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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-13-2010, 07:32 PM
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ok, so if ive got this right (correct me if im wrong) it is ok to go astray if you have no other option, and promote what for some might think of being a satanic act?
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Are you familiar with the story of Lot's daughters? Note that nowhere in the text will you find a condemnation of their actions.
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This is the only part I like, and it isn't awful.
But you can't mean this serious, this is one big joke!
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By your standards, the entire system of Christian morality probably seems like "one big joke". Is that what you think?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 05:19 PM
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Jesus did not come here to scrap His fathers work, He came to inforce it!
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And he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.
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09-29-2010, 05:22 PM
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And he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.
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Oh really??? What did He do/get wrong? I am sure God is sitting on the edge of His throne, just dying to get advice from you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 05:23 PM
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And he has to come again because he didn't get it right the first time.
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What's that friend? Mocking us and Baby Jesus?
And what does Hitch mean? Are you related to that Chris Hitchins Joo boy?
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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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09-29-2010, 05:36 PM
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Do you even know what pedophile means?
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Do you know what a religious fanatic is?
Keep following the wisdom of half illiterate goat herders, I see its leaving Phenomenal gaps in your social skills.
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09-29-2010, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by radulova
ok, so if ive got this right (correct me if im wrong) it is ok to go astray if you have no other option, and promote what for some might think of being a satanic act?
Can this be applied to other situations? if yes, then who is it that decides what satanic actions are ok, and in what circumstances?
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Rather convenient when it serves their needs huh? lol
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 05:44 PM
@Hitch - Are you on drugs son? You are ranting like a crack baby.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by The Hitch
Do you know what a religious fanatic is?
Keep following the wisdom of half illiterate goat herders, I see its leaving Phenomenal gaps in your social skills.
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State your purpose Lady, we don't have time to play today. The Rapture is coming and we have work to do. If you want to talk with goat herders find a Moosim forum. We are on a mission from God to spread His word. Get a KJV1611 and get on board, or stand on the tracks either way Jesus is driving this train and and its coming down the line at full speed!
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:13 PM
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Are you familiar with the story of Lot's daughters? Note that nowhere in the text will you find a condemnation of their actions.
By your standards, the entire system of Christian morality probably seems like "one big joke". Is that what you think?
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On Lot's daughters. Depends on how you look at it. At any rate it doesnt make it right.
On christian morality.. Yes it is a joke.
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09-29-2010, 06:20 PM
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State your purpose Lady, we don't have time to play today. The Rapture is coming and we have work to do. If you want to talk with goat herders find a Moosim forum. We are on a mission from God to spread His word. Get a KJV1611 and get on board, or stand on the tracks either way Jesus is driving this train and and its coming down the line at full speed!
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Do you even know anything about the KJV?
LMAO jesus and trains = serious business.
Who do you think wrote the bible? It wasnt god.
You are lucky he allowed the book to be mass produced or you might not be reading one (legally) now.
The church would hunt you down for owning a English translated bible and burn you at the stake.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:23 PM
The Bible IS Gods inerrant word, as scribed by His disciples.
Now, answer Brother Dewitts question.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:23 PM
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Do you even know anything about the KJV?
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James memorized all of it. Like most True Christians™. Did you ever even look at a Bible?
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Who do you think wrote the bible? It wasnt god.
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Who wrote your posting? You, your dog or your keyboard? Your dog? Ah, that explains a lot.
God left the details to King James men, as He has more important things to do. But He did make sure the Bible is perfect.
2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:34 PM
That quote sends chills of joy through my tender loins. Thank you, Brother COM!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:43 PM
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The Bible IS Gods inerrant word, as scribed by His disciples.
Now, answer Brother Dewitts question.
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How convenient! God speaks through half illiterate goat herders.
Answer what question? I didn't see a question mark anywhere in Brother Dewitts reply.
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James memorized all of it. Like most True Christians™. Did you ever even look at a Bible?
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I spend a lot of time with my babble.. I really do. But he didnt translate it. Read up on William Tyndale. He did all the work and look what happened to him. The bible fell in King James lap after.
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Who wrote your posting? You, your dog or your keyboard? Your dog? Ah, that explains a lot.
God left the details to King James men, as He has more important things to do. But He did make sure the Bible is perfect.
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Yep my dog wrote it, he took a break from smacking pregnant female dogs in the area with his tail. Apparently my German Shepherd has more common sense and regard for human compassion and life that you twisted retards do.
Again the bible is not perfect. Read up on John Wycliffe and William Tyndale.
The church was so angry with John for what he did the pope had his bones dug up and burned for translating your bible to English. William was strangled and burned at the stake for the same thing.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:46 PM
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.............................The church was so angry with John for what he did the pope had his bones dug up and burned for translating your bible to English. William was strangled and burned at the stake for the same thing.
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We are True Christian Baptists, not false Christian catlicks. Seriously, are you that retarded that you did not know this?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by The Hitch
the bible is not perfect
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You could not be more wrong. The KJV1611 Holy Bible is perfect.
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The church was so angry with John for what he did the pope had his bones dug up and burned for translating your bible to English.
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All Popes have been child rapists on the fast track to Hell. Just ignore everything any pope ever said.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 06:51 PM
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Removed, taking up to much space on God's had drive.
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I asked you to state your purpose. I guess it was a bit to hard for you to comprehend. I will reword it for you, I will operate the key board slowly for you in the hope you will be able to keep up.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 07:00 PM
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We are True Christian Baptists, not false Christian catlicks. Seriously, are you that retarded that you did not know this?
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Hey send yourself an infraction this one moses.
Im giving you a MUCH needed history lesson on your holy book of rape and murder. You're the retard not me. Transplant some of that chin hair to your head.
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I asked you to state your purpose. I guess it was a bit to hard for you to comprehend. I will reword it for you, I will operate the key board slowly for you in the hope you will be able to keep up.
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Operate the keyboard slowly for yourself and pay attention to basic grammatical rules. When you ask a question it ends with a ? retard. Speak to me properly and I will answer you. It that too hard for you to comprehend genius? (note the question mark, yes that is a question) I don't have the time to teach you common sense, the bible and basic English. So you could not intentionally push the envelope as to how stupid you really are. Thanks.
Now.. I don't want you to think I am dodging your question, but I am here posting on this thread because I find your view somewhat disturbing.
Anyone else?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 07:15 PM
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Hey send yourself an infraction this one moses.
Im giving you a MUCH needed history lesson on your holy book of rape and murder. You're the retard not me. Transplant some of that chin hair to your head.
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I get a lot of hostility from your post. Why do you hate people who are different than you? You have no right to judge someone based on their appearance. Around here lady, we call you people bigots.
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Operate the keyboard slowly for yourself and pay attention to basic grammatical rules. When you ask a question it ends with a ? retard. Speak to me properly and I will answer you. It that too hard for you to comprehend genius? (note the question mark, yes that is a question) I don't have the time to teach you common sense, the bible and basic English. So you could not intentionally push the envelope as to how stupid you really are. Thanks.
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Look asshat I did not ask a question, it was more of a demand. I am sorry that you can not comprehend that simple task. Perhaps you should learn to keep your yap shut and eyes open.
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Now.. I don't want you to think I am dodging your question, but I am here posting on this thread because I find your view somewhat disturbing.
Anyone else?
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Why would any normal person find the views we have disturbing, our views are gained through reading the Bible, the word of God. Do you find God disturbing also?
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Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN! -
09-29-2010, 07:17 PM
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We are True Christian Baptists, not false Christian catlicks. Seriously, are you that retarded that you did not know this?
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Hey Chinfro,
Thanks for the infraction warnings.
Let he who without sin cast the first infraction, Douche Nozzle.
Hey, if you idiots want to follow Old Man River's guide to beating women with sticks then by all means go for it. I hope the police don't find out.
Cheers
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