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Default Jesus Sends Coronal Mass Ejection to Earth - 08-04-2010, 12:37 AM

It's often hard to tell just what upsets God from time to time, and Sunday was no exception - and it's possible that some Christians are not praising Jesus on the Holy Day. No doubt Obama was also somewhere lying again to the American public and spreading socialism throughout the land.

Jesus' ejaculation will reach the Earth sometime Tuesday evening and continue during Wednesday leading to spectacular displays in the night sky and possibly knocking out satellites and disrupting power grids.

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Earth is bracing for a cosmic tsunami Tuesday night as tons of plasma from a massive solar flare head directly toward the planet.

The Sun's surface erupted early Sunday morning, shooting a wall of ionized atoms directly at Earth, scientists say. It is expected to create a geomagnetic storm and a spectacular light show -- and it could pose a threat to satellites in orbit, as well.

"This eruption is directed right at us and is expected to get here early in the day on Aug. 4," said Leon Golub of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics. "It's the first major Earth-directed eruption in quite some time."

The solar eruption, called a coronal mass ejection, was spotted by NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory, which captures high-definition views of the sun at a variety of wavelengths. SDO was launched in February and peers deep into the layers of the sun, investigating the mysteries of its inner workings.



http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/...ls-sun-waking/



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Default Re: Jesus Sends Coronal Mass Ejection to Earth - 08-04-2010, 12:52 AM

The story does come from NASA. How reliable is the story.

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Default Re: Jesus Sends Coronal Mass Ejection to Earth - 08-04-2010, 01:17 AM

I am suspicious of the story. Fox seems to be catering more and more to the liebral media for some reason.

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NASA scientists warned recently that high-energy electric pulses from the sun could cripple our electrical grid for years, causing billions in damages. In fact, the House is so concerned that the Energy and Commerce committee voted unanimously to approve a bill allocating $100 million to protect the energy grid from this rare but potentially devastating occurrence.
Sounds like an excuse to raise taxes and do their mystery spending to me. The very reason that NASA exists.


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