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Default MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 02-05-2015, 05:33 PM

I had no idea such a thing existed, but apparently there is a Wiccan card "game" called "Magic the Gathering" that is very popular amongst nerds. In it, they practice casting black magic spells and summoning demons while trying to kill each other and angels too. In other words, it's Dungeons and Dragons for Satan-worshiping geeks with no imagination.

Now, as it turns out, there is a card designed to turn the boys performing this ritual into trannies.

In a piece of their satanic "scripture" recently posted online, a young boy who dresses as a girl and calls himself "Alesha" is outed by a type of demon named called an "orc".

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Anger twisted the orc's face and he took another step toward her. "You tell me this? A human boy who thinks he's a woman?"
1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind...

This boy, as it turns out, isn't fooling anyone but the rest of the "warriors" support his delusion!

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"I know who I am. I am not a boy. I am Alesha, like my grandmother before me."
Several of the nearest warriors murmured their approval.
DISGUSTING!

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

This is plain and simple American that any dolt can understand! This "Alesha" boy is an ABOMINATION unto the LORD!



Please join me in prayer, my friends, that this evil will be stopped. We have a majority in the House and Senate right now, and once we again have a Republican (and real) president (I'm praying for Gov. Huckabee!) then perhaps finally laws can be passed and enforced that stops this kind of homos*xual propaganda designed to feminize young male geeks. They have it hard enough already, turning them into dress-wearing queers is only going to make saving them that much more difficult.


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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 02-05-2015, 06:24 PM

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I had no idea such a thing existed, but apparently there is a Wiccan card "game" called "Magic the Gathering"...

This is plain and simple American that any dolt can understand! This "Alesha" boy is an ABOMINATION unto the LORD!
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"I know who I am. I am not a boy. I am Alesha, like my grandmother before me."
Several of the nearest warriors murmured their approval...
Sister,

I am appaled. Jesus is about to come for the second time in two millennia and these people waste their time is idiotic sodomy. Your analysis was point on but - if I may - I'd like to add a couple of disturbing issues about this 'game'.

It mocks the Good Book, the Bible by directly twisting its words.

1. The 'gathering'. The only gathering that can be accepted is the one of us in True Faith™ in the radiant presence of Jesus.

2 Thessalonians 2:1
Now we beseech you, brethren, by the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, and by our gathering together unto him,


2. This one.
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"I know who I am. I am not a boy. I am Alesha, like my grandmother before me."
This is slimy and criminal plagiarism. This utterance derives directly from the Bible.

Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

These people know what they are doing. Like a geiger counter we can hear every second how unsuspecting young souls fall into the bottomless pit.

Jesus is our only hope. He glistens with the moist waters of life. We can enjoy of his essence soon as we enter our forever home in Heaven.

Praying.



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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 02-11-2015, 02:37 PM

Clearly there is something seriously wrong with those playing "magic the gathering". This is what people playing it dress like:





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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 02-11-2015, 10:01 PM

I guess when young nerds are lured into transvestism they also become whorish trollops. Or forced into becoming whorish trollops. That oriental tranny in the second picture doesn't look too happy that his "boyfriend" forced him to dress in an even skimpier outfit than the one in the picture the "boyfriend" is holding.


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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 02-11-2015, 10:51 PM

This doesn't look like poker.
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Ok, thats really offensive.
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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 05-01-2015, 12:53 AM

This game is obviously some plot from the homer athiests to corrupt our children. This game should have been outlawed long ago.


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The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 10-14-2015, 05:47 PM

Ok, you have all taken this too far. First off, NOT EVERYONE who plays this game dresses like this. For those of you who thought that scouring Google on the internet was the best way to support your justly "Call to arms" and protect your "Brother's and Sisters" is completely un-Christian. Not to mention, totally ignorant.
Secondly, you sit and quote scripture, like it's the only thing to follow, and yet you folks forget 2 simple things...
1. Any text can be turned for your advantage (yes this includes The Bible as well.)
2. God gave us free will to make choices. Just because you don't like, or don't want to play this game, doesn't mean that it is corrupting children, or it's Satanic in nature. Hell years ago they said the same thing about Dungeons and Dragons. I played this game when I was younger, and I don't see demons, or conjure up spirits to smite my enemies.

I play this game and I'm not confused with my sexual orientation (I'm a 41 year old man, and my fiancee can attest to this...), I don't think that the cards connect in any way, shape, or form, to black magic. For those of you who do, I suggest if you really want to learn about black magic, you should try to find the Dark Magic book of Spells (if you're so lucky to find it). It's very rare book, written in Latin. Which has a counter book, White book of Spells.

Here's the bottom line. You are so quick to judge what is right and what is wrong, when you don't take into consideration that these "kids" and "adults" who play this game, aren't out being menaces to society. They work normal jobs like you and I, and you label them as well. Calling them "nerds". What the hell makes you so high and mighty? I can sit around all day long, quote the Bible's scripture to work out to my advantage, but unlike you, I don't waste my time. It's pointless. Why must you try to intervene with people's lives who are not doing anything morally, or legally wrong?

Oh, wait, that's right, you have this black book that says "Bible" on it, and you want to "cast" it's power to help others... Sounds like magic to me, don't you think??

Seriously people, read before you speak... Learn more about Magic: The Gathering before you open your mouths and look like complete idiots. The Bible does not say, "Thou shalt not play Magic or Dungeons and Dragons". It does say, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". (The Golden Rule).

Please keep this in mind, neither God, nor Jesus wrote the Bible, it was written by man, and it is open to any and all interpretations. No one person is going to read it the same way. It's a guide, not law. So please, for God's sake, lighten up.

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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 10-14-2015, 05:55 PM

So quick to judge. You know absolutely nothing of this game, nor how it is played. There are people who take this a bit too far, dressing up as characters on the cards, however that does not in any way, shape, or form, make this game Satanic. You really need to educate yourself, instead of thumping that Bible all the time... I can't speak for God, but you should be ashamed of yourself. Labeling people "Nerds and Geeks"... and what would you like to be called? That's exactly what I thought. For more information, look up Wizards of the Coast. The produce the game. Perhaps you can be educated then. Until then, grow up and stop using your Bible as a right to enforce your beliefs on everyone. It was written by a man, not a god. It's open to interpretation, and doesn't mean the same thing to each person who reads it. You really need a hobby, or a life miss.
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Halo and Welcome Onion Woman.

You seem a little frustrated and I would bet my last Abo that it's due to your involvement with the game in question.
Do you still dress as a Wizard? Does your Lesbian partner dress as a Witch or does she also dress as a Wizard?
God forbids Cross Dressing and God condemns Muffdivers.

Deuteronomy 22:5 - The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

As for your Lesbo relations I think you are on a quick cobblestone path merrily to Hell (and I am not talking Cosplay) There will be no Hobbit or Dragon Slayer to help you once Satan has a hold of you.
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That's like saying not all homosexuals are cannibals or not all idolators demand slatternly services at their temples. So what? The problem is the idols. The non-binary gender identity. NOT the precise methods of any individual fetishist.

When people engage with these demons they are mocking God by denying reality. The reality of proper attire or coiffure, the reality of one's own function, the reality of God. And God explains how not to dress, how not to copulate, how not to worship idols.

The Bible is clear what should happen to these narcissists when alive and what certainly happens to them once they are dead. It involves copious pain. God also explains about nature:
I Corinthians 11:14-15 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering. kjv
How does MTG cosplay honour God?
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Why must you try to intervene with people's lives who are not doing anything morally, or legally wrong?
"Intervening with" their lives (do you mean intervening in, or interfering with?) would entail us going on to their privately owned website and telling them what they should and should not to. Have we done this? No. Have you? I think you have, dear, haven't you?

Let me let you into a secret. We don't care what you think, or even whether you think at all. What part of Unsaved Unwelcome do you not understand?

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Yes I play the game, no I am not female, so for the idiot who seems to think that I am sexually misled, WRONG. I love how your site labels the newcomers. Trust me, Satan doesn't want me, I'd take over. On that note, for all the scripture that was quoted to my response about the game being completely harmless, you all really do have a lot to learn. The sad truth is this, none of you know about this game, so since some kid decides to dress up as one of the characters on the card, you have to go off on them, calling them a transvestite, claiming that the game "made" them do it. That's like saying the gun killed someone. No, the gun didn't, the person who pulled the trigger did, of their own free will. The game didn't cause this kid to wear those clothes, they did so of their own free will. And to answer your other questions, no I do not dress up as any of the characters, or a wizard, or Jesus for that matter, but I can certainly tell some of you think you are better than me. That's not a very Christian attitude to take. Nor is calling a new user unsaved trash. You people really need to get your head out of your ass, and realize that you are not above anyone else.

Say it with me, Magic: The Gathering is JUST a GAME. Just a GAME. Find something else to bitch about that matters, like the fact we have a screwed up President, who can't find his ass from a hole in the ground. That would be a bit more productive.

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Listen, sweetknees, around here the Bible is the authority on what constitutes "Christian", not your misinformed opinion. If you want to claim that God or Jesus approve or disapprove of something, it's Scripture or stfu, thanks.


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Unfortunately dear, I'm not the one misinformed. I guess I might as well risk some more infractions here while I'm at it and possibly educate everyone here what this game is really about...so please bear with me.

My point was a very simple one. Every person in this thread seems to think that Magic: The Gathering is some sort of Satanic, Wicken game, when in fact that is so far from the truth it's not even funny.

As I recall correctly, the game was designed by Chester Garfield, who created the game for people to enjoy. Mr. Garfield later sold the game rights to a company called Wizards of The Cost, who were well known for their Vampire: The Masquerade roll playing game.

Again, I can't speak for everyone, but I can say that I don't dress up and "cosplay" however there are many venues like Comicon that every year people dress up as their favorite super heros, or even during the Star Trek conventions, they dress up as characters from the shows and the movies. They are simply fans expressing how much they enjoy the shows and movies, and it's their form of gratitude to the creator of those shows and movies, Gene Roddenberry. This is not to be mistaken with worship.

I don't see the harm in this, nor do I see any harm in children dressing up for Halloween (next I will be told this is also taboo, and not to be done due to what the Bible says, but I disagree).

Games like Magic: The Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, and Vampire: The Masquerade are not satanic, and are harmless (unless of course you have someone who isn't mentally stable, thinking this is real life. Then that person needs to seek therapy.)

What angered me about this thread is the fact that one boy dressed up as a character on one of the cards, which happened to be female, and you folks went and immediately blamed the game for this, when in fact it's not the game that caused the problem to begin with. That boy was simply dressing up as a character from the game, it was only a costume. This doesn't mean the kid is gay, or mislead.

I pose this question for all of you to think about. How many of you dressed up during Halloween when you were kids? How many of you went to church, or asked God for forgiveness after doing so? I don't think any of you did, I know I didn't. It was just something us kids did, looked forward to, and enjoyed.

So I'm only asking that you please read up on the game itself, before you are so quick to judge its intent. For those of you who know nothing about the game (and from what I've read, sounds like almost everyone) let me enlighten you.

The game is simply a card game. Yes within it you have different land cards (plains, islands, swamps, mountains, and forests) that allow you to "cast" creatures, instants, artifacts, sorcery, etc. It's using your imagination. Nothing more. There is no form of witchcraft here, it's how the game was created, and how the rules of the game are played.

Listen, when I play the game, I don't think for one second that after I'm done, I'm going to talk with Satan, or conjure up an angel to attack anyone. Apparently I know a little better than this, perhaps some don't. But as I mentioned before, for those who don't, they need to seek help. It's only a game folks, just like playing poker, or 21, or anything else. It's not to be taken seriously to the point of being a sin or real life for that matter. I certainly hope you can understand this, as there are millions of people who play and enjoy this game, and I highly doubt they are all sinners just because they play this game. They are both children and adults like me, who work a normal job, pay our bills, and live a normal life.

As I said before, it's just a game. If any of you have any further questions regarding it, you can find it by searching Google.com for answers, or look at Wizards of the Coast. I realize that we all have our own opinions on what is right and what is wrong, but seriously, there comes a time when you have to realize that perhaps you may be wrong about this... and I do apologize for being so defensive in the beginning, however every person in this thread was willing to ban this game, and not one of you actually took a moment to research the game in its entirety. I hope I was able to shed some light on this matter...

As for the little boy and the accusation of him being gay? Don't know if it's true or not, but if it is, I pray for him to realize his sin.

So, honestly, the game isn't turning anyone into transvestites, there is something more happening here than what we know.


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I don't know who you or these off-coast wizards of yours are, but I do know that all that witchcraft and vampirism is satanic.


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What is it with these EMO creeps have they taken a vow of causing offence everywhere they go? Yes we know that before accepting Jesus we were "dressed up" as harlots all the time whether sleeping or waking whether catholic or mohammedan which are basically the same things from what I can make out or sikh or wretched Jew. Because all of these worship idols.
Micah 1:7 All the graven images thereof shall be beaten to pieces, and all the hires thereof shall be burned with the fire, and all the idols thereof will I lay desolate: for she gathered it of the hire of an harlot, and they shall return to the hire of an harlot. kjv



Prancing around in lurex hotpants or dressing up as a warlock is not on God's agenda and He is very specific that any money spent on idols—statues of Mary or gilded moons or pictures of guru Nanek or going into an autistic psychosis obsessing over some ancient wall—is the same as funding a pimpmobile. He would rather go naked pretending to be a dragon while simultaneously hooting like an owl.
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Prostitution concerns God greatly and The Bible is clear that all false religions are whoredom. Jews think that God will remember them if they clown around by the ruins of their temple which is sort of true I suppose because God will never forget what they did to Jesus and you'd think they'd lie low for a while after that but anyway when Jesus returns He will be killing all the Jews and all the Romish catholics and all the sikhs and all the mahommadens and all the game fetish community none of whom acknowledge Jesus as LORD because if they did they would become Christians and cease worshipping their current god. Satan.
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Magic The Gathering is like a great big carbuncle on the face of a once beautiful woman, the world we live in, ruined. Ruined by dressing up, a form of demonic possession whether on Halloween or any other day because it results from sinful thoughts. What was the very next thing to pollute Eden after The Fall?

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Still no Scripture, huh?

NO ONE HERE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.

As Bible-obedient True Christians™, these people care what the Bible says, not some 41-year old virgin with a fake beard.

So (AGAIN) if you want to claim that God or Jesus want people to do (or not do) something, Scripture or it didn't happen.


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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: MAGIC THE GATHERING IS TURNING OUR NERDS INTO TRANNIES! - 11-07-2015, 11:17 PM

From a recent article in a Christian magazine:

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Introduction to the Occult

In America tonight, millions of children will dress up as witches, demons, and goblins and go trick-or-treating. To most of them, the spirit world is all pretend. But according to some experts, what seems like harmless fun is slowly indoctrinating children into New Age occultism.

A new controversy is brewing over a popular children's card game called "Magic: The Gathering." Steve Kosser, a school psychologist in Pound Ridge, New York, explains the serious nature of the game.

"Here's a card that says you're going to drain the life of your opponent, and here's a card specifically called demonic consultation. This is a pentagram in the back, which is a symbol for Satan," he explained. Kosser says the game promotes occultic themes like Satanism, witchcraft, and demon possession.

"This is not a game like chess where you are attacking pieces on a board. This is a game where you're attacking your living, breathing opponent by using devils to conjure demons and cast spells."

And while some people think these occultic themes are only popular at Halloween, in some schools across the country these themes are part of everyday learning. In the New York suburb of Pound Ridge, elementary school students took an overnight field trip to a local graveyard. They also learn about magic and witchcraft in the classroom.

In a lengthy federal lawsuit against the Bedford school district, plaintiffs Ceil Dinozzi and Mary Ann Dibari allege that school officials in their community are promoting New Age occultism.

"I truly believe we are in a spiritual battle for the souls of our children," said Dibari. "That's what we have in the schools, and this is the battlefield."

The battle began when "Magic: The Gathering" became popular at Pound Ridge elementary school two years ago. Teachers made the game part of the curriculum for gifted and talented students. But when some of their children began having nightmares, these two women questioned what was happening at school. The more they probed, the more they found other activities within the curriculum that concerned them.

"Death, dying, necromancy, shamanism -- you name it, it was in there," said Dibari.

The lawsuit lists more than 30 instances where students were exposed to New Age occultism in the classroom. The following were among the most compelling examples:

First, school officials invited a New Age crystal healer and a psychic to speak at the elementary school. Secondly, third graders learned how to tell fortunes and read tarot cards. And the most bizarre example -- for a lesson about evolution, fourth graders took a field trip to a graveyard. Dibari's granddaughter attended that outing.

"She said, 'Well, we were taken in a children's cemetery, and you walk onto the tombs and you lie down on the gravesite to see if you could fit in the little child's coffin,'" recalled Dibari.

In addition to those activities, another fourth grade class had to write a poem entitled, "How God Messed Up." The fifth grade performed various Aztec rituals, including one that conjures up dead spirits. And sixth graders spent three months learning about pagan gods who are central to New Age occultism.

"We've got a case where well-meaning teachers are literally dabbling in occult activities to try to keep their kids interested in what they're studying," said Kosser. "At the same time, they're leading the children toward a greater appreciation of occult stuff."

And as author Berit Kjos warns, this is happening nationwide.

"The schools, the whole process of learning today is taking the children away," saud Kjos. "It's stealing the minds of children and Christian parents are losing the children from coast to coast. The children's loyalties are being turned from the home, from the church, from God, to a whole new ideal."

In her books Brave New Schools and A Twist of Faith, Kjos writes that that new ideal is a new worldview that embraces all religions except Christianity.

"Any parent that is shocked to discover that this stuff is happening in the schools is basically being naive," said Kosser. "The schools exist in the popular culture."

And as Kosser also points out, the popular culture is loaded with examples of the occult packaged to look like harmless fun. For example, children's books like "Goosebumps," the "Magic Tree House," "The Zack Files," and "The Black Cat Club," introduce young readers to topics like vampirism, ESP, and out-of-body experiences. One series called "The Junior Astrologer" entices children to take up astrology.

In television and movies, witchcraft and casting spells look like innocent entertainment to impressionable young viewers. And then there are games like "The Angel Talk" that look wholesome, but encourage players to contact New Age spirits.

It may not look as devilish as "Magic: The Gathering," but the underlying principles are the same. And it's these principles that have experts concerned.

"The more and more the children are desensitized to occultism and to lifestyles that clash with Christianity, the more it's accepted," said Kjos.

And according to Dibari and Dinozzi, that's evident in their community already.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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