Isabella White
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-29-2020, 04:30 AM
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It just occurred to me that the Herbert Hoover Presidential Library is only a few hours from Freehold in West Branch. Should we petition to have it shut down and Hoover's corpse disinterred? The man was a heathen Quaker. But, then again like Trump he was also a wealthy businessman and a genuine small gub'min conservative. What should be done?
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I'm glad you pointed out Herbert Hoover's Library. Really, it should be shut down. The great depression happened when he was President. We should not be reminding the public our Republican Party was running things when that happened.
And Hoover, the Quaker, did not project glamor and glitz like President Trump does. This is important to keep morale up and persuade people to work harder. Think of all those young men who see pictures of Trump parading around with beautiful women and say to themselves, "I want to be rich like him." They march right to their parents and tell them to save more money so they can start their adult lives wealthy like Trump did.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-29-2020, 07:41 PM
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And Hoover, the Quaker, did not project glamor and glitz like President Trump does.
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True, but who does? Nobody leads a life of quiet grace and elegance the way Donald Trump does. Nobody.
Quakers aren't all bad. Yes, they're going to Hell because they believe the wrong things about Jesus, but Richard Nixon was a Quaker, and he was an excellent President.
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-29-2020, 09:35 PM
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True, but who does? Nobody leads a life of quiet grace and elegance the way Donald Trump does. Nobody.
Quakers aren't all bad. Yes, they're going to Hell because they believe the wrong things about Jesus, but Richard Nixon was a Quaker, and he was an excellent President.
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In the Trump Library we can have a video of Trump explaining exactly how his reelection was stolen from him. It will stand as final proof of why he did not serve a second term.
With Nixon, we have something similar. We have him on record as testifying he did not obstruct justice and that he was not a crook. This is another case of presenting the facts so all know the truth.
Richard Nixon I am not a Crook - Bing video
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Re: The Coming Trump Presidential Library -
11-29-2020, 11:22 PM
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With Nixon, we have something similar. We have him on record as testifying he did not obstruct justice and that he was not a crook. This is another case of presenting the facts so all know the truth.
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Well, at least now that he's dead, people don't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore. But we still need to protect Donald Trump from the mainstream media witch hunts until he runs again in 2024.
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