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Bomb Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-29-2021, 03:30 PM

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I never listen to the metal. "They" say they always go in threes. Who is They? Satan. And he's getting three nice ones this week!

METAL CHURCH (never heard of them, bound to be dreadful)
SLIPKNOT This cacophonous racket has actually been posted somewhere: atrocious, as you'd expect with a name like that.
Glatians 3:13c . . it is written, Cursed is every one that hangeth on a tree
and no prizes for guessing what "slipknot" means

Mike Howe and Joey Jordison respectively. Just so we'll know the harmonies available in Hell I've looked up two examples; in reverse order:
SLIPKNOT (no way of knowing who's who)METAL CHURCH (the deceased is singing)

.DO NOT WATCH.
FOR PARENTAL INFORMATION ONLY
.FAINTING HAZARD PASTOR REQUIRED.
MAKE SURE HE'S STANDING BEHIND YOU
Two more people joining hell. Amazing we got rid of them. Praise God!


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 07-30-2021, 12:12 PM

Mark 3:28-29Matthew 12:32Luke 12:10


People say it's just a lifestyle option, like wearing Milanese styles instead of Irish tweed.

But it's not.


Satan is inducting 3 goths today and although it's questioned how we know this, after all music is just a taste like whether your new coat has pompoms, we can still read the lyrics. First up it's The Tops (Dusty Hill) whom we can picture answering God.
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James 4:7b Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

Lean down with your hot spot
Hit you with the blue voodoo¹

I'm hearing voices in my head - Can't tell you what they're saying
I feel the devil's jaws - Got me in his claws²

Can't keep my nose clean livin' in sin alright³
Are those words celebrating Jesus? No. They are words of outright defiance. In order to do voodoo it's essential to reject God, deny Christ and declare the Holy Ghost a liar. Only then can voodoo work leading to phase two: voices. Having spurned Christ's protection, these are the voices of demons leading to a life of unmitigated evil. It's right there in the lyrics.


Following on, it's The Slipknots (Joey Jordison) with little need for imagination; fortunately this freak-show cooked theirs years ago so they won't miss it.
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Philippians 4:8 Whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.

Salivate litigate liberate madness sadness
|EXPLETIVE DELETED| this - How long have I had this? - I don't need this
Outta my business - Insert engage betrayed my God Fraud - Liberate my madness⁴

Oh, my God - I won't give another soul to you - I won't give another life to you
I won't give another thought to you - I won't give anymore of my hope to you⁵

So step inside, step inside - See the Devil in I - See the Devil in I⁶
Charming. Outright explicit projectile vomit over everything leading anyone to Heaven. But is it art?


Leaving that aside brings us to The Metal Churches (Mike Howe) where the band name alone is enough regardless of its personnel. The metal ethos permeates all.
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Zephaniah 3:8 Wait ye upon me, saith the LORD, until the day that I rise up to the prey: for my determination is to gather the nations, that I may assemble the kingdoms, to pour upon them mine indignation, even all my fierce anger: for all the earth shall be devoured with the fire of my jealousy.

When you look at yourself you can see a bewildering soul
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You've journeyed so long now you've sealed all your plans
But when you look at your reflection you try to understand
In the mirror of lies⁷


In each case the thrust of artistic effort is projected against God. But more than that, after all, Paul was pretty anti-God at one stage. Simply killing Christians is one thing, Christians go to Heaven, whereas this stuff is designed to suck out souls giving nothing in return. Satan knows his property well but is avaricious, always wanting more. Debraining used to be possible but is frowned on nowadays so he's switched tack. First get them blaspheming. Next he's got their souls. Thirdly, the good bit from his perspective, make them write your lyrics but WHOOOOOPS SATAN!! You've shown your hand!!! The Bible tells us there is no remedy. These wretches are doomed. When people ask, how do we know? Here's the answer: read the lyrics. No sane person would wanna hear the music!




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Mark 3:28-29Matthew 12:32Luke 12:10


People say it's just a lifestyle option, like wearing Milanese styles instead of Irish tweed.

But it's not.

Woman two is a redhead. Another satanic devil. I don't see much difference between Milanese and Irish.


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Bomb Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-05-2021, 08:37 PM

And another one of Satan's DJ's entered the gates of hell. A man called Paul Johnson. Ironically, he had produced a song called "Get Get Down".


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-05-2021, 08:52 PM

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And another one of Satan's DJ's entered the gates of hell. A man called Paul Johnson.
Well, this was of some concern to me, dear, as one of our senior District Judges - a very fine man - is called Paul Johnson. But a quick call to his wife confirms that he is just fine.


Please try to be less ambiguous in future. For a moment there, I was almost distressed.


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Well, this was of some concern to me, dear, as one of our senior District Judges - a very fine man - is called Paul Johnson. But a quick call to his wife confirms that he is just fine.
THIS Paul yes. I think it was blasphemous of this DJ to be named after a senior District Judge from Iowa.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-11-2021, 03:30 AM

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I'm not sure whether two notes constitutes a song
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-11-2021, 04:16 PM

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I'm not sure whether two notes constitutes a song
Unfortunately, it seems like endless repetition of two notes does pass for "music" these days - "songs" of the "genre" that my late mother (condemned to the deepest pits of Hell for her wicked beliefs) used to call the "woop-woop music" - reduced not just to two notes, but also to a monotonous beat with no subtleties.
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-12-2021, 03:57 AM

I know. Even a single note could be syncopated by whatever computer program is generating it rhythm-wise. But then you'd have to write your own program. Even Mozart, although a catholic and a freemason, managed to do that.

single note syncopation
I will not be posting this dreadful song, even worse than Mozart
but from 3 minutes for 40 seconds or so an example is available
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE&t=180
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-18-2021, 01:07 AM

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Ah, so we're making fun of people's weight now. To such depths have we sunk.


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-18-2021, 02:17 AM

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Ah, so we're making fun of people's weight now..
Your Biblical ignorance is getting tiresome.


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Ah, so we're making fun of people's weight now.
That would be for some value of "now" which = "13 years ago", would it?


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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-18-2021, 06:23 PM

Moving along the platform, Oh look! It's Sean Lock!

Never once did I hear him acknowledge Christ. God noticed. God acted.


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So sad. Don's passed on. He gave a lot of joy to all who heard him sing.



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Sinner Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-24-2021, 04:57 PM

And, one of Satan's favorite people is now on the train. Charlie Watts, from those ungodly Rolling Stones, has died.

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The Rolling Stones drummer Charlie Watts has died at the age of 80.
The sad news comes weeks after Watts pulled out of the band's No Filter tour.
A spokesperson for Charlie confirmed his absence from the US shows earlier this month, revealing that the rocker needed to 'rest and recuperate' following a medical procedure.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...lling-24829731

Well, that's where this Charlie person deserves to be, especially when his records say things like this!
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Default Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-24-2021, 05:08 PM

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So sad. Don's passed on. He gave a lot of joy to all who heard him sing.

Well, now Don Everly will know the true meaning behind the lyrics in his song:

Bye bye love
Bye bye happiness
Hello loneliness
I think I'm-a gonna cry-y



Don will have plenty of time to cry — that is most certain!

Matthew 13:41,42:
41 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
42 And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Jude 1:7 "Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."

Bye, bye, Don. Bye, bye!





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And, one of Satan's favorite people is now on the train. Charlie Watts, from those ungodly Rolling Stones, has died.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebri...lling-24829731

Well, that's where this Charlie person deserves to be, especially when his records say things like this!
After all that what has been done by Charlie, I have no reason to mourn for him. Rather the exact opposite, my prayers to damn him have been heard. HALLELUJAH


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Bible Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-24-2021, 10:51 PM

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After all that what has been done by Charlie, I have no reason to mourn for him. Rather the exact opposite, my prayers to damn him have been heard. HALLELUJAH
Exactly so, dear Mr. Stanford! Charlie Watts will regret every sinful thing that he did, and every single thing that he encouraged other people to do. Instead of using his musical talent (what little he possessed) to glorify Almighty , he chose to be a servant of Satan, and to be an idol for fans of the devil's music. Yes, HALLELUJAH for your answered prayers, and to that, may I add:

Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived; is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

The had had enough of Charlie's rebellion, and now he is paying the price for his devilish deportment -- in . This is especially relevant, considering the debauchery that was so evident, such as his participation in playing along to songs that have very explicit, profane, immoral lyrics, as you shall hear in the clip below. The screams that you hear during this performance are nothing compared to the horror that Charlie is now facing in his eternal home.

Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

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Bible Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! - 08-25-2021, 08:28 PM

And, the train to stops to pick up another rebellious sinner! Anybody who had had the misfortune of tuning into dreary Dynasty in the 1980s will remember one of the husbands of that Alexis woman — Dex Dexter — or, as he was known when not on television, Michael Nader.

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  • His wife took to Facebook to share that he was diagnosed on August 13
  • And then 10 days later the TV star died at home in Northern California
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...ay-cancer.html

Well, Mr. Nader is now roasting in the eternal Lake of Fire — which is exactly where he belongs — for ignoring the sweet love of .

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

Gone are the days of high glamour and prestige that were enjoyed by the sinful Dex Dexter. With the high rate of trips to that this train is making, one wonders which of his fancy friends will be next?





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And, I might add that it is no wonder that this Mr. Nader person is burning in — especially, after this shameful performance that glorifies sin!





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