[BrotherLarry]

The Equine Gnathology Training Institute in King Hill, Idaho, sent me a flyer regarding a new specialty in gnathological arts involving donkeys and mules. It requires certification in doing horses, and of course I have that, but I have never tried doing donkeys. For one thing there aren't that many in the greater Manhattan area - at least not on my block - and I am not sure if the expense is worth it.


There would be the plane ticket to Idaho and of course hotel accommodations in the King Hill area; the course itself requires payment up front and there are my creation science doctoral courses to think about. Please lift me in prayer so that I go the way the Lord would have me. There are donkeys who need my oral attention and yet the market might be slim in NYC. I pray in Jesus Name for guidance, and I thank all of you for your concern. If you can see me doing donkeys, please encourage me as the Lord leads.

[Basilissa]

Praying

[Mary Etheldreda]

(((Praying)))

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

((praying))

Brother Larry, did you consider Zebras? While I was knelt down and consumed by all things donkey, I felt hot breath in my ear that whispered zebras would be the next vast untapped market. Think about it, zebras.

[Phil Ander]

Braying, oops I mean praying!

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole

((praying))

Brother Larry, did you consider Zebras? While I was knelt down and consumed by all things donkey, I felt hot breath in my ear that whispered zebras would be the next vast untapped market. Think about it, zebras.

Brother Toole,


I have a miraculous story to tell you.


No less than five minutes after you prayed (The Lord told me this), the Bronx Zoo called and asked me if I could look at their zebras because there seems to be a problem with the occlusion of their jaws. If my treatment is successful, I shall seek certification in zebras at once. The Lord is working mightily through you, brother. I praise Him for your friendship.


BrotherLarry

[handmaiden]

Didn't Jesus ride a donkey? And what about live animal shows--you know, the Christmas pageants with real sheep and at least one donkey? It seems to me that the more Christian America becomes, the more donkeys will be in need of your services.

Clearly, The Lord has set this opportunity before you as part of His Much Greater Plan. How satisfiying it must feel to be one of His Key Players in the dramatic unfolding of His Return to the world.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Didn't Jesus ride a donkey? And what about live animal shows--you know, the Christmas pageants with real sheep and at least one donkey? It seems to me that the more Christian America becomes, the more donkeys will be in need of your services.

Clearly, The Lord has set this opportunity before you as part of His Much Greater Plan. How satisfiying it must feel to be one of His Key Players in the dramatic unfolding of His Return to the world.

Well, Sister, I think everyone knew that I would have a massive role in the Kingdom of God. Not everyone is a certified equine gnathologist, you know - let alone handsome, well built, and exceptionarily intelligent. I say this not to brag, but to give the glory to our King, our Lord and Master, our Savior unlike any other Savior, Jesus Christ. GLORY TO YOU, my LORD! Hallelujah!


I shall explore the things you mentioned in your post at once. I sent my deposit for the donkey/mule specialist training. I hope Idaho has some Bible believing Baptist churches. Continue to pray, brothers and sisters. I will be servicing God's donkeys before you know it.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Praying, Brother Larry. May He richly bless you for all your work in bringing about the Kingdom of God...after all, He came into Jerusalem on a donkey.

[MitzaLizalor]

Seemingly resistant to the blight of sleeping sickness yet as powerful as a mule, the zonkey is becoming more popular but I don't know if they have jaw problems.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

...after all, He came into Jerusalem on a donkey.

Actually, Jesus rode in on Three Donkeys!

Glory!

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Actually, Jesus rode in on Three Donkeys!

Glory!

Thank you so much, Sister Mary! I enjoyed reading that thread. As usual it affirmed my confidence in the Bible.


It also shows just how much work BrotherLarry has ahead of him!


Isn't it great how answered prayer works?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Actually, Jesus rode in on Three Donkeys!

Glory!

Thank you sister! Somehow, I failed to realize that, and after reading that, it made so much sense. Of course, Jesus would have three donkeys, after all, anything good in three is clearly a sign from God and if Brother Larry will be richly blessed for working with the animals that Jesus himself rode!