[BrotherLarry]

I saw a headline today that says "Brady Hopes to Throw More Passes at Gronkowski."


There was a time when NFL players would hide their crushes on each other, even though when they spend much of their time on top of one another, their large, tight bodies intertwined in the excitement of the contest, their uniforms revealing all but the slightest details of their form. Now Brady comes out and admits he wants to hit on Gronkowski.


As you know, Gronk retired last week but we all think it's a cry for attention - perhaps Brady's attention. We as a church need to boycott football and other homer sports like wrestling - but not WWE wrestling because that's manly and not the least bit homer.


I weep for our country. If it wasn't for my ministry, millions of homers would be headed for hellfire. I am happy to stand in the gap, hand in hand with them. Continue to cover me in prayer.

[crazyjack13]

Amen, Brother Larry!

Soccer, Non-WWE wrassling, Water Polo, and other gay sports must be heavily boycotted by us at Landover Baptist.
With the millions upon millions of dollars these companies lose due to our bible-inspired activism, they'll be forced to cancel all sports we find objectionable. Then, we can establish wholesome Christian family guidelines for what real sports are meant to be, without any hedonistic homeristic propaganda turning our children into fags!